Mine

on *:input:*: {
  if ($$1 === +I) { /mode # +I $me  } 
  if ($$1 === +e) { /mode # +e $me  }
  if ($$1 === +v) { cs voice # $nick }
  if ($$1 === +h) { cs halfop # $nick }
  if ($$1 === +o) { cs op # $nick }
  if ($$1 === +a) { cs protect # $nick }
  if ($$1 === +q) { cs owner # $nick }
  if ($$1 === +b) { mode # +b $$2!*@* | inc %bans 1 }
  if ($$1 === +c) { mode # +c }
  if ($$1 === +e) { mode # +e $$2!*@* }
  if ($$1 === +I) { mode # +I $$2!*@* }
  if ($$1 === +i) { mode # +i }
  if ($$1 === +k) { mode # +k $$2 }
  if ($$1 === +l) { mode # +l $$2 }
  if ($$1 === +m) { mode # +m }
  if ($$1 === +n) { mode # +n }
  if ($$1 === +p) { mode # +p }
  if ($$1 === +s) { mode # +s }
  if ($$1 === +t) { mode # +t }
  if ($$1 === +z) { mode # +z }
  if ($$1 === +C) { mode # +C }
  if ($$1 === +G) { mode # +G }
  if ($$1 === +M) { mode # +M }
  if ($$1 === +K) { mode # +K }
  if ($$1 === +L) { mode # +L $$2 }
  if ($$1 === +N) { mode # +N }
  if ($$1 === +Q) { mode # +Q }
  if ($$1 === +R) { mode # +R }
  if ($$1 === +S) { mode # +S }
  if ($$1 === +T) { mode # +T }
  if ($$1 === +V) { mode # +V }
  if ($$1 === +u) { mode # +u }
  if ($$1 === -v) { cs devoice # $nick }
  if ($$1 === -h) { cs dehalfop # $nick }
  if ($$1 === -o) { cs deop # $nick }
  if ($$1 === -a) { cs deprotect # $nick }
  if ($$1 === -q) { cs deowner # $nick }
  if ($$1 === -b) { mode # -b $$2!*@* }
  if ($$1 === -c) { mode # -c }
  if ($$1 === -e) { mode # -e $$2!*@* }
  if ($$1 === -I) { mode # -I $$2!*@* }
  if ($$1 === -i) { mode # -i }
  if ($$1 === -k) { mode # -k }
  if ($$1 === -l) { mode # -l }
  if ($$1 === -m) { mode # -m }
  if ($$1 === -n) { mode # -n }
  if ($$1 === -p) { mode # -p }
  if ($$1 === -s) { mode # -s }
  if ($$1 === -t) { mode # -t }
  if ($$1 === -z) { mode # -z }
  if ($$1 === -C) { mode # -C }
  if ($$1 === -G) { mode # -G }
  if ($$1 === -M) { mode # -M }
  if ($$1 === -K) { mode # -K }
  if ($$1 === -L) { mode # -L }
  if ($$1 === -N) { mode # -N }
  if ($$1 === -Q) { mode # -Q }
  if ($$1 === -R) { mode # -R }
  if ($$1 === -S) { mode # -S }
  if ($$1 === -T) { mode # -T }
  if ($$1 === -V) { mode # -V }
  if ($$1 === -u) { mode # -u }
  if ($$1 === Die,) { cs akick # add $$2 [ %akicks ] | inc %akicks 1 }
  if ($$1 === Remove,) { cs akick # del $$2 [ %akicks ] | inc %akicks 1 }
  if ($$1 === Nick) { nick YourNickHere }
  if ($$1 === -) { kick # $$2 [ %kicks ] | inc %kicks 1 }
  if ($$1 === +vhoaq) { mode # +vhoaq $me $me $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === +vhoa) { mode # +vhoa $me $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === +vho) { mode # +vho $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === +vh) { mode # +vh $me $me }
  if ($$1 === -vhoaq) { mode # -vhoaq $me $me $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === -vhoa) { mode # -vhoa $me $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === -vho) { mode # -vho $me $me $me }
  if ($$1 === -vh) { mode # -vh $me $me }
  if ($$1 === qop) {
    cs voice # $me
    cs halfop # $me
    cs op # $me
    cs protect # $me
    cs owner # $me
  }
  if ($$1 === sop) {
    cs voice # $me
    cs halfop # $me
    cs op # $me
    cs protect # $me
  }
  if ($$1 === aop) {
    cs voice # $me
    cs halfop # $me
    cs op # $me
  }
}