Someone

on *:join:#:{
  inc %joins. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %joins. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
}
on *:part:#:{
  inc %parts. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %parts. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
}
on *:rawmode:*:{
  inc %modes. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %modes. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
}
on *:kick:#:{
  inc %kicks. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %kicks. [ $+ [ $address($knick,2) ] ]
}
on *:ban:#:{
  inc %bans. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %bans. [ $+ [ $address($bnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:voice:#:{
  inc %voices. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %voices. [ $+ [ $address($vnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:help:#:{
  inc %hops. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %hops. [ $+ [ $address($hnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:op:#:{
  inc %ops. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %ops. [ $+ [ $address($opnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:deop:#:{
  inc %deops. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %deops. [ $+ [ $address($opnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:dehelp:#:{
  inc %dehops. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %dehops. [ $+ [ $address($hnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:devoice:#:{
  inc %devoices. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %devoices. [ $+ [ $address($vnick,2) ] ]
}
on *:text:*:#:{
  inc %texts. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %texts. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
}
on *:action:*:#:{
  inc %actions. [ $+ [ $chan ] ]
  inc %actions. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
}