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on $*:TEXT:/^[!'?@]rsnews*/Si:#: { 
  if ($sock(rsnews)) { halt } 
  .set %rsn.out $iif($left($1,1) == @ || $left($1,1) == ?,msg $chan,notice $nick) 
  .set %rsn.ploc $ceil($calc($2 / 20)) 
  .set %rsn.num $iif(!$2 || $2 !isnum,1,$calc($2 - ((%rsn.ploc -1) * 20)))) 
  .set %rsnr $false 
  .sockopen rsnews news.runescape.com 80 
  inc %ID 1
} 
alias nc1 { return $+($chr(3),14,$1,$chr(3),) } 
alias nc2 { return $+($chr(3),04,$1,$chr(3),) } 
on *:SOCKOPEN:rsnews: { 
  if ($sockerr) { echo 4 -s ** SockOpen Error ** $sock($sockname).wsmsg | return } 
  .sockwrite -n $sockname GET /lang/en/aff/runescape/list.ws?cat=0&page= $+ %rsn.ploc HTTP/1.1 
  .sockwrite -n $sockname Host: news.runescape.com $+ $crlf $+ $crlf 
} 
on *:SOCKREAD:rsnews: { 
  if ($sockerr) { echo 4 -s ** SockRead Error ** $sock($sockname).wsmsg | return } 
  .sockread %rsn 
  if (!%rsn) { halt } 
  if (%rsnr == 4) { .set $+(%,rsn.date.,$calc($var(%rsn.date.*,0) +1)) $nohtml(%rsn) | .set %rsnr $false } 
  if (%rsnr == 3) { .set $+(%,rsn.title.,$calc($var(%rsn.title.*,0) +1)) $nohtml(%rsn) | inc %rsnr } 
  if (%rsnr == 2) { inc %rsnr } 
  if (%rsnr == 1) { .set $+(%,rsn.type.,$calc($var(%rsn.type.*,0) +1)) $nohtml(%rsn) | inc %rsnr } 
  if (*<td valign="top" style="color:black;">* iswm %rsn) { .set %rsnr 1 } 
} 
on *:SOCKCLOSE:rsnews: { 
  %rsn.out $nc1(RuneScape News) $nc1(1[14 $+ Category:) $nc2($($+(%,rsn.type.,%rsn.num),2)) $+ ] $nc2($($+(%,rsn.title.,%rsn.num),2)) $nc1(Posted On) $nc2($($+(%,rsn.date.,%rsn.num),2)) 
  .unset %rsn.*
  .unset %rsnr
  .unset %rsn
} 
alias nohtml { 
  var %x,%i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x) 
  %x = $replace(%x,&nbsp;,$null) 
  return %x 
}