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public text v1 · immutable
·published 2006-12-09 06:56 UTC
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on $*:TEXT:/^[!@]8ball/Si:#:{
  var %8ball = $rand(1,6)
  var %disp = $iif($left($1,1) == !,.notice $nick,msg $chan)
  %disp $response(%8ball)
}
alias response {
  if ($1 == 1) return No!
  if ($1 == 2) return Yes
  if ($1 == 3) return Maybe
  if ($1 == 4) return of course
  if ($1 == 5) return Are you crazy?!?!
  if ($1 == 6) return How should I know?
}