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on $*:TEXT:/^[!@.]stats?/Si:#:{
  inc %ID 1
  set $+(%,Rs.return.,%ID) $iif($left($1,1) == @, msg $chan, notice $nick)
  set $+(%,Rs.rsn.,%ID) $2
  sockopen $+(RsStats.,%ID) hiscore.runescape.com 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:RsStats.*: {
  var %ID = $gettok($sockname,2,46)
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET /lang/en/aff/runescape/hiscorepersonal.ws?user1= $+ $($+(%,Rs.rsn.,%ID),2) HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: hiscore.runescape.com $+ $str($crlf,2)
}
on *:SOCKREAD:RsStats.*: {
  var %ID = $gettok($sockname,2,46), $&
    %display = $($+(%,rs.return.,%id),2)
  if ($sockerr) {
    echo -a Error in stats lookup
    sockclose $sockname
    halt
  }
  else { 
    var %read
    sockread %read
    if (<td align="right">*</td> iswm %read) {
      inc %stage
      set $+(%,level.,%stage) $htmlfree(%read)
    }
    if (*<img class="mainscroll-bottom"* iswm %read) {
      $($+(%,Rs.return.,%ID),2) Stats for $($+(%,Rs.rsn.,%ID),2) $+ : Overall: $($+(%,level.,1),2)
Attack: $($+(%,level.,6),2) Defence: $($+(%,level.,10),2) Strength: $($+(%,level.,14),2) Hitpoints: $($+(%,level.,18),2) Ranged: $($+(%,level.,22),2) Prayer: $($+(%,level.,26),2) Magic: $($+(%,level.,30),2) $&
        Cooking: $($+(%,level.,34),2) Woodcutting: $($+(%,level.,38),2) Fletching: $($+(%,level.,42),2) Fishing: $($+(%,level.,46),2) Firemaking: $($+(%,level.,50),2) Smithing: $($+(%,level.,54),2) Mining: $($+(%,level.,58),2) $&
        Crafting: $($+(%,level.,62),2) Agility: $($+(%,level.,66),2) Thieving: $($+(%,level.,70),2) Slayer: $($+(%,level.,74),2) Farming: $($+(%,level.,78),2) Hunter: $($+(%,level.,82),2) Construction: $($+(%,level.,86),2)
      sockclose $sockname
      /unset $+(%,level.*)
      /unset $+(%,rs.*)
      set %stage 0
    }
  }
}
alias -l htmlfree { var %x,%y = $regsub($1-,/(<[^>]+>)/g,$null,%x) | return %x }
alias -l setskill {
  if ($1 == 0) || ($regex($1,/^(st|(skill)?total|overall)$/Si)) return Overall
  elseif ($1 == 1) || ($regex($1,/^at(t|k|tack)$/Si)) return Attack
  elseif ($1 == 2) || ($regex($1,/^def(en[cs]e)?$$/Si)) return Defence
  elseif ($1 == 3) || ($regex($1,/^str(ength)?$/Si)) return Strength
  elseif ($1 == 4) || ($regex($1,/^hp|hit(s|points?)?$/Si)) return Hitpoints
  elseif ($1 == 5) || ($regex($1,/^range(r|d|ing)?$/Si)) return Ranged
  elseif ($1 == 6) || ($regex($1,/^Pray(er)?$$/Si)) return Prayer
  elseif ($1 == 7) || ($regex($1,/^mag(e|ic)$$/Si)) return Magic
  elseif ($1 == 8) || ($regex($1,/^cook(ing)?$/Si)) return Cooking
  elseif ($1 == 9) || ($regex($1,/^wc|wood(cut(ting)?)?$/Si)) return Woodcutting
  elseif ($1 == 10) || ($regex($1,/^fletch(ing)?$/Si)) return Fletching
  elseif ($1 == 11) || ($regex($1,/^fish(ing)?$/Si)) return Fishing
  elseif ($1 == 12) || ($regex($1,/^(fire|fm)(make?(ing)?|ing)?$/Si)) return Firemaking
  elseif ($1 == 13) || ($regex($1,/^craft(ing)?$/Si)) return Crafting
  elseif ($1 == 14) || ($regex($1,/^(smith|smelt)(ing)?$/Si)) return Smithing
  elseif ($1 == 15) || ($regex($1,/^min(e|ing)?$/Si)) return Mining
  elseif ($1 == 16) || ($regex($1,/^herb(law|lore)?$/Si)) return Herblore
  elseif ($1 == 17) || ($regex($1,/^agil(ity)?$/Si)) return Agility
  elseif ($1 == 18) || ($regex($1,/^(th(ei|ie)[fv](e|ing)?)$/Si)) return Thieving
  elseif ($1 == 19) || ($regex($1,/^slay(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Slayer
  elseif ($1 == 20) || ($regex($1,/^farm(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Farming
  elseif ($1 == 21) || ($regex($1,/^(rc|runecraft)(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Runecraft
  elseif ($1 == 22) || ($regex($1,/^hunt(er|ing)?$/Si)) return Hunter
  elseif ($1 == 23) || ($regex($1,/^(construct)(ion|ing)?$/Si)) return Construction
}