rendered paste body<script type="text/javascript"><!--function GetElapsedTime ( intime ){ var timeunit = 1165969713 - intime; if (timeunit < 0) timeunit = 0; if ( timeunit < 60 ) return timeunit + ' seconds ago'; timeunit = Math.floor( timeunit / 60 ); if ( timeunit < 60 ) { if ( timeunit == 1 ) return timeunit + ' minute ago'; return timeunit + ' minutes ago'; } timeunit = Math.floor( timeunit / 60 ); if ( timeunit < 48 ) { if ( timeunit == 1 ) return timeunit + ' hour ago'; return timeunit + ' hours ago'; } timeunit = Math.floor( timeunit / 24 ); if (timeunit == 1) return timeunit + ' day ago'; return timeunit + ' days ago';}function GetFutureTime ( intime ){ var timeunit = intime - 1165969713; if (timeunit < 0) timeunit = 0; if ( timeunit < 60 ) return timeunit + ' seconds'; timeunit = Math.ceil( timeunit / 60 ); if ( timeunit < 60 ) { if ( timeunit == 1 ) return timeunit + ' minute'; return timeunit + ' minutes'; } timeunit = Math.ceil( timeunit / 60 ); if ( timeunit < 48 ) { if ( timeunit == 1 ) return timeunit + ' hour'; return timeunit + ' hours'; } timeunit = Math.ceil( timeunit / 24 ); if (timeunit == 1) return timeunit + ' day'; return timeunit + ' days';}function PrintTimeTill( num ){ if ( num == 0 ){ document.write( "Forever" );}else{ document.write( GetFutureTime(num) );}}//--></script>