Subject: Wife 1.0 Program
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed
that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into
all other programs and now monitors all other system activity: applications
such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing
3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run
my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0,
but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Thanks,
A Troubled User.
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Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a
Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete
Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or
purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back
to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in
your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that
you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing
the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system
will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to
be very high maintenance Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such
as Clean and Sweep 30, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very
careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve
the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !!!WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances,
install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by
Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck, Tech Support