this is from a club email that I received:
February celebrates a lot of things: Black History, Presidents, National School Councilors week...However, there is one thing that February is most famous for: Love
And, I ask you, what form of love is more pure then self-love? The answer: none. Therefore, on February 1st 1932 President Roosevelt declared February offical Wack History Month.
To celebrate the <club name> is sponsoring 3 Wack History contests which are completely voluntary but a lot of good, messy if you forget a kleenex, fun.
Simply tally up the number of times you engage in self love over one (or two or all) of three periods:
the month of February which is defined as beginning as soon as I send this e-mail (say 7:00) to midnight on the 28th.
The Week extending from 12:00AM on Sunday the 11th-11:59 Sunday the 17th
The Day any day during the aforementioned week
To give you some perspective:
The daily record was set last year and stands at 19
The weekly record stands at 49 and last year 37 was the winning number
The monthly record would literally make you explode if I told you so it will remain secret.
To spice up the deal: The winners in any category will receive a handle of their choice (within reason, I'm poor)
So send in those totals people!