Mine

on *:TEXT:*:#:{ 
  if ($1 == !cool) {
    if ($3 > 126) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 must not have a life." }
    elseif ($3 < 3) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 Must really suck" }
    else { msg $chan Walk here  $2   4( Level $3 )0,1 $chr(47) 2 More Options }
  }
  if ($1 == !noob) {
    if ($3 > 126) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 must not have a life." }
    elseif ($3 < 3) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 Must really suck" }
    else { msg $chan Walk here  $2   9( Level $3 )0,1 $chr(47) 2 More Options }
  }
  if ($1 == !same) {
    if ($3 > 126) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 must not have a life." }
    elseif ($3 < 3) { describe $chan slaps $nick $+ , " $2 Must really suck" }
    else { msg $chan Walk here  $2   7( Level $3 )0,1 $chr(47) 2 More Options }
  }
}