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<?php

if (is_home()) {
        echo "<p><img src=\"/img/sidebar-colophon.png\" alt=\"Colophon\" />This website was built using, Photoshop CS2, Dreamweaver 8, Notepad2, and Mozilla Firefox 2.0 with IE Tab for testing. Its backbone uses  L.A.M.P. configuration which consists of: <b id=\"hidden\">Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP5. It also uses the Wordpress blog content management system, and is displayed using XHTML and CSS, complying with W3C standards. I use eHosts.org for my web hosting, they’re a great host, never had any problems, can hold loads of traffic, and never go down!</b> <a href=\"javascript:readMore();\">Read More...</a></p>";
       echo "<ul>";
       get_links_list();
       echo "</ul>";
} 
elseif (is_single()) {
         echo "<h2>Categories</h2>";
         echo "<ul>";
         wp_list_cats();
         echo "</ul>";
} 
elseif (is_page()) {
        if (is_page('Work')) {
             echo "<h2>Projects</h2>";
             echo "<ul>";
             echo "<li><a href=\"/work/jaba-tech-llc/\">Jaba Tech, LLC.</a></li><li><a href=\"/work/lynked-us/\">Lynked ISP US</a></li>";
             echo "</ul>";
        } elseif (is_page('Contact Me')) {
             echo "<ul>";
             echo "<li><strong>AIM:</strong> sc0ttmitchell</li><li><strong>MSN Messenger:</strong> kasted@gmail.com</li><li><strong>E-Mail:</strong> Use contact page.</li><li><strong>Skype:</strong> scott01234</li>";
             echo "</ul>";
        } elseif (is_page('About Me')) {
             echo "<p><img src=\"/img/sidebar-colophon.png\" alt=\"Colophon\" />This website was built using, Photoshop CS2, Dreamweaver 8, Notepad2, and Mozilla Firefox 2.0 with IE Tab for testing. Its backbone uses  L.A.M.P. configuration which consists of: <b id=\"hidden\">Linux, Apache, MySQL, and PHP5. It also uses the Wordpress blog content management system, and is displayed using XHTML and CSS, complying with W3C standards. I use eHosts.org for my web hosting, they’re a great host, never had any problems, can hold loads of traffic, and never go down!</b> <a href=\"javascript:readMore();\">Read More...</a></p>";
             echo "<ul>";
             wp_list_cats();
             echo "</ul>";
        }
   }
?>