Something

alias googlesearch {
  var %x = 1
  while ($sock($+(google,%x))) inc %x
  sockopen $+(google,%x) www.google.com 80
  sockmark $+(google,%x) $1-
}
ON *:SOCKOPEN:google*: {
  if ($sockerr) {
    var %cmd = $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1,32)
    %cmd Socket error $sockerr
    return
  }

  sockwrite -n $sockname GET $+(/search?q=,$phex($gettok($sock($sockname).mark,2-,32)),&btnI=I%27m+Feeling+Lucky HTTP/1.0)
  sockwrite $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:google*: {
  var %f, %cmd, %result
  %cmd = $gettok($sock($sockname).mark,1,32)

  if ($sockerr) {
    %cmd Socket error $sockerr
    return
  }

  while (1) {
    sockread %f
    if (!$sockbr) break
    if (<A HREF="*">here</a>. iswm %f) {
      %result = $gettok(%f,2,34)
      sockclose $sockname
      break
    }
    elseif (HTTP/1.0 200 OK = %f) {
      %result = There are no results.
      sockclose $sockname
      break
    }
  }

  if (%result) {
    %cmd %result
  }
}
alias google { googlesearch google2 $1- }
alias google2 { echo $colour(info) -a *** Google search: $1- }

; !google query in a channel will message the channel with the results.
alias google3 { notice %google3 : $1- | unset %google3 }
on *:TEXT:!google *:#: { 
  set %google3 $nick
  googlesearch google3 $2-
}

; !google query in a channel will message the channel with the results.
alias google3 { msg %google3 Google search: $1- | unset %google3 }
on *:TEXT:@google *:#: {
  set %google3 $nick
  googlesearch google3 $2-
}

; Convert some text to hexadecimal form
alias phex {
  var %x = 1, %s = $len($1), %r, %w
  while (%x <= %s) {
    %w = $mid($1,%x,1)
    if ($asc(%w) = 32) {
      %r = $+(%r,+)
    }
    elseif ($asc(%w) !isnum 65-90) && ($asc(%w) !isnum 97-122) && ($asc(%w) !isnum 48-57) {
      %r = $+(%r,%,$base($asc(%w),10,16,2))
    }
    else {
      %r = $+(%r,%w)
    }
    inc %x
  }
  return %r
}