on *:TEXT:!fortune*:#:{
/set %fortune $rand(1,45)
if (%fortune == 1) .msg $chan Success means competition
if (%fortune == 2) .msg $chan An old pot is the best around the kitchen
if (%fortune == 3) .msg $chan One must be available, alert, active, and adaptable
if (%fortune == 4) .msg $chan If you have many best friends, you have no friends
if (%fortune == 5) .msg $chan Mountains can move, but not your character
if (%fortune == 6) .msg $chan Concern yourself about others more than yourself
if (%fortune == 7) .msg $chan And finally, my personal favorite..
if (%fortune == 8) .msg $chan The best lovers make love on a full stomach
if (%fortune == 9) .msg $chan You are contemplating some action which will bring credit upon you.
if (%fortune == 10) .msg $chan You constantly struggle for selfif (%fortune == ) .msg $chanimprovement.
if (%fortune == 11) .msg $chan Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.
if (%fortune == 12) .msg $chan You will be fortunate in the opportunities presented to you.
if (%fortune == 13) .msg $chan Your luck will change.
if (%fortune == 14) .msg $chan You are never selfish with your advice or your help.
if (%fortune == 15) .msg $chan That special someone may simply be waiting for you.
if (%fortune == 16) .msg $chan You show your true face to the people who really matter.
if (%fortune == 17) .msg $chan You may come across much wealth.
if (%fortune == 18) .msg $chan Your are cautious in showing your true self to others.
if (%fortune == 19) .msg $chan Enthusiastic leadership gets you a promotion when you least expect it.
if (%fortune == 20) .msg $chan You have the ability to adapt to diverse situations.
if (%fortune == 21) .msg $chan Your cheerful outlook is one of your assets.
if (%fortune == 22) .msg $chan A faithful friend is a strong defense.
if (%fortune == 23) .msg $chan Someone is speaking well of you.
if (%fortune == 24) .msg $chan It is very possible that you will achieve greatness in your lifetime.
if (%fortune == 25) .msg $chan You wont be bored for long! New adventures are on their way.
if (%fortune == 26) .msg $chan Learning is a treasure which accompanies us everywhere.
if (%fortune == 27) .msg $chan A good friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
if (%fortune == 28) .msg $chan One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes.
if (%fortune == 29) .msg $chan The love of your life will appear in front of you unexpectedly!
if (%fortune == 30) .msg $chan It is better to be the hammer than the anvil.
if (%fortune == 31) .msg $chan You have a good start. Work harder!
if (%fortune == 32) .msg $chan What you desire is always possible. It will come to you.
if (%fortune == 33) .msg $chan What you have left behind is more mellow than wine.
if (%fortune == 34) .msg $chan Everyone agrees you are the best.
if (%fortune == 35) .msg $chan A pleasant experience is ahead; dont pass it by.
if (%fortune == 36) .msg $chan You have a keen sense of humor and love a good time.
if (%fortune == 37) .msg $chan Bide your time, for success is near.
if (%fortune == 38) .msg $chan Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
if (%fortune == 39) .msg $chan Endurance and persistence will be rewarded.
if (%fortune == 40) .msg $chan Old friends, old wines, and old gold are best.
if (%fortune == 41) .msg $chan Be mischievous and you will not be lonesome.
if (%fortune == 42) .msg $chan Careful thinking will command respect.
if (%fortune == 43) .msg $chan Every excess becomes a vice.
if (%fortune == 44) .msg $chan An angry man opens his mouth and shuts up his eyes.
if (%fortune == 45) .msg $chan The only rose without a thorn is friendship.