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on *:action:slaps * around a bit with a large trout:#:{
  inc %slaps
  describe $chan removes the10 poor, innocent6 trout from 12 $nick $+ 's 6 hand and places it back in the river moving it backwards and forwards to get the gills working, and then lets go. 4 Trouts saved: 2 %slaps
}

alias ban2 {
  mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *Two Minute Ban*
  /timer 1 120 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}
alias ban5 {
  mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *Five Minute Ban*
  /timer 1 300 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}
alias ban10 {
  mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *Ten Minute Ban*
  /timer 1 600 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}
alias ban30 {
  mode $chan +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *Thirty Minute Ban*
  /timer 1 1800 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}
alias ban60 {
  mode # +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *One Hour Ban*
  /timer 1 3600 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}
alias banday {
  mode # +b $address($1,2)
  /kick $chan $1 $2- *One Hour Ban*
  /timer 1 86400 /mode $chan -b $address($1,2)
}

Menu Nicklist {
  Timed KickBans
  .2 Minutes:/ban2 $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .5 Minutes:/ban5 $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .10 Minutes:/ban10 $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .30 Minutes:/ban30 $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .60 Minutes:/ban60 $1 $$?="Reason:"
  .Day:/banday $1 $$?="Reason:"
}

on *:action:huggles Aaron*:#:{
  inc %huggles
  describe $chan huggles 4 $nick $+  6 back. Then when 4 $nick $+ 's 6 back is turned, whips out his 7super dooper anti-huggle defence system6 and activates it!
  describe $chan sends 4 $nick $+  6 back to lumbridge using his 7anti-huggle defences. 6People owned:12 %huggles
}