Someone

on *:TEXT:!lvl*:#: { 
  if (%activity. [ $+ [ $chan ] ] == Off) { halt }
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Attack) || ($3 == atk) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Attack, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Defence) || ($3 == def) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Defence, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Strength) || ($3 == str) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Strength, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Hitpoints) || ($3 == Hp) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 HitPoints, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Ranged) || ($3 == range) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Ranged, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Prayer) || ($3 == pray) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Prayer, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99) || ($3 == Magic) || ($3 == Mage) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Magic, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Cooking) || ($3 == Cook) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Magic, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Woodcutting) || ($3 == wc) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Woodcutting, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Fletching) || ($3 == Fletch) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Fletching, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Fishing) || ($3 == fish) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Fishing, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Firemaking) || ($3 == fm) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Firemaking, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Crafting) || ($3 == craft) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Crafting, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Smithing) || ($3 == smith) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Smithing, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Mining) || ($3 == mine) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Mining, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Herblore) || ($3 == herb) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Herblore, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Agility) || ($3 == agi) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Agility, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Thieving) || ($3 == thiev) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Thieving, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Slayer) || ($3 == slay) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Slayer, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Farming) || ($3 == farm) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Farming, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == RuneCraft) || ($3 == rc) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 RuneCraft, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Hunter) || ($3 == hunting) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Hunter, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 < 99 || ($3 == Construction) || ($3 == cs) msg $chan 8,%0,8%`7,8,%8,7%`4,7,%7,4%`8,414 Gratz with7 $2 Construction, $nick $+ 14! 7:D 7:D7,4`%4,7%,8,7`%7,8%,0,8`%8,0%,
  if ($2 > 99) || (!$3) msg $chan 14Last time i checked the highscores, they didn't seem to go over7 9914. You must really suck ?
  else /describe looks wierd at $nick $+ ... No such skill ' $+ $3 $+ '
}