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ON *:TEXT:!kstats *:#:{ 
  if (%kstats.script == off) { msg $chan !kstats script is currently OFF! | halt } 
  if (# == #aor) { halt } 
  inc -u4 %fp.kstats 
  if (%fp.kstats < 4) { 
  if ($sock(KoCsearch)) { notice $nick Script already in use, please wait... | halt } 
  if ($sock(KoCstats)) { notice $nick Script already in use, please wait... | halt } 
  notice $nick Searching for $2 $+ ... 
  sockopen KoCsearch darkthrone.com 80 
  set %koc.channel $chan | set %koc.asker $nick | set %koc.search.user /battlefield.php?jump=&search_type=s&search= $+ $2 
 } 
} 
alias kstats {  
  if ($$1 == on) { echo -a !kstats script on | set %kstats.script on } 
  if ($$1 == off) { echo -a !kstats script off | set %kstats.script off } 
} 
ON *:INPUT:#:{ 
  if ($$1 == !kstats) { 
     if (%kstats.script == off) { msg $chan !kstats $$2- | msg $chan !kstats script is currently OFF! | halt } 
     if ($chan == #aor) { halt } 
     if ($sock(KoCsearch)) { .notice $me Script already in use, please wait... | halt } 
     if ($sock(KoCstats)) { notice $nick Script already in use, please wait... | halt } 
     .notice $me Searching for $2 $+ ... 
     sockopen KoCsearch darkthrone.com 80 
     set %koc.channel $chan | set %koc.asker $me | set %koc.search.user /battlefield.php?jump=&search_type=s&search= $+ $2 
 } 
} 
ON *:SOCKOPEN:KoCsearch:{ 
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET %koc.search.user HTTP/1.1 
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: www.darkthrone.com 
  sockwrite -n $sockname User-Agent: Can u read this, i guess u did ¬_¬ 
  sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf 
} 
ON *:SOCKOPEN:KoCstats:{ 
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET / $+ %koc.stats.user HTTP/1.1 
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: www.darkthrone.com 
  sockwrite -n $sockname User-Agent: Can u read this, i guess u did ¬_¬ 
  sockwrite -n $sockname $crlf 
} 
ON *:SOCKREAD:KoCsearch:{ 
  if ($sockerr) { msg %koc.channel [KoC stats] An Socket error has occured. | sockclose KoCsearch | unset %koc.* | halt } 
  var %temp 
  sockread %temp 
  if (Database Error isin %temp) { msg %koc.channel [KoC stats] Database Error. | sockclose KoCsearch | unset %koc.* | halt } 
  if (0 players total isin %temp) { msg %koc.channel [KoC stats] No such user exists. | sockclose KoCsearch | unset %koc.* | halt } 
  if (Rankings are isin %temp) { msg %koc.channel [KoC stats] Rankings are being updated. | sockclose KoCsearch | unset %koc.* | halt } 
  if (stats.php isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.pos.1 $calc($pos(%temp,",1)+1) 
    set %koc.pos.2 $pos(%temp,",2) 
    set %koc.stats.user $mid(%temp,%koc.pos.1,$calc(%koc.pos.2 - %koc.pos.1)) | notice %koc.asker Player found now opening (http://www.darkthrone.com/ $+ %koc.stats.user $+ ) 
    set %koc.name Name: $remove($gettok(%temp,3,62),</a,</td) 
    sockopen KoCstats darkthrone.com 80 
    sockclose KoCsearch 
 } 
} 
ON *:SOCKREAD:KoCstats:{ 
  if ($sockerr) { msg %koc.channel [KoC stats] An Socket error has occured. | sockclose KoCstats | unset %koc.* | halt } 
  var %temp 
  sockread %temp 
  if (%koc.user.nextline.1 == 1) { 
    set %koc.pos.1 $calc($pos(%temp,>,2)+1) 
    set %koc.pos.2 $pos(%temp,<,3) 
    set %koc.user.commander Commander: $mid(%temp,%koc.pos.1,$calc(%koc.pos.2 - %koc.pos.1)) 
    if (<td>None</td> isin %temp) { set %koc.user.commander Commander: None } 
    set %koc.user.nextline.1 0 
  } 
  if (Commander: isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.user.nextline.1 1 
  } 
  if (%koc.user.nextline.2 == 1) { 
    set %koc.user.race Race: $remove($gettok(%temp,2,62),</td) 
    set %koc.user.nextline.2 0 
  } 
  if (Race: isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.user.nextline.2 1 
  } 
  if (%koc.user.nextline.3 == 1) { 
    set %koc.user.rank Rank: $remove($gettok(%temp,2,62),</td) 
    set %koc.user.nextline.3 0 
  } 
  if (Rank: isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.user.nextline.3 1 
  } 
  if (%koc.user.nextline.4 == 1) { 
    set %koc.user.armysize Army Size: $remove($gettok(%temp,2,62),</td) 
    set %koc.user.nextline.4 0 
  } 
  if (Army Size: isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.user.nextline.4 1 
  } 
  if (%koc.user.nextline.5 == 1) { 
    set %koc.user.fortifications Fortifications: $remove($gettok(%temp,2,62),</td) 
    set %koc.user.nextline.5 0 
  } 
  if (Fortifications: isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.user.nextline.5 1 
  } 
  if (Officers total isin %temp) { 
    set %koc.pos.1 $calc($pos(%temp,>,1)+1) 
    set %koc.pos.2 $pos(%temp,$chr(124),1) 
    set %koc.user.officer Officers: $remove($mid(%temp,%koc.pos.1,$calc(%koc.pos.2 - %koc.pos.1)),officers total) 
  } 
  msg $$(%koc.channel) [KoC stats] $$(%koc.name) $$(%koc.user.commander) $$(%koc.user.race) $$(%koc.user.rank) $$(%koc.user.armysize) $$(%koc.user.fortifications) $$(%koc.user.officer) Statspage: http://www.darkthrone.com/ $+ %koc.stats.user 
  sockclose KoCstats 
  unset %koc.* 
}