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<HEAD><TITLE>Speed Test</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><!-- Include the setTimeout solution in jQuery chains --><LINK media=screen href="/css/default.css" type=text/css rel=stylesheet> <SCRIPT language=javascript src="/javascripts/firebug/firebug.js"></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT src="http://john.jquery.com/speed/src/jquery/jquery.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT src="javascripts/jquery.recent.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT src="javascripts/prototype.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT> <SCRIPT src="javascripts/cssquery.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT> <LINK media=screen href="selectors.css" type=text/css rel=stylesheet><LINK media=screen href="benchmarker.css" type=text/css rel=stylesheet></HEAD> <BODY> <H1>Speed Test</H1> <DIV id=time-test> <P>Using the following selector expressions (<SPAN id=times>100</SPAN> times each):</P> <P>NOTE: Number shown is an average.</P> <DIV class=buttons><BUTTON class=selectAll>Select All</BUTTON><BUTTON class=deselectAll>Deselect All</BUTTON><BUTTON class=runTests>Run Tests</BUTTON><BUTTON class=retryTies>Retry Ties</BUTTON> </DIV> <TABLE cellSpacing=0> <THEAD> <TR> <TH>Run?</TH> <TH>Test</TH> <TH>jQold</TH> <TH>$$</TH> <TH>cssQuery</TH> <TH>jQuery</TH></TR></THEAD> <TBODY> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>*</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div div div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>.dialog</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div.dialog</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div .dialog</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>#speech5</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div#speech5</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div #speech5</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div &gt; div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div.scene div.dialog</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>div#scene1.scene div.dialog div</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>#scene1 #speech1</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div#speech5</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div:nth-child(even)</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div:nth-child(odd)</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div:nth-child(1)</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div:first-child</TD></TR> <TR> <TD><INPUT type=checkbox CHECKED value=on></TD> <TD class=test>body &gt; div.scene div:last-child</TD></TR></TBODY> <TFOOT> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD></TD> <TD></TD> <TD></TD> <TD></TD> <TD></TD></TR> <TR> <TD></TD> <TD></TD> <TD><SPAN class=wins>W</SPAN> / <SPAN class=fails>F</SPAN></TH> <TD><SPAN class=wins>W</SPAN> / <SPAN class=fails>F</SPAN></TH> <TD><SPAN class=wins>W</SPAN> / <SPAN class=fails>F</SPAN></TH> <TD><SPAN class=wins>W</SPAN> / <SPAN class=fails>F</SPAN></TH></TD></TR></TFOOT></TABLE> <DIV class=buttons><BUTTON class=selectAll>Select All</BUTTON><BUTTON class=deselectAll>Deselect All</BUTTON><BUTTON class=runTests>Run Tests</BUTTON><BUTTON class=retryTies>Retry Ties</BUTTON><BUTTON id=addTest>+</BUTTON> </DIV></DIV> <H2>As You Like It</H2> <DIV id=playwright>by William Shakespeare </DIV> <DIV class=scene id=scene1> <H3>ACT I, SCENE III. A room in the palace.</H3> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV class=direction>Enter CELIA and ROSALIND</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech1>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.1>Why, cousin! why, Rosalind! Cupid have mercy! not a word?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech2>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.2>Not one to throw at a dog.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech3>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.3>No, thy words are too precious to be cast away upon</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.4>curs; throw some of them at me; come, lame me with reasons.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech4>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech5>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.8>But is all this for your father?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.5>Then there were two cousins laid up; when the one</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.6>should be lamed with reasons and the other mad</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.7>without any.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech6>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.9>No, some of it is for my child's father. O, how</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.10>full of briers is this working-day world!</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech7>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.11>They are but burs, cousin, thrown upon thee in</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.12>holiday foolery: if we walk not in the trodden</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.13>paths our very petticoats will catch them.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech8>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.14>I could shake them off my coat: these burs are in my heart.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech9>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.15>Hem them away.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech10>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.16>I would try, if I could cry 'hem' and have him.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech11>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.17>Come, come, wrestle with thy affections.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech12>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.18>O, they take the part of a better wrestler than myself!</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech13>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.19>O, a good wish upon you! you will try in time, in</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.20>despite of a fall. But, turning these jests out of</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.21>service, let us talk in good earnest: is it</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.22>possible, on such a sudden, you should fall into so</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.23>strong a liking with old Sir Rowland's youngest son?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech14>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.24>The duke my father loved his father dearly.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech15>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.25>Doth it therefore ensue that you should love his son</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.26>dearly? By this kind of chase, I should hate him,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.27>for my father hated his father dearly; yet I hate</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.28>not Orlando.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech16>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.29>No, faith, hate him not, for my sake.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech17>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.30>Why should I not? doth he not deserve well?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech18>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.31>Let me love him for that, and do you love him</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.32>because I do. Look, here comes the duke.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech19>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.33>With his eyes full of anger.</DIV> <DIV class=direction>Enter DUKE FREDERICK, with Lords</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech20>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.34>Mistress, dispatch you with your safest haste</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.35>And get you from our court.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech21>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.36>Me, uncle?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech22>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.37>You, cousin</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.38>Within these ten days if that thou be'st found</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.39>So near our public court as twenty miles,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.40>Thou diest for it.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech23>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.41>I do beseech your grace,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.42>Let me the knowledge of my fault bear with me:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.43>If with myself I hold intelligence</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.44>Or have acquaintance with mine own desires,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.45>If that I do not dream or be not frantic,--</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.46>As I do trust I am not--then, dear uncle,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.47>Never so much as in a thought unborn</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.48>Did I offend your highness.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech24>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.49>Thus do all traitors:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.50>If their purgation did consist in words,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.51>They are as innocent as grace itself:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.52>Let it suffice thee that I trust thee not.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech25>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.53>Yet your mistrust cannot make me a traitor:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.54>Tell me whereon the likelihood depends.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech26>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.55>Thou art thy father's daughter; there's enough.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech27>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.56>So was I when your highness took his dukedom;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.57>So was I when your highness banish'd him:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.58>Treason is not inherited, my lord;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.59>Or, if we did derive it from our friends,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.60>What's that to me? my father was no traitor:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.61>Then, good my liege, mistake me not so much</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.62>To think my poverty is treacherous.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech28>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.63>Dear sovereign, hear me speak.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech29>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.64>Ay, Celia; we stay'd her for your sake,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.65>Else had she with her father ranged along.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech30>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.66>I did not then entreat to have her stay;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.67>It was your pleasure and your own remorse:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.68>I was too young that time to value her;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.69>But now I know her: if she be a traitor,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.70>Why so am I; we still have slept together,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.71>Rose at an instant, learn'd, play'd, eat together,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.72>And wheresoever we went, like Juno's swans,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.73>Still we went coupled and inseparable.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech31>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.74>She is too subtle for thee; and her smoothness,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.75>Her very silence and her patience</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.76>Speak to the people, and they pity her.</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.77>Thou art a fool: she robs thee of thy name;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.78>And thou wilt show more bright and seem more virtuous</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.79>When she is gone. Then open not thy lips:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.80>Firm and irrevocable is my doom</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.81>Which I have pass'd upon her; she is banish'd.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech32>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.82>Pronounce that sentence then on me, my liege:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.83>I cannot live out of her company.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech33>DUKE FREDERICK</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.84>You are a fool. You, niece, provide yourself:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.85>If you outstay the time, upon mine honour,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.86>And in the greatness of my word, you die.</DIV> <DIV class=direction>Exeunt DUKE FREDERICK and Lords</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech34>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.87>O my poor Rosalind, whither wilt thou go?</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.88>Wilt thou change fathers? I will give thee mine.</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.89>I charge thee, be not thou more grieved than I am.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech35>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.90>I have more cause.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech36>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.91>Thou hast not, cousin;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.92>Prithee be cheerful: know'st thou not, the duke</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.93>Hath banish'd me, his daughter?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech37>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.94>That he hath not.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech38>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.95>No, hath not? Rosalind lacks then the love</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.96>Which teacheth thee that thou and I am one:</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.97>Shall we be sunder'd? shall we part, sweet girl?</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.98>No: let my father seek another heir.</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.99>Therefore devise with me how we may fly,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.100>Whither to go and what to bear with us;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.101>And do not seek to take your change upon you,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.102>To bear your griefs yourself and leave me out;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.103>For, by this heaven, now at our sorrows pale,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.104>Say what thou canst, I'll go along with thee.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech39>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.105>Why, whither shall we go?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech40>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.106>To seek my uncle in the forest of Arden.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech41>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.107>Alas, what danger will it be to us,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.108>Maids as we are, to travel forth so far!</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.109>Beauty provoketh thieves sooner than gold.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech42>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.110>I'll put myself in poor and mean attire</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.111>And with a kind of umber smirch my face;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.112>The like do you: so shall we pass along</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.113>And never stir assailants.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech43>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.114>Were it not better,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.115>Because that I am more than common tall,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.116>That I did suit me all points like a man?</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.117>A gallant curtle-axe upon my thigh,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.118>A boar-spear in my hand; and--in my heart</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.119>Lie there what hidden woman's fear there will--</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.120>We'll have a swashing and a martial outside,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.121>As many other mannish cowards have</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.122>That do outface it with their semblances.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech44>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.123>What shall I call thee when thou art a man?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech45>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.124>I'll have no worse a name than Jove's own page;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.125>And therefore look you call me Ganymede.</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.126>But what will you be call'd?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech46>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.127>Something that hath a reference to my state</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.128>No longer Celia, but Aliena.</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech47>ROSALIND</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.129>But, cousin, what if we assay'd to steal</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.130>The clownish fool out of your father's court?</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.131>Would he not be a comfort to our travel?</DIV></DIV> <DIV class=character id=speech48>CELIA</DIV> <DIV class=dialog> <DIV id=scene1.3.132>He'll go along o'er the wide world with me;</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.133>Leave me alone to woo him. Let's away,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.134>And get our jewels and our wealth together,</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.135>Devise the fittest time and safest way</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.136>To hide us from pursuit that will be made</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.137>After my flight. Now go we in content</DIV> <DIV id=scene1.3.138>To liberty and not to banishment.</DIV> <DIV class=direction>Exeunt</DIV></DIV></DIV> <SCRIPT type=text/javascript charset=utf-8> jQuery.benchmarker = {libraries: ["jQold", "$$", "cssQuery", "jQuery"]}; </SCRIPT> <SCRIPT src="javascripts/benchmarker.js"></SCRIPT> <IFRAME style="Z-INDEX: 2147483647; LEFT: 0px; VISIBILITY: visible; WIDTH: 100%; BOTTOM: 0px; POSITION: fixed; HEIGHT: 200px" src="/javascripts/firebug/firebug.html" frameBorder=0></IFRAME></BODY>