In a galaxy really, really, REALLY far away – outside of our observable universe, anyway (approximately 141.364 yottameters), a polka-dotted extraterrestrial named Poptart of the Planetary Sentinels (a peaceful solar system) descends his flying saucer to visit his old friend, an android named Yagolore. However, when he arrives, he notices that the planet lays in ruin. A barren wasteland of sparking mechanical body parts lies ahead of him as he races to his elderly friend Yagolore’s home. When he arrives to the destructed home (which, to be fair, is only a closet), a dying Yogalore explains that the evil Lord of the Minotaurs, Stannak, has only one undertaking: to take reign over the universe – and he is the “Chosen One.” Poptart goes on a mission with his sidekick, a friendly zombie named Sniarb Tea, to defeat Stannak.
However, their flying saucer barely endured attacks of flying toasters, and they had to fight off several alliances of the Minotaurs. As they weave through the threads of time, they make their way to an insignificant, pale blue speck called Earth. Their quest for a magical top hat (the key for saving the universe), results in the meeting a quirky earthling who helps them defeat Stannak and save the universe. And then everyone lived happily ever after, obviously. Except for when Sniarb Tea infected planet Earth... but that’s another story. Don’t worry, there’ll be a sequel!