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#34098 ·published 2005-12-18 22:22 UTC
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Darth_Sebastian Double whammy.
LanaRevanStar damn
Darth_Sebastian Yup.
Darth_Sebastian And he was an agency temp.
Darth_Sebastian Not an FTE.
LanaRevanStar Note to self: never work at Microsoft
PhantomMenace lol
Darth_Sebastian It does have some benefits, don't get me wrong.
Darth_Sebastian Smart people (some, anyway).
LanaRevanStar Then again, what would a nurse do at a computer company?
Darth_Sebastian Free pop, great medical.
Darth_Sebastian Keep some of us alive?
Darth_Sebastian When we forget to eat?
Darth_Sebastian Dehydrated husks living in offices?
Darth_Sebastian Zombie coders.
LanaRevanStar meh.  I don't like ya that much.
PhantomMenace lol
Demanding_Wench zombies... very awesome
Darth_Sebastian Braiiiiiiiiins...
Demanding_Wench I want to work somewhere where there are Zombies
* LanaRevanStar gives Sebastian a sheep's brain
Darth_Sebastian Looks like haggis.
Darth_Sebastian Oh.
Darth_Sebastian Wrong organ.
snarkywench You and your zombies, Pris.
Demanding_Wench I know.  I can't help it.  They're so cool.
Darth_Sebastian You should listen to Voltaire.
Darth_Sebastian www.voltaire.net
athenaprime Zombies...often imitated, never domesticated
Darth_Sebastian Indeed.
Demanding_Wench Zombie movies are generally hilarious things.
* Demanding_Wench admits that she has a very jaded sense of humor though.
Darth_Sebastian Zombies... things just keep on falling off of me!
Darth_Sebastian ... I'm not half the man I used to be!
LanaRevanStar Sounds like The Fly.
athenaprime I usedd to clean the graveyard of the original zombie movie
LanaRevanStar You don't keep your body parts in jars do you?
Darth_Sebastian Whoa.
Darth_Sebastian Mrs. S. just has the manly bits in a jar, that's all.
Darth_Sebastian For safe keeping she says.