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on $*:TEXT:/^[!@](stats|stat)+./Si:#: {
  set %display.stats $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,/notice $nick)
  if ($chr(32) isin $2-) {
    set %user $replace($2-,$chr(32),$chr(95))
  }
  else {
    set %user $2
  }
  sockopen stats $+ $r(1,10) slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:stats*: {
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /rsstats.php?stats= $+ %user HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org $+ $crlf $+ $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:stats*: {
  if ($sockerr > 0) { unset %user | unset %display | sockclose $sockname | halt }
  var %tempread
  sockread -f %tempread
  if (*does not appear* iswm %tempread) {
    %display.stats %user does not appear in the Runescape High Scores list for any skills.
    unset %display.stats
    unset %user
  }
  elseif (*:* iswm %tempread) && (<br> isin %tempread) {
    /tokenize 32 $htmlfree(%tempread)
    %display.stats $c1(Stats for:) $c2(%user)
    %display.stats $c1($1) $c2($2) $c1($3) $c2($4) $c1($5) $c2($6) $c1($7) $c2($8) $c1($9) $c2($10) $c1($11) $c2($12) $c1($13) $c2($14) $c1($15) $c2($16) $c1($17) $c2($18) $c1($19) $c2($20) $c1($21) $c2($22) $c1($23) $c2($24) $c1($25) $c2($26) $c1($27) $c2($28) $c1($29) $c2($30) $c1($31) $c2($32) $c1($33) $c2($34) $c1($35) $c2($36) 
    if ($37- != $null) %display.stats $c1($37) $c2($38) $c1($39) $c2($40) $c1($41) $c2($42) $c1($43) $c2($44) $c1($45) $c2($46) $c1($47) $c2($48)
  }
}

alias htmlfree { var %x, %i = $regsub($1-,/(^[^<]*>|<[^>]*>|<[^>]*$)/g,$null,%x), %x = $remove(%x,&nbsp;) | return %x }
alias c1 {
  return $+(10 $+ $chr(44) $+ 01,$1-,)
}
alias c2 {
  return $+(01,$1-, )
}