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  if ($1 == 0) || ($regex($1,/^(st|(skill)?total|overall)$/Si)) return Overall
  elseif ($2 == 1) || ($regex($1,/^at(t|k|tack)$/Si)) return Attack
  elseif ($2 == 2) || ($regex($1,/^def(en[cs]e)?$$/Si)) return Defence
  elseif ($2 == 3) || ($regex($1,/^str(ength)?$/Si)) return Strength
  elseif ($2 == 4) || ($regex($1,/^hp|hit(s|points?)?$/Si)) return Hitpoints
  elseif ($2 == 5) || ($regex($1,/^range(r|d|ing)?$/Si)) return Ranged
  elseif ($2 == 6) || ($regex($1,/^Pray(er)?$$/Si)) return Prayer
  elseif ($2 == 7) || ($regex($1,/^mag(e|ic)$$/Si)) return Magic
  elseif ($2 == 8) || ($regex($1,/^cook(ing)?$/Si)) return Cooking
  elseif ($2 == 9) || ($regex($1,/^wc|wood(cut(ting)?)?$/Si)) return Woodcutting
  elseif ($2 == 10) || ($regex($1,/^fletch(ing)?$/Si)) return Fletching
  elseif ($2 == 11) || ($regex($1,/^fish(ing)?$/Si)) return Fishing
  elseif ($2 == 12) || ($regex($1,/^(fire|fm)(make?(ing)?|ing)?$/Si)) return Firemaking
  elseif ($2 == 13) || ($regex($1,/^craft(ing)?$/Si)) return Crafting
  elseif ($2 == 14) || ($regex($1,/^(smith|smelt)(ing)?$/Si)) return Smithing
  elseif ($2 == 15) || ($regex($1,/^mine(ing)?$/Si)) return Mining
  elseif ($2 == 16) || ($regex($1,/^herb(law|lore)?$/Si)) return Herblore
  elseif ($2 == 17) || ($regex($1,/^agil(ity)?$/Si)) return Agility
  elseif ($2 == 18) || ($regex($1,/^(th(ei|ie)[fv](e|ing)?)$/Si)) return Thieving
  elseif ($2 == 19) || ($regex($1,/^slay(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Slayer
  elseif ($2 == 20) || ($regex($1,/^farm(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Farming
  elseif ($2 == 21) || ($regex($1,/^(rc|runecraft)(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Runecraft
  elseif ($2 == 22) || ($regex($1,/^hunt(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Hunter {
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  }
}