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ON *:TEXT:!SetGreet*:#:{
  if ($ isin $2-) {
    notice $nick Omg you must thing your so funny. Why dont you ask my ignore list
    ignore $nick
    echo @Greet.Ignore $chr(3) $+ 3 $+ $timestamp $chr(2) $+ * $nick tryed to use " $+ $chr(2) $+ $2- $+ $chr(2) $+ "
    halt
  }
  if (!$2) {
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Please Supply text.
    halt
  }
  if (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == ON) {
    set %Greet. $+ $address($nick,2) $2-
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greet for ( $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $+ $address($nick,2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ ) saved.
    halt
  }
  else {
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greets for $chan are Disabled.
  }
}
ON *:TEXT:!DelGreet*:#:{
  unset %Greet. $+ $nick
  notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greet for ( $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $+ $address($nick,2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ ) has been deleted.
  halt
}
ON *:TEXT:!GreetON*:#:{
  if (($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) && (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == OFF || %Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null)) {
    set %Greet. $+ $chan ON
    msg $chan $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greets are now on!
    halt
  }
  if (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == ON) {
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greets are already on.
    halt
  }
  else {
    notice $nick Halfop+
  }
}
ON *:TEXT:!GreetOFF*:#:{
  if (($nick isop $chan || $nick ishop $chan) && (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == ON || %Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null )) {
    set %Greet. $+ $chan OFF
    msg $chan $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greets are now Off!
    halt
  }
  if (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == Off) {
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Greets are already Off.
    halt
  }
  else {
    notice $nick Halfop+
  }
}
ON *:START:{
  window -m @Greet.Ignore
}
ON *:JOIN:#:{
  if ((%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == ON || %Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null) && (%Greet. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ] == $null)) {
    notice $nick $chr(3) $+ 12 $+ Get a greet. !SetGreet <Greet Here>
    msg $chan $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $chr(187) $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ $nick $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $+ $chr(171) $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) No Greet
    halt
  }
  if (%Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == ON || %Greet. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == $null) {
    msg $chan $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $chr(187) $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ $nick $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) $+ 4 $+ $chr(171) $+ $chr(2) $+ $chr(3) %Greet. [ $+ [ $address($nick,2) ] ]
  }
}