Stuff

Me: Hello, welcome.
Customer: Do you have any computers available?
Me: No.
Customer: No?
Me: Not a one.
Customer: But the store's completely empty except for us.
Me: Invisible man convention is in town.
Customer: You're...
Me: Pulling your leg?
Customer: Yeah!
Me: Nope, that's the invisible girl tugging at your pant-leg.