toby

alias stats {
  if (#* iswm $1) && ($me ison $1) { set %a msg $1 }
  elseif ($1 == notice) && ($2) { set %a .notice $2 }
  else { set %a echo -a }
  set %b $iif($gettok($1-,-1,32) isnum, $gettok($1-,-1,32),2)
  sockopen rsstats slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org 80
}
on *:SOCKOPEN:rsstats:{
  sockwrite -nt $sockname GET /rsstats.php?stats=tobylane HTTP/1.1
  sockwrite -nt $sockname Host: slushpuppy.silverinterlocution.org
  sockwrite -nt $sockname $crlf
}
on *:SOCKREAD:rsstats:{
  if ($sockerr) {
    %a Socket error: $sockerr $+ , while looking up tobylane
  }
  else {
    sockread %x
    if (Overall isin %x) { 
      if (%b == 1) {   
        %a $replace($remove(%x,<br>), |, $num)
        sockclose rsstats | halt
      }
    }
    elseif (level isin %x) { 
      if (%b != 1) { 
        %a $remove(%x,<br>)
        sockclose rsstats
      }
    }
    unset %x
  }
}

Then in channel of popups (ignore the news bit),
Runescape
.News
..Public
..Private: $$?="bla"
.Combat
..Channel:/stats $chan 2
..Private:/stats notice $$?="Who?" 2
..Self: stats
.Stats
..Channel:/stats $active 1
..Private:/stats notice $$?="Who?" 1
..Self: stats 1