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on *:TEXT:?stats*:#:{
 set %stats.nick $iif(!$2,$nick,$2)
 set %stats.display $iif($left($1,1) == @,msg $chan,.notice $nick)
 if ($sock(stats)) {
   sockclose stats
 }
 sockopen stats matt1360.no-ip.com 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:stats:{
 sockwrite -nt $sockname GET $+(/PHP/hs2.php?name=,%stats.nick) HTTP/1.1
 sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: matt1360.no-ip.com
 sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:stats:{
 if ($sockerr) {
   %stats.display Socket error
   unset %stats.*
 }
 else {
   var %read
   var %i = 0
   while (%i < 1) {
     sockread -f %read
     if (!$sockbr) { break }
     if (*highscores* iswm %read) {
       var %a = 1
       var %read = $remove($replace(%read,<br>,$chr(32)),</b>)
       while (%a < $numtok(%read,58)) {     
         inc %a 1
         var %linefeed = $iif(!%linefeed,04Stats for %stats.nick $+ $chr(58),%linefeed $+ $chr(58)) $iif($calc(%a % 2) == 1,04,12) $gettok(%read,%a,58)
       }
     }
   }
   sockclose stats [ $+ [ %id ] ]
 }
 %stats.display %linefeed
 unset %stats.* [ $+ [ %id ] ]
}
alias -l striptags { var %x,%y = $regsub($1-,/(<[^>]+>)/g,$null,%x) | return %x }