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I gave a look at what functional spec is, and although a major part of
it is creative writting (especially in the 'working scenarios' area)
here's my shot at a func. spec of a sandwitch. And yes, we do find
peanut butter pretty weird.


Ze Fat Baguette v1.0

        Mandatory Disclaimer
        
        Hey, don't bite my head off. This is a draft specification and
        far from a final document. Also my spell checker never worked
        which is aparent ;)
        
        Product description
        
        'Ze fat baguette' is a fairly large piece of sandwich, mainly
        consisting of brie-type* cheese, fresh vegetables and moderate
        amount of bacon. All the ingrents pretty much float in thousand
        islands dressing. 
        
        Fresh baguette and vegetables are a requirement. The complete
        rundown on ingredients is following:
        
              * Fresh small-sized baguette.
              * Brie-type cheese; I reccomend using 'Geramont' or 'Kral
                Syru Premium' for having the best value-for money.
              * Some lettuce.
              * Tomato.
              * Thousand islands dressing.
              * Two or three slices of bacon. Speck will do too :)
                
        Target audience
        
        The product tagret audience is an average folk enjoying food for
        other than its energetic values. The sandwich requires strong
        teeth and can be tough for dental gums too. There is a
        possibility to leave out the bacon for vegetarians. Leaving out
        the cheese is out of question though.
        
        Work Scenarios
        
        Scenario 1: Dude
        
        Dude is a young web designer, spending most of his time behind
        computer screens. He's constantly typing on one of the four
        keyboards on the three tables in front of him, constantly
        cursing about typing on the wrong one, sliding from one table to
        another on his rotating chair, leaving nasty tracks on the
        floor. He's always busy, working on three projects at once. Used
        to working from home, he rarely leaves his chair, not even
        thinking about leaving his flat! 
        
        He never has time to eat out, the only time he takes the time
        for cooking endeavour is for dinner. At lunch time it's usually
        a pizza or instant noodles. Or both. Dude is very fond of the
        fact he doesn't have to spend time waiting for a pizza to bake,
        he just leaves it in the oven and waits for the sound go
        *poing*! He does mind eating it cold when he's boosting his
        productivity with Infected Mushroom in his headphones. Also it
        happens he needs to boil the water couple of times before he
        interrupts work at the right time when the water's still hot for
        the noodles.
        
        A quick sandwitch solves his problem of not wanting to waste too
        much time on food while giving him an extra choice in his sparse
        daily menu. He interrupts his work for 4 minutes, which saves
        him at least 60% of time if he was waiting for a pizza to be
        just right. When he's lucky, his girlfriend prepares the
        sandwich before she leaves to work in the morning, which brings
        the time down to 30 seconds (going to the fridge and back).
        
        
        Scenario 2: Dudette
        
        Dudette is a young self-employed photographer specilizing in
        nature photography. She spends most of her day chasing beautiful
        landscapes** and forest animals. She usually leaves early in the
        morning, with a backpack full of lenses and a tiny pocket for a
        snack. She also has a second bag for her mobile powerplant plant
        to feed her three cameras. Carrying all that stuff along with
        her is extremely tough so she needs a good deal of a snack. She
        usually eats a sandwitch with four to six powerbars to get her
        going till afternoon.
        
        She started preparing 2 pieces of ze baguette for wendesdays and
        fridays. She assembles the sandwitches in the evening prior
        going to bed and puts then in a fridge so they are still fresh.
        She doesn't pour the thousand islad dressing on top though, she
        takes two or three 10g plastic backs of the dressing along with
        her and adds it prior eating. That way the baguette doesn't get
        all soaky and muddy.
        
        2pcs of ze baguette fit nicely into one of the unused 300mm lens
        slots in her lens-o-tron backpack.
        
        Non Goals
        
        Ze baguette doesn't address the need for a hot meal.
        
        Screen by Screen specification
        
        The user starts with taking all ingredients on the table as
        illustrated on figure 1. It is advised to have the tomato
        chilled, it is easier to cut.
        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        Figure 1: Ingredients
        
        Couple of options to choose from at this point. Best practice is
        to start by chopping the baguette in the middle with a long
        sharp knife in half. It is necersary to make sure one slices it
        along the long side of it, just splitting it into two long
        pieces will not work. See figure 2.
        
                                        
                                      Figure2: Sliced baguette
        
        Chopping up the tomatoes is what comes next. The traditional
        wedges don't work, one needs to create thin slices of the tomato
        as pictured on figure 3. One has to cut it along the Z axis, so
        it creates a nice star in the middle and doesn't fall apart.
        
                                        
                                      Figure 3: Sliced tomato
        
        Chopping a bit of the lettuce ocmes next. We won't need a lot,
        just to give the fresh edge of a taste. See figure 4.
        
                                        
                                     Figure 4: Chopped lettuce
        
        Now it's time to start the assembly. Bacon comes first. If we
        use the extra long slices as illustrated on figure 5, we save
        precious time arranging it on the bread. Fits perfectly!
        
                                        
                          Figure 5: Placing the bacon on the bread
        
        Now comes the cheese. Placing it diagonally reduces the need to
        chop it to smaller pieces. See figure 6.
        
                                        
                              Figure 6: Diagonally placed cheese
        
        Now we place a bit of the tomato on top as seen on figure 7.
        
                                        
                            Figure 7: Tomatoes make it look sexy!
        
        Because poring the dressing over the lettuce may cause the
        'sticky fingers' effect once eating, we add the dressing prior
        placing the lettuce chops. See figure 8.
        
                                        
             Figure 9: Thousand Islands dressing adds the rich flavour
        
        Now we only need to place a bit of lettuce on top and close the
        sandwitch with the other half of the bread, pushing firmly on
        top. See figure 9.
        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                   Figure 9: Finished sandwich
        
        For extra convenience we can split the sandwitch in two. The
        user has the freedom to choose the way he prefers eating ze
        baguette. Proceeding from both sides works. 
        
        
        Note, however, that going from
        the middle results in a possible
        split of the baguette which
        combined with the fluid
        fundamental of the dressing can
        end up in a messy deal. If it is
        cut in the middle to form two
        pieces, such error is easily
        prevented.
        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                        
                                  Figure 10: serving suggestion
        
        
        Open Issues
        
        How to get all the fresh veggies when you're so busy working?



* Don't know the correct english term for the creamy maturing type of
cheese with the white mold on top.
** They tend to be so fast...

cheers