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(23:10:12) Dave: Greg approves of it, and enjoys it in fact,
(23:10:14) Dave: so I value his opinion
(23:10:18) Dave: he's less DICK
(23:10:22) Ryan Mullowney: pretty much
(23:10:43) Dave: as long as my friends enjoy the vehicle, i'll be happy, i mostly bought that particular type due to passengers 24/
(23:10:44) Ryan Mullowney: brad will be like WEL MY GRAND MARQUIS IS BETTER IF IT WASNT JACKED UP
(23:10:45) Dave: as long as my friends enjoy the vehicle, i'll be happy, i mostly bought that particular type due to passengers 24/7*
(23:10:49) Dave: XD
(23:10:51) Dave: I forgot about that
(23:10:57) Ryan Mullowney: ITS FASTER
(23:11:01) Ryan Mullowney: YOUR ENGINE REALLY ISNT THAT GOOD
(23:11:12) Dave: "Never said that. *drives off*"
(23:11:21) Dave: I'd be cruel
(23:11:29) Dave: "WHO GOT THE KEYS TO THE GRAND MARQUIS?  O WAIT U NEED SCREWDRIVER"
(23:11:32) Ryan Mullowney: MINE IS GREAT BECAUSE IT HAS A NUMBERIDONTCAREABOUT LITER AND THIS MUCH HORSEPOWER WITH THIS MUCH REAR WHEEL TORQUE
(23:11:36) Ryan Mullowney: MY CAR IS GREAT FOR RACING
(23:11:40) Ryan Mullowney: LUXURY
(23:11:43) Dave: XD
(23:11:51) Dave: Mine's luxurious in fact :-[
(23:12:08) Dave: but not "LUXURY YOUR CAR SUCKS" luxurious
(23:12:21) Dave: Hey, guess what
(23:12:25) Dave: brad has torque!1!1
(23:12:28) Dave: Too bad he um,
(23:12:32) Dave: has no useful purpose of it
(23:12:35) Ryan Mullowney: yeah
(23:12:37) Dave: I don't see a boat hooked up to his marquis
(23:12:41) Ryan Mullowney: indeed
(23:12:46) Ryan Mullowney: he'll say somethign about acceleration and racing
(23:12:49) Dave: yeaaaaaaah he will
(23:12:53) Ryan Mullowney: god he was whining about my car and it's torque
(23:12:57) Dave: XD
(23:12:57) Ryan Mullowney: oh yeah
(23:13:02) Ryan Mullowney: when he was talking about it having 120 horsepower
(23:13:06) Ryan Mullowney: and I'm like "you know, it has 160"
(23:13:08) Dave: Ryan, you must understand, you have to get from 0-50 down Beltline within 2 seconds to be good.
(23:13:08) Ryan Mullowney: "no it's 120"
(23:13:15) Ryan Mullowney: "brad, it's my damn car, I know it has 160 horsepower"
(23:13:21) Ryan Mullowney: "oh well, it's still a v4 though and that's not good"
(23:13:27) Dave: er i4* :D
(23:13:28) Ryan Mullowney: "I don't care"
(23:13:31) Dave: i'll spare explanation
(23:13:33) Dave: 'cause i'm not a dick
(23:13:40) Ryan Mullowney: "also it doesn't have much torque, mine has good rear wheel torque"
(23:13:44) Ryan Mullowney: and it's like jesus, just shut the fuck up
(23:13:49) Dave: XD
(23:13:49) Ryan Mullowney: of course I refrain from saying such things
(23:13:51) Ryan Mullowney: but god
(23:14:05) Dave: HAY RIAN MY CADALAK HAS RWD AND ITS 23 Y OLD LOLOL Y DUN U HAEV RWD >_>
(23:14:09) Ryan Mullowney: I'm not getting the i4 thing >_>
(23:14:12) Dave: ah
(23:14:20) Dave: They're inline cylinders, in a row,
(23:14:26) Dave: so like * * * * 
(23:14:28) Ryan Mullowney: ah
(23:14:32) Dave: whereas V6 and stuff is like...
* * *
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(23:14:40) Dave: Supposedly V4's don't exist some reason
(23:14:42) Dave: Just i4's
(23:14:49) Ryan Mullowney: I've never even heard that
(23:14:51) Ryan Mullowney: always v4
(23:14:52) Ryan Mullowney: weird
(23:14:53) Dave: ohand i already pasted his hummer thing
(23:14:58) Ryan Mullowney: yeah
(23:15:00) Dave: yeah i always had the word 'v4' in my head as well
(23:15:29) Dave: ah well
(23:15:39) Dave: i just owe Brad a small debt of gratitude for the rides home after I crashed,
(23:15:41) Dave: but after that...
(23:15:43) Dave: it's on
(23:15:52) Ryan Mullowney: hah
(23:16:13) Dave: also i'll end up racing him just because
(23:16:31) Ryan Mullowney: I'd be careful
(23:16:34) Ryan Mullowney: if you lose he'll never shut up
(23:16:38) Dave: hah
(23:16:41) Dave: i know i will though
(23:16:48) Dave: but he'll still act VICTORIOUSOMG
(23:16:54) Ryan Mullowney: yeah
(23:16:57) Dave: That car has about 125 hp i think
(23:17:02) Ryan Mullowney: if YOU win by some chance he'll make some shit excuse
(23:17:03) Dave: which is just 9 more than my Civic
(23:17:05) Dave: XD
(23:17:07) Dave: yeaah he will
(23:17:18) Ryan Mullowney: YEAH THE CLUTCH STUCK I DONT NO Y
(23:17:18) Dave: "I MISSED A SHIFT" "you drive an automatic." "MY CAR MISSED A SHIFT" "..."
(23:17:22) Dave: yes XD
(23:17:27) Dave: clutch'd
(23:17:42) Ryan Mullowney: brb in 5
(23:17:44) Dave: k
(23:20:07) Dave: "hay u no lincoln/mercury competes with cadillac and won rite???" I expec
(23:20:09) Dave: +t
(23:20:25) Dave: but really, what's more Black of a car:  Grand Marquis, or Cadillac? XD
(23:21:54) Dave: You know what?
(23:22:08) Dave: He'll also say I'm "not ready" for "such a big car" or "an engine like that"
(23:22:18) Dave: He won't say big engine, because he OMG4.7ANDIHAVE4.1
(23:22:23) Dave: but he'll say it