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on *:TEXT:!rsnews*:#:{
  set %rsnewstarget .notice $nick
  sockopen rsnews o-ss.net 80
}
on *:sockopen:rsnews:{
  sockwrite -n $sockname GET /parsers/rsnews.php HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -n $sockname Host: o-ss.net $+ $crlf $+ $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:rsnews:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    echo -a Error.
    halt
  }
  else {
    var %read
    sockread %read
    if (*END iswm %read) {
      %rsnewstarget Latest RuneScape News: $gettok($gettok(%read,1,42),3-,32)
      %rsnewstarget $gettok(%read,2,42)
    }
  }
}