Something

menu menubar {
  Kick/Ban Counter
  .Display kicks:/msg $acive Kicks: %kick.num
  .Reset kicks:/set %kick.num 0
  .Display bans:/msg $active Bans: %ban.num
  .Reset bans:/set %ban.num 0
}
on *:KICK:#: {
  if ($nick == $me) {
    inc %kick.num 1
  }
  else { halt }
}
on *:BAN:#: {
  if ($nick == $me) {
    inc %ban.num 1
  }
  else { halt }
}