Someone

on *:TEXT:!8ball *:#:{ 
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  describe $chan is shaking up the 8ball... 
  if (%8ball == 1) msg $chan Yes 
  if (%8ball == 2) msg $chan No 
  if (%8ball == 3) msg $chan Sorry I Don't Know 
  if (%8ball == 4) msg $chan You're an idiot to ask that question
  if (%8ball == 5) msg $chan Ask Someone Else 
  if (%8ball == 6) msg $chan Maybe 
  if (%8ball == 7) msg $chan How Should I Know 
  if (%8ball == 8) msg $chan Ask my mom
}