Miscellany

Are you Canadian?
Me:
 No, are you?
God:
Are you serious?  I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 You can say maybe
God:
That's one way to put it.
Me:
 Is there another one?
God:
There could be.
Me:
 Interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
 Would you like me to know more/
God:
It doesn't sound fun to me.
Me:
 it could be
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
 any
God:
That input matched my default category. 
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.