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// musketeers.info file; $Id$name = Musketeersdescription = Demonstration of how flaky our code is.package = Testingversion = VERSION// musketeers.module<?phpfunction musketeers_menu($may_cache) {  $items = array();  if (!$may_cache) {    $items[] = array(        'title' => 'Three musketeers',        'path' => '3_musketeers',        'description' => 'Your site is inaccessible',        'access' => TRUE,        'callback' => 'musketeers_noaccess'      );    $items[] = array(        'title' => 'Four musketeers',        'path' => '4_musketeers',        'description' => 'Your site is closed',        'access' => TRUE,        'callback' => 'musketeers_closed'      );  }  return $items;}function musketeers_noaccess() {  $output = '3 musketeers!';  return $output;}function musketeers_closed() {  $output = '4 musketeers!';  return $output;}