Someone

;;instructions:
;;to add a command copy this line into your script: msg $nick <command> <description>
;;to remove it just delete that line.
on *:TEXT:!commands for commands:#:{
  msg $nick (!|@)stats <nick> does a stat look up on <nick>
  msg $nick !pcw gives you latest pc world.
  msg $nick (!|@)price (item) looks up the price of that item.
  msg $nick !calc calculates somthing for you.
  msg $nick !event allows you to see the upcoming events.
  msg $nick !setevents -a (event) for halfops+ can set up coming events
  msg $nick !disease <nick> makes up some disease about someone lol.
  msg $nick !cookie help tells you the command for the cookie game.
  msg $nick !mimic|!unmimic <nick> alows you to mimic the person u put into the nick 
  msg $nick !fact tells you a fact randomly out of 50 facts
  msg $nick !rate (1-10) give my bot a rateing on how u like it.
}
on *:JOIN:#:{
  if ($nick == $me) { msg $chan type !commands to see my commands, !events for events }
  else { notice $nick type !commands to see my commands }
}