Something

on *:TEXT:~status:#:{
  if ($nick == pies) || ($nick == emmzy11) || ($nick == coz10) || ($nick == spoonadoon) {
    set %w 1 | set %ww 1
    while (%w <= $script(0)) { .set %lines $calc(%lines + $lines($script(%w))) | set %size $calc(%size + $file($script(%w)).size) | inc %w 1 }
    while (%ww <= $alias(0)) { .set %lines $calc(%lines + $lines($alias(%ww))) | set %size $calc(%size + $file($alias(%ww)).size) | inc %ww 1 }
    .msg $chan Loaded Scripts: $calc($script(0) + $alias(0)) Total Lines of Code: $bytes(%lines,b) Total File Size: $bytes(%size,b) Bytes - $bytes(%size,k).suf - $bytes(%size,m).suf | unset %lines | unset %size | unset %w | unset %ww
  }
}