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   function smiley($old, $new) {
      //if (!isset($short)) {
      //   $short = $new;
      //}
      $find = array($old, ':' . $new . ':');
      $replace = array('<img src="./smiley/icon_' . $new . '.gif" alt="' . $old . '" />','<img src="./images/' . $new . '.gif" alt="' . $old . '" />');
      $phred = str_replace($find,$replace,$phred);
   }
   smiley(':-D','biggrin');
   smiley(':D','biggrin');
   smiley(':-S','confused');
   smiley(':S','confused');
   smiley('B-)','cool');
   smiley('B)','cool');
   smiley(':\'-(','cry');
   smiley(':\'(','cry');
   smiley('O.O','eek');
   smiley('>:-(','mad');
   smiley('>:(','mad');
   smiley(':-P','razz');
   smiley(':P','razz');
   smiley('>_>','rolleyes','>_>');
   smiley('<_<','rolleyes','>_>');
   smiley(':-(','sad');
   smiley(':(','sad');
   smiley(':-)','smile');
   smiley(':)','smile');
   smiley(':-O','surprised');
   smiley(':O','surprised');
   smiley(':-0','surprised');
   smiley(':0','surprised');
   smiley('>:-)','twisted');
   smiley('>:)','twisted');
   smiley('>:-D','twisted');
   smiley('>:D','twisted');
   smiley(';-)','wink');
   smiley(';)','wink');