[02:45:26] < ris> i was walking past the charity furniture shop today
[02:46:00] < ris> and in the shop i saw a bored-looking shop assistant playing snooker on a small toy snooker table
[02:46:21] < ris> when i came back the same way he was still playing snooker
[02:46:26] < ris> so i went in there
[02:46:33] < ris> and bought the snooker table
[02:46:49] < ris> just to ruin the last bit of enjoyment he got out of his job
[02:47:08] < ris> now i have a snooker table and i don't know what to do with it