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on *:text:!id:*:{ /msg $chan 0,1Please register your nickname by typing 11,1/ns register (password) (email) 0,1and identify by typing 11,1/ns id (password) 0,1...If you need help go to 11,1#irchelp0,1 %staryon  
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on *:text:!on *:*:{ if ($nick == [-Stary-]) msg $chan [-Stary-] Is on. and can Help you with Identifying, and Registering your Nickname | /set %staryon You can ALSO Get Help by [-Stary-] by Msging Him( /privmsg $2 $+ ) 
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on *:text:!off:*:{ if ($nick == [-Stary-]) msg $chan [-Stary-] Is now OFFLINE. He is either Busy or away. | /set %staryon 
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