MySql Penis

#!/bin/sh
#
# MySQL daemon start/stop script.
#
# Debian version. Based on the original by TcX.
#
set -e
set -u
${DEBIAN_SCRIPT_DEBUG:+ set -v -x}

test -x /usr/sbin/mysqld || exit 0

SELF=$(cd $(dirname $0); pwd -P)/$(basename $0)
CONF=/etc/mysql/my.cnf
MYADMIN="/usr/bin/mysqladmin --defaults-extra-file=/etc/mysql/debian.cnf"
set +e # for deinstalling with deleted configs
ERRLOG=`perl -n -e '/^err-log[^=]*=\s*(.*)/ && { print $1 }' < $CONF`
set -e
ERRLOG=${ERRLOG:-/var/log/mysql/mysql.err}

# Safeguard (relative paths, core dumps..)
cd /
umask 077
export PATH=/bin:/usr/bin

# mysqladmin likes to read /root/.my.cnf. This is usually not what I want
# as many admins e.g. only store a password without a username there and
# so break my scripts.
export HOME=/etc/mysql/


# "if" considers exit(0) as true so we can just pass mysqladmins exit code here.
# If mysqladmin does not exist the return code will be silently set to !0, too.
is_mysqld_alive () {
    s=`$MYADMIN ping 2>&1`; rc=$?
    if [ $rc != 0 ]; then
       (echo "`date +'%y%m%d %H:%M:%S'`  Error at $0\n$s") >> $ERRLOG
    fi
    return $rc
}

case "${1:-''}" in
  'start')
        # check for config file
        if [ ! -r /etc/mysql/my.cnf ]; then
          echo "WARNING: /etc/mysql/my.cnf cannot be read. See README.Debian."
        fi 
        # Start daemon
        echo -n "Starting MySQL database server: mysqld"
        /usr/bin/mysqld_safe > /dev/null 2>&1 &
        for i in 1 2 3 4 5 6; do
          if is_mysqld_alive; then break; fi
          sleep 1
        done
        if is_mysqld_alive; then
          echo "."
        else
          echo "...failed."
          /bin/echo -e "\tPlease take a look at $ERRLOG"
        fi
        ;;

  'stop')
        # * As a passwordless mysqladmin (e.g. via ~/.my.cnf) must be possible
        # at least for cron, we can rely on it here, too. (although we have 
        # to specify it explicit as e.g. sudo environments points to the normal
        # users home and not /root)
        echo -n "Stopping MySQL database server: mysqld"
        if is_mysqld_alive; then
          set +e
          $MYADMIN shutdown
          r=$?
          set -e
          if [ "$r" -ne 0 ]; then
            echo "...failed"
            echo -n "Killing MySQL database server by signal: mysqld"
            killall -15 mysqld
            server_down=
            for i in 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10; do
              sleep 1
              if is_mysqld_alive; then : ; else server_down=1; break; fi
            done
            if -z "$server_down"; then killall -9 mysqld; fi
          fi
        fi

        if is_mysqld_alive; then
          echo "...failed."
          echo "Please stop the daemon yourself!"
          exit -1
        else
          echo "."
        fi
        ;;

  'restart')
        set +e; $SELF stop; set -e
        $SELF start 
        ;;

  'reload'|'force-reload')
        echo -n "Reloading MySQL database server: mysqld"
        $MYADMIN reload
        echo "."
        ;;

  'status')
        $MYADMIN version
        ;;

  *)
        echo "Usage: $SELF start|stop|restart|reload|force-reload"
        exit 1
        ;;
esac