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//fncDoQuery 
//some dumb function to process the query and return the result
//tired of typing same line over and over... 
function fncDoQuery($query){
  $get   = mysql_db_query(DB_MAIN, $query)or die("MYSQL ERROR IN ".THIS_PAGE.". PLEASE CONTACT THE ADMINISTRATOR. MYSQL ERROR: ".mysql_error());
  return $get;
}

function MySQLResults($query){
  $results = mysql_fetch_assoc(fncDoQuery($query));
  return $results;
}

function MySQLCount($query){
  $results = mysql_num_rows(fncDoQuery($query));
  return $results;
}