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# Make SURE there is no BOM in this file!  It causes functions to be seen as non-existent!

# This rebuilds the hazard list.
sub rebuildSpaceballs
{
	clear(@hazards);
	local('@data');
	$file1 = openf("botvgh/hazards/spaceballs.txt");
	@data = readAll($file1);
	closef($file1);
	for ($i = 0; $i < size(@data); $i++)
	{
		this('$line');
		$line = @data[$i];
		if (left("$line", 8) eq "COMMENT ")
		{
			removeAt(@data, $i);
			$i--;
		}
	}
	for ($i = 0; $i < size(@data); $i = $i + 2)
	{
		this('%haz');
		%haz = %(id => "spaceballs", hz => @data[$i], fx => @data[($i + 1)]);
		push(@hazards, %haz);
		#push(@hazards, @(@data[$i], @data[($i + 1)]));
	}
	return;
}

# This gets a random hazard and returns it.
# Well...if $1 isn't -1, then it goes for that specific.
sub getHaz
{
	local('$A $B $C $big %temp');
	$big = size(@hazards);
	if ($1 == -1)
	{
		$1 = rand("$big");
	}
		%temp = @hazards[$1];
		$A = "Spaceballs #$1 out of $big is:";
		# echo(%temp["hz"]);
		$B = eval(%temp["hz"]); # "\bThe Spaceballs Ship Arrival\b."
		$C = eval(%temp["fx"]); # "It's freaking huge!  Everyone stops to watch as the ship makes its way past the arena.  20 ticks pass during this scene."
		return "$A $B  $C";  # This isn't returning right at all.  Ideas?
	}

global('@hazards');
setProperty("client.encoding", "UTF-8");
rebuildSpaceballs();
#%temp = @hazards[1];
#echo(%temp["hz"]);
#echo(@hazards[1][0]);
echo(getHaz(1));