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Combat!
	You're fighting The Bonerdagon

    As you enter the Haert of the Cyrpt, you hear a squawking roar, followed by a roaring squawk. This huge creature rises from a pile of bones, flaps its wings, and advances toward you.

You get the jump on him.

As you're preparing to use that skill, The Bonerdagon suddenly starts furiously beating its wings. You're knocked over by the gust of wind it creates, and lose track of what you're doing.

He whips you with his boney tail. You wish he wouldn't lash out like that. Argh! Ow! Oof! Eek! Argh! Ugh! Ouch!
	You lose 39 hit points. (spooky damage)

You work up a Thrust-Smack.

You smack him with the flat of your batblade for 96 (+18) damage. Holy angry welt, batblade! POW! BAM! WHAMMO! BIFF! WHAMMO! BOOF! KAPOW! POW! WHACK! WHAM!

He flaps his wings and rises higher in the air, roaring triumphantly. Then he snags a wing on the ceiling of the cyrpt, breaks it off, and crashes to the ground. It takes his head a while to figure out which of the scattered bones on the floor are his.

You work up a Thrust-Smack.

You poke several holes in him with your batblade, for 150 (+22) damage. Holey opponent, batblade! CRITICAL HIT! BAM! KAPOW! SOCKO! BARF! WHAM! ZOT! WHACK! ZAP! BAM! WHAM!

You win the fight!

	You acquire an item: skull of the Bonerdagon
	You acquire an item: chest of the Bonerdagon

You gain 12 Muscleboundness.
You gain 6 Wizardliness.
You gain 2 Chutzpah.