You're awake before your alarm even goes off.
After rolling around and laying stiffly down on your bed for god knows how long, you think you should probably just get up! Today is your first day after all, and you can't be late. Though if you're being honest with yourself, you kind of want to go back to sleep! You didn't get much shut eye last night-- though whether that was from excitement or fear, you'll never know. Being super tired on your first day is really unfortunate, because you wanted to make a really good impression. Maybe you'll be able to impress everyone even if you're a little slower than usual.
Your name is John Egbert, and today is your first day as a teacher at Sburb High!
By now you've realized that you've been thinking through the ringing of your alarm, and gosh is that ever annoying! You fiddle with your alarm, mashing at a number of buttons, before it shuts off. You don't think you'll ever really be able to use this clock properly-- it always seems to have new buttons every time you look at it. You hop off of your bed and head to the bathroom. Your apartment is kind of small, but it's cozy all in the same. You live alone-- wait, that's not true. You actually live with your pet salamander! Her name is Casey, she is your daughter and you love her. She's named after Cameron's Poe daughter, from the movie Con Air-- which by the way, is the best movie ever. You spend a few moments reliving the scenes in your head. Man, Nicolas Cage is such a great actor-- and what a badass!
Wait. Fuck. You have to get ready. Stop day dreaming!