Robert E.: Hi, my name is Robert E.. How may I help you?
Joe: Hello, Robert.
Joe: I'm not exactly sure what Alienware is. A friend recommended it to me.
Joe: I was wondering what it was all about, Bob.
Robert E.: Hello Joe, here's a link about it.
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/microsite_pages/10year/main.aspx
Joe: So, Frank, you're a gaming computer?
Robert E.: We specialize in them.
Joe: Are these computers good for anything besides gaming, Cindy?
Robert E.: Of course.
Robert E.: Is there something your looking for?
Joe: Sarah, would Alienware be good for editing home films and such on?
Robert E.: Of course.
Joe: Tim, would it be better than the computer I'm using now?
Robert E.: Unfortunately we do not have any information about other companies and what they offer.
These are some of our comparison links; here you may see the different reasons why you should select Alienware over another. These reviews are based on what customers have stated about Alienware in past and present.
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/build_vs_buy_pages/customer.aspx\
Joe: Lisa, can you deliver the computer to my home?
Robert E.: Where you located?
Joe: I live way in the sticks in Alabama. We don't technically have a road or driveway to our house.
Joe: It's more like a dirt path. We walk a lot.
Robert E.: We do deliver in the US.
Joe: Could you still deliver it to me?
Robert E.: We do deliver in the US.*
Joe: Willy, my friend mentioned that you send people the computers for a free trial run. My friend is a bit of an exaggerater. Is this true?
Robert E.: Unfortunately, it is not true.
Joe: Could you make an exception for me? My father is sort of high up in the government in these parts.
Robert E.: Unfortunately, not other then what we see there on the web site. Access such as that isn't made available to us. For a more specific answer to your question, you may contact our sales department via phone at - 1-800-745-1639.
Joe: Are the people at the sales department Americans? I mean, I call a lot of service departments and get people who barely speak English. Do they speak good English there?
Robert E.: That shouldn't be an issue.
Joe: I hope so, Mister E. I hope so.
Robert E.: Is there anything else that I may help you with?
Joe: Do you own one of these computers?
Robert E.: That is correct.
Joe: How many do you own?
Robert E.: Just one.
Joe: Have you had any problems with it?
Robert E.: At the moment.
Robert E.: Never.
Joe: Don't you think you should own more than one?
Joe: At least two?
Joe: I mean, seeing as how you do this stuff for them.
Robert E.: Unless you have any other questions concerning Alienware products and its services I cannot continue this conversation. Is there any thing else I may assist you with?
Joe: Yes.
Joe: Around how much does a typical run-of-the-mill basic Alienware computer cost?
Robert E.: Oh ok.
Robert E.: Depends on the system you would like to purchase.
Joe: Ok, Samson, I'm looking at this Nelson's Desktop. About how much would it cost?
Robert E.: Where do you see it?
Joe: http://www.alienware.com/microsite_pages/10year/main.aspx
Robert E.: The Area-51 7500
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/configurator_pages/Area-51_7500_r4.aspx?syscode=PC-AREA51-7500-R4&subcode=SKU-DEFAULT
Joe: Wow.
Joe: Um.
Joe: Are all of these computers in that price range?
Robert E.: They are not.
Joe: Tina, about how much are your cheapest computers?
Robert E.: Here you go.
URL Received: http://www.alienware.com/product_detail_pages/Sentia_m3450/sentia_overview.aspx?SysCode=PC-LT-SENTIA-3450&SubCode=SKU-DEFAULT
Joe: Holy Jesus! Are you serious?
Joe: That's freaking outrageous!
Joe: You expect someone to pay that?
Joe: Are you insane?
Joe: I don't have that kind of money!
Joe: What kind of man do you take me for, Jeeves?
Joe: I'm broke!
Robert E.: I apologize for the inconvenience.
Joe: But, hey, I wouldn't say no to taking a free one.
Robert E.: I am required to inform you that all chats are recorded and all IP addresses are tracked and saved. If you continue to connect to AlienChat to cause disruptions, we will be forced to report you to your ISP’s internet abuse department and include a copy of all chat’s saved under your IP. Unless you have any other questions concerning Alienware products and its services I cannot continue this conversation. Is there any thing else I may assist you with?
Joe: No need to get testy, Samantha.
Joe: How did you type that up so fast?
Joe: You should get a job as a secretary or something.