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on *:TEXT:!tkb *:#: {  
  if ($nick isop $chan) || ($nick ishop $chan) {
    inc %kicks 1
    notice $nick TimeBanning $2 - ( $+ $address($2,2) $+ ) For $3 Mins for Reason: $4-
    notice $2 You are being Timebanned For $3 Mins by $nick With Reason $4-
    kick $chan $2 Timebanned By $nick For $3 Mins With Reason $4- 4,1NOOBS FED TO HUNGRY HIPPOS0 %KICKS
    /mode $chan +b $address($2,2) 
    /timer 1 $calc($3 * 60) /mode $chan -b $address($2,2) 
    /timer 1 $calc($3 * 60) notice $2 You Are Now Unbanned From $chan | halt } else {
    notice $nick Command Reserved For OP's Or HOP's Only.
  }
}