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on *:TEXT:*!setgreet*:#: {
  set %personal.greet.lol. $+ $nick on
  set %personal.greet $+ $nick $2-
  notice $nick 15 $+ $nick $+ , Your Personal Greet Has Been Set To:7 $2- $+ .
}
on *:JOIN:#: {
if ($nick == |o-s-h|) }
if (%personal.greet.lol. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == on) {
  msg $chan [7 $+ $nick $+ ]: %personal.greet [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
}
if (%personal.greet.lol. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == $null) {
  notice $nick Get A Greet! [ !setgreet GREET ]
}
if (%quit.set [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == on) {
  set %join.time [ $+ [ $nick ] ] $asctime(h:nntt)
}