Conservapedia

<?php

class batch {
  public $commands = array(
    'BREAK' => create_function('$argv', '$break = NULL; if (is_null($argv)) { return "Break is \n\n"; } elseif ($argv == "ON") { return "\n\n"; } else { return "Must specify ON or OFF\n\n"; }')
    //'BUFFERS' => create_function('$argv', ''),
    //'CALL' => create_function(),
    //'CHCP' => create_function(),
    //'CHDIR' => create_function(),
    //'CHOICE' => create_function(),
    //'CLS' => create_function(),
    //'COMMAND' => create_function(),
    //'COMP' => create_function(),
    //'COPY' => create_function(),
    //'COUNTRY' => create_function(),
    //'CTTY' => create_function(),
    //'DATE' => create_function(),
    //'DEL' => create_function(),
    //'DEVICE' => create_function(),
    //'DEVICEHIGH' => create_function(),
    //'DIR' => create_function(),
    //'DOS' => create_function(),
    //'DRIVPARM' => create_function(),
    //'ECHO' => create_function(),
    //'EXIT' => create_function(),
    //'FCBS' => create_function(),
    //'FILES' => create_function(),
    //'FOR' => create_function(),
    //'GOTO' => create_function(),
    //'IF' => create_function(),
    //'INCLUDE' => create_function(),
    //'INSTALL' => create_function(),
    //'LASTDRIVE' => create_function(),
    //'LOADFIX' => create_function(),
    //'LOADHIGH' => create_function(),
    //'MENUCOLOR' => create_function(),
    //'MENUDEFAULT' => create_function(),
    //'MENUITEM' => create_function(),
    //'MKDIR' => create_function(),
    //'MOVE' => create_function(),
    //'NUMLOCK' => create_function(),
    //'PATH' => create_function(),
    //'PAUSE' => create_function(),
    //'PROMPT' => create_function(),
    //'REM' => create_function(),
    //'RENAME' => create_function(),
    //'RMDIR' => create_function(),
    //'SET' => create_function(),
    //'SHELL' => create_function(),
    //'SHIFT' => create_function(),
    //'STACKS' => create_function(),
    //'SUBMENU' => create_function(),
    //'SWITCHES' => create_function(),
    //'TIME' => create_function(),
    //'TYPE' => create_function(),
    //'VER' => create_function(),
    //'VERIFY' => create_function(),
    //'VOL' => create_function()
  );
}

$obj['batch'] = new batch;

echo $obj['batch']->commands['BREAK'](ON);

echo $obj['batch']->{{commands['BREAK']}(ON)};
?>

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