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/pest {
  if (Lilly ison $chan) {
    msg # For Pest-Control information type :!pchelp
  }
  else { msg # If your looking for Pest-Control worlds, join #PcChans and read the topic.
  }
}

/colors {
  if (HBot ison $chan) {
    msg # For help with color type: !clist
  }
  else {
    msg # For help with colors visit: http://wiki.swiftirc.net/index.php/Colors 

  }
}