Someone

on *:op:#:{
  inc %op.counter
  set %opnick $nick
  if ( $opnick == $me ) {
    if ( %opnick == $me) {
      msg $chan I'm clever i op'd myself
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 14Thanks for the 4@op 14 $nick $+ , I have been Op'd %op.counter times 
    }
  }
}
on *:help:#:{
  set %hnick $nick
  inc %hops
  if ( $hnick == $me ) {
    if ( %hnick == $me) {
    }
    else {
      msg $chan 14Thanks for the 7%Halfop 14 $nick $+ , I have been halfop'd %hops times 
    }
  }
}