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Did you feel that too?

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-What?
-Your stomach.

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It's like butterflies.

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My mom said when l met
the right girl, l'd feel butterflies.

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I think I'm ready.

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Can you believe him?

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He falls so easily.

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I'm a little more guarded.

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I guess it's because
I've been hurt before.

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I'll never hurt you.

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-My dad.
-My dad.

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-You guys are sisters?
-Our dads are friends.

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They went to the gym.
They're muscle-heads.

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Your best bet is to curl into a ball
until they stop beating you.

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I'm telling you this
because l think l might love you.

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What's our plan?

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Run for the window. l'll get
the car keys. Y formation, dog-leg left.

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-Ready, break.
-Break.

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We should wait
two days before we call them.

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You've gotta be kidding me.

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Do you think they have any concept
of how fast a car can go?

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Reverse kitty cat, dog-leg left,
over the fence, on my count, break.

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-Hey, l'm Nick.
-Shawn. Can we use your pool?

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Come on, Tigers. Yeah!

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Split Johnny left!
Split Johnny left!

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Come on! Come on, guys!
Set. Hike.

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Yeah! Yeah! All day. All day.
Candy from a baby.

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-What do you wanna do?
-That brunette.

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Looks like she wouldn't mind
St. Nick stuffed down her chimney.

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No, I mean, the play, in the game.

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-Come on, guys, focus.
-l've never been more focused.

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Check it, couple of meatloaves
in that baby tee.

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Not mad at that belly ring either.

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Have you seen this blond?
Rackety-rack, don't talk back.

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Wonder if her carpet
matches my drapes.

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Delay of game, loss of five yards.

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And just because
it's a spring scrimmage...

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...doesn't mean you can
shit yourselves out here. Go!

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-Sorry, coach.
-Go, go, go. Come on, go, go.

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Tigers!

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Come on, crowd
Let's hear some noise

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N-O-I-S-E
Noise

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God. See, look, we took too long.

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Here come
the whack-ass cheerleaders, man.

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Noise, N-O-l-S-E
Noise

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Tigers.

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-Well, l am pumped up.
-All right, what's the play?

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Hold on,
baby tee is signing me her number.

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-ls that a seven? A five and a two?
-Any day now, shit buckets.

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I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
I have a shrink appointment.

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Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
in your ass. Get over it.

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They playing us loose. Let's
get short passes and extra yardage.

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The hell with that, man.
You either bet big or go home.

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-You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
-Aye, my brother.

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All right. Pro-zoom trips, deep route,
slant slim boogie on my count. Ready?

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Break.

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54s and Mike, watch that blitz.

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Blue 1 7, set, hut.

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Come on, Shawn.

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Come on, baby. Yeah!

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-Hey, l'm Nick.
-Shawn.

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-Hey, Shawn.
-Hey, Maddy.

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Thanks for helping me study Bio.
I'm retarded about reverse osmosis.

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No, you're not.

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Pressure forcing a solvent
through a membrane...

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...like when a water balloon
gets too big and then explodes.

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Got it. Thanks. You're so awesome.

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No. Science is awesome.

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And you're awesome.
Now, go crush that test.

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-Thanks.
-High five.

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Nick. Hey, Nick.

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-Name, name. l need a name.
-Jennifer.

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-Jennifer, hi, how are you?
-l'm great. Really great.

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-Are you going to the bonfire tonight?
-You know it.

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I was just saying to Shawn here...

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...l cannot wait to go to the bonfire
so l can hang out with....

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-Jennifer.
-Jennifer.

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-l'll see you tonight.
-Okay, Jennifer.

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-lt's not that hard a name to remember.
-l went out with her last semester.

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The name gets erased
to make room for new ones.

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-There's like 3000 kids at this school.
-Can't you just remember more names?

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I don't know how it works.
Talk to Tech Support.

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-There are my guys.
-Let's bet how many times...

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-...he says "shit." I say seven.
-No way, 1 0.

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-Hey, coach.
-Hey, coach.

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Shitheads think you're the shit?

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That you don't need
to pay attention out there?

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I'll kick the shit out of you.
You pumped for football camp?

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-l guess so.
-Yeah, two weeks without girls.

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-Who wouldn't be pumped?
-Don't mess with me, shit-dick.

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I am gonna push you like you've
never been pushed before.

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Your muscles will ache,
your head will throb.

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You'll shit blood out of holes
you never knew you had.

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At least we're gonna
be in Daytona Beach.

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No. Change it up this year.
Camp's gonna be in El Paso, Texas.

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Hotter than your shithole.

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We're gonna get
you shits conditioned.

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Bus leaves Monday
at 0-shit-hundred hours.

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-Which is?
-4:45 a.m.

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-Of course.
-The usual.

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Skip your morning shit
and get down here.

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Ten "shits," you win.
How do you always know?

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It's a gift. l'm not proud of it.

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Bye.

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Maybe I'll see you
sometime this summer.

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Don't be obvious.
He knows you like him.

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You guys coming
to my dad's after camp?

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-Hells, yeah. He gave it to you again?
-Nice.

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He figures if he lets
me have it one week...

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...l'll forgive him for not being there
when l need him.

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And guess what. He's right.

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Did you hear football camp's gonna
be in El Paso? How cool is that?

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We gonna be sweating, hallucinating,
our skin burning.

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Like being on shrooms,
but without girls to yell at us.

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"Where's the car? Where's the car?
I'm getting scared. Hold my purse."

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-Two weeks, Shawn. Two weeks.
-l know.

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Two weeks out of the best
years of our lives.

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Two weeks we're never
gonna get back, like, ever.

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I know.

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So are you guys psyched
for cheer camp or what?

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It's, like, all l think about.

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Know how Martin Luther King
had a dream? Well, I do too.

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To kick ass at cheer camp. And if
that makes me shallow, then fine.

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-Call me and Dr. King shallow.
-That doesn't make you shallow.

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That makes you real.

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We have got to do better
than last year.

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We could take a dump in our pants
and still do better than last year.

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-l'm just saying.
-But we're better this year.

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And if we work hard,
I think we have a real shot.

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I don't know.
There's 300 girls up there...

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...who want it just as much
as we do.

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-And who are much better than us.
-Three hundred girls.

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Who want it just as much as we do.

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And are much better than us.

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Tell you what, man,
that'd be the place to be.

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Instead of sweating our balls off
in the desert with Coach Shit-Shit.

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-So let's go.
-What?

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Let's go to cheer camp,
be cheerleaders.

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-Cheerleaders?
-Yes.

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Oh, my God.
Are you coming out to me?

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I'm so proud of you, man.

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And you know what,
I kind of always knew.

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Will you shut up. All right,
I'm too straight to be gay.

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I could suck knob
and still be straight.

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I could have one in my mouth
and two in each hand...

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-...and still win a straight award.
-All right.

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Which is why l wanna go
to cheer camp. Think.

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Three hundred hotties
we've never been with before.

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I wonder if they let guys
go to cheer camp.

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Name, name. Give me a name.

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-Carly. She's the captain.
-Hey, Carly.

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Yeah, l know, it's the most beautiful
name you've ever heard...

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...my eyes look like forever...

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...and you love every bone in my body,
especially yours.

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No, but that's good.
Mind if I use it?

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No, no. No lines.

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We wanted to wish you
luck at cheer camp.

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Sure, you do. l know your game.
No girl left unturned.

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-What?
-How dare you?

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No. We just see how hard
you ladies cheer out there...

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...and we really hope
that you do good.

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Yeah, do us proud, you know. Beat
the skirts off those 300 other girls.

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And guys? Are there guys there?
Do guys go?

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-What about guys?
-lt's a good question.

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There's girls and guys that go.
I don't know if guys--

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Yes. The good teams are all co-ed.

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That's interesting. l just didn't
know that. l was just pondering.

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Carly, come here. We're working on
a new mount Bianca came up with.

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-Yeah!
-Coming.

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I'm gonna walk away backwards,
so you guys don't talk about my ass.

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Man, she's got nice lumps.
Either one of us ever hit that?

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I don't think so. l think
she respects herself too much.

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Right.

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Who wants to deal with that drama?

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So, what do you think
about cheer camp?

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-What do you mean, what do l think?
-Let's go.

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-We're not cheerleaders.
-We're athletes, we can do anything.

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They don't just let anybody go.
You've gotta be part of a squad.

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Let's join a squad.
How hard can this be?

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A couple of flips, a pyramid.

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Rah, rah, black sheep

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Three hundred honeys
on our biscuits.

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-What about football camp?
-Screw football.

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The only reason we started playing
was to pull chicks.

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You can't honestly tell me you enjoy
running in blazing hot pads...

186
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...trying to catch a pass two seconds
before some 2000-pound mongoloid...

187
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-...crashes into your Nutter Butters.
-El Paso, here we come.

188
00:11:08,008 --> 00:11:10,384
Not if it comes to us first!

189
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Oh, shit.

190
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-l'm on fire.
-Mookie!

191
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-Water, water, water.
-l'll put you out.

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I'm a hero.

193
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Screw football. Let's go cheer.

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Shawny Shawn!

195
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We need to convince
the squad they need us.

196
00:11:28,153 --> 00:11:30,488
-Not gonna be easy.
-That's why we go to Poppy.

197
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-l wish there was another way.
-There's not.

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-But l wish there was.
-But there's not. We're here.

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-l wish we weren't.
-But we are.

200
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Hi, sis.

201
00:11:41,472 --> 00:11:43,265
Why am l looking at you? Speak.

202
00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:45,684
Poppy, you're getting so big now.
How old are you?

203
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I'm 60. Can we get past
the small talk?

204
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The only time you come to see me
is when you need something.

205
00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:53,942
What? Tug mags?

206
00:11:54,110 --> 00:11:55,902
Mike's Hard Lemonade?

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-Another ride to the clinic?
-Poppy.

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00:12:00,491 --> 00:12:04,161
No. We wanna go to that
cheerleading camp you're going to.

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00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:07,664
Since you're killing on the JV squad
and so advanced beyond your years...

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...we thought you'd get us
up to speed.

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00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:11,710
Hey, buddy,
you can piss on my face...

212
00:12:11,878 --> 00:12:13,420
...just don't tell me it's raining.

213
00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:17,174
You guys have been through
every girl at your school...

214
00:12:17,342 --> 00:12:19,426
...and you're looking
for fresh muff.

215
00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:22,137
Some itchy-itchy-nah-nah.
Wall-to-wall carpet.

216
00:12:22,305 --> 00:12:24,348
Okay, seriously, how old are you?

217
00:12:24,626 --> 00:12:27,670
Tell you what, I'll teach you
some basic cheerleader moves.

218
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High V's, low V's,
touchdown, baskets.

219
00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:33,175
Don't the guys just throw
the girls up and then catch them?

220
00:12:33,343 --> 00:12:36,971
Pretty much. But I'll let you practise
on me and tell you what they're called.

221
00:12:37,139 --> 00:12:39,181
In exchange, l get Shawn's room.

222
00:12:39,349 --> 00:12:40,516
-No.
-Done.

223
00:12:40,684 --> 00:12:42,059
Those are my terms.

224
00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,395
-We'll take them.
-Dude, l've got my own bathroom.

225
00:12:44,646 --> 00:12:47,523
Dude, after cheer camp, you won't
even need your own bathroom.

226
00:12:47,691 --> 00:12:49,317
What? What does that even mean?

227
00:12:49,484 --> 00:12:52,194
Poppy, you got yourself a deal.
Teach us, we go see Carly.

228
00:12:52,362 --> 00:12:54,280
-Wrong, Gossip Girl.
-What?

229
00:12:54,448 --> 00:12:57,366
Carly's not one of your humpety-hump
football groupies.

230
00:12:57,534 --> 00:13:00,619
She's too smart to buy that you guys
wanna be cheerleaders.

231
00:13:00,787 --> 00:13:02,163
Okay, so, what's the play?

232
00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:12,798
-Here she comes, here she comes.
-Go, go. Get up there.

233
00:13:13,383 --> 00:13:14,717
Oh, rats.

234
00:13:14,885 --> 00:13:17,553
-We got our Frisbee stuck.
-How are we gonna get it down?

235
00:13:17,721 --> 00:13:19,764
-Go space shuttle.
-That's what I'm thinking.

236
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,223
Good idea.

237
00:13:21,391 --> 00:13:23,225
-Ready?
-Okay.

238
00:13:23,393 --> 00:13:29,315
One, two, three, four, five, six
Seven, grab, drop, catch

239
00:13:31,485 --> 00:13:33,069
-Great job.
-Go, buddy.

240
00:13:33,236 --> 00:13:35,112
Do they always get
so excited like that?

241
00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,865
Haven't you ever seen them
do their touchdown dances?

242
00:13:38,033 --> 00:13:42,161
I mean, they flip all over the place.
You'd think they were cheerleaders.

243
00:13:42,329 --> 00:13:44,288
-No.
-You guys really like cheering?

244
00:13:44,456 --> 00:13:46,415
That wasn't cheering,
just goofing around.

245
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,584
You nailed a backward sponge
and go cradle.

246
00:13:48,752 --> 00:13:51,295
No. We threw my sister up in the air
to get our Frisbee.

247
00:13:51,463 --> 00:13:53,589
It was either that
or we get three ladders.

248
00:13:53,757 --> 00:13:54,757
Come on, guys.

249
00:13:54,925 --> 00:13:59,387
You love cheering. Don't run from it.
This is a safe place.

250
00:14:00,847 --> 00:14:03,432
We kind of do. It's so much
more athletic than football.

251
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,685
If it were up to us, we'd go
with you ladies to cheer camp.

252
00:14:06,853 --> 00:14:08,604
But we're football meatheads.

253
00:14:08,772 --> 00:14:11,315
We gotta march in lockstep
to what society expects.

254
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:14,110
Don't tell anyone, okay?
Totally ruin our rep.

255
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:16,278
-We'll catch you later.
-Have a good summer.

256
00:14:16,446 --> 00:14:18,447
We're gonna go watch
a Bears' game on TV.

257
00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:20,699
Go, Bears

258
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:35,548
I'm supposed to believe
the biggest jocks in school...

259
00:14:35,757 --> 00:14:37,883
...all along really wanted
to be cheerleaders?

260
00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:41,262
Don't get caught up in the lockstep
of society's expectations.

261
00:14:41,430 --> 00:14:43,347
They tossed Poppy
like 20 feet in the air.

262
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,808
Look, Carly,
we don't have any muscle.

263
00:14:45,976 --> 00:14:49,562
If you really wanna do better this year,
they're our only hope.

264
00:14:50,147 --> 00:14:52,982
Unless you guys wanna try steroids,
which l'm totally open to.

265
00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:57,278
-l'm just saying.
-l don't care. l don't trust those guys.

266
00:14:57,529 --> 00:14:59,822
They're not coming. l'm the captain.

267
00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:02,783
Miss Klingerhoff is the coach.
Let's see what she thinks.

268
00:15:05,328 --> 00:15:08,247
What a fantastic idea.

269
00:15:08,874 --> 00:15:12,668
It's exactly what this squad needs
to just push it over the top.

270
00:15:12,836 --> 00:15:15,337
But Miss Klingerhoff,
they have never done it before.

271
00:15:15,505 --> 00:15:20,468
They don't know any of our cheers,
and, come on, it's Nick and Shawn.

272
00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:22,595
Don't judge a book
by its cover, Carly.

273
00:15:22,804 --> 00:15:27,183
You never really know what a book
is about until you get to page 50.

274
00:15:27,350 --> 00:15:29,185
Fifty?

275
00:15:29,352 --> 00:15:33,022
-Wouldn't guess a page over 40.
-More like 35.

276
00:15:34,191 --> 00:15:35,191
My chickens.

277
00:15:36,443 --> 00:15:37,735
You come here, you.

278
00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:45,367
All right. One down, one to go.

279
00:15:45,535 --> 00:15:48,704
What are we gonna say to Coach
Shit-For-Words to get out of football?

280
00:15:48,872 --> 00:15:51,874
What every kid says to get out
of everything he doesn't wanna do.

281
00:15:54,294 --> 00:15:56,921
So not only do l find out yesterday
I'm adopted...

282
00:15:57,088 --> 00:16:00,090
...the people I've called mom and
dad are infertile impostors...

283
00:16:00,258 --> 00:16:03,385
...who bought me outside a meth clinic
for two boxes of Sudafed...

284
00:16:03,553 --> 00:16:05,888
...but l also get
this news dropped on me:

285
00:16:06,223 --> 00:16:08,724
My birth father, Bruce...

286
00:16:09,392 --> 00:16:12,269
...well, he needs a kidney
and l'm the only match.

287
00:16:12,479 --> 00:16:14,563
And apparently Bruce needs it stat.

288
00:16:15,232 --> 00:16:17,691
You need it stat, Bruce? Huh?

289
00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:20,611
I needed a father stat
instead of the stay-at-home dad...

290
00:16:20,779 --> 00:16:24,114
...who showers me with love every
day, this goddamn spermless liar!

291
00:16:25,575 --> 00:16:28,577
So now l gotta be at Kaiser
Permanente tomorrow at 6 a.m.

292
00:16:28,745 --> 00:16:32,164
I know. Bruce couldn't even afford
a real hospital.

293
00:16:32,374 --> 00:16:35,000
Managed care. It's ironic, huh?

294
00:16:35,585 --> 00:16:37,336
Never managed to care for me.

295
00:16:37,504 --> 00:16:39,421
You shitting me?

296
00:16:39,589 --> 00:16:41,674
Are you saying you can't go to camp?

297
00:16:41,841 --> 00:16:44,093
Yeah, but don't make me say it,
coach.

298
00:16:44,261 --> 00:16:48,597
Because it's eating me up inside.
It's eating me up.

299
00:16:50,684 --> 00:16:52,059
Shit!

300
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,480
-Cheer camp! Cheer camp!
-One, two.

301
00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:58,274
Cheer camp! One, two.

302
00:16:59,109 --> 00:17:01,652
You might have everyone else fooled,
but not me.

303
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,405
Well, if being a fool
for cheering is wrong...

304
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,782
...then l don't wanna be right.

305
00:17:06,950 --> 00:17:09,410
You might wanna dial back
your bullshit with her.

306
00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:10,869
She seems pretty with-it.

307
00:17:11,037 --> 00:17:13,247
That's a great note. Thanks.

308
00:17:18,044 --> 00:17:19,461
We're so psyched you're here.

309
00:17:19,629 --> 00:17:21,672
-Yeah, us too. Oh, yeah.
-Me too, yeah, yeah.

310
00:17:21,923 --> 00:17:23,007
Don't worry about Carly.

311
00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:25,217
-She's really into cheering.
-No worries.

312
00:17:25,385 --> 00:17:31,473
We are driving
We, we are driving

313
00:17:31,641 --> 00:17:38,397
We like driving
We, we like driving

314
00:17:38,565 --> 00:17:41,734
-We are eating
-We, we are eating

315
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:48,240
We are driving again
We are driving

316
00:17:48,408 --> 00:17:51,493
-How long does this go on for?
-The whole way.

317
00:17:51,661 --> 00:17:55,247
Just wait till their cycles match up.
You'll miss these days.

318
00:17:55,457 --> 00:17:57,333
We're gonna miss
Mookie's dad's house.

319
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,085
Oh, buddy, we are not missing
Mookie's dad's house.

320
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,046
Yeah.
This thing is three weeks long.

321
00:18:02,213 --> 00:18:06,342
Not for us, it isn't. We hook up
like maniacs, we bail in two.

322
00:18:07,844 --> 00:18:09,845
That's probably gonna piss
some people off.

323
00:18:10,013 --> 00:18:12,056
To make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.

324
00:18:12,223 --> 00:18:15,517
Grated cheese, slice some mushrooms,
salt, pepper, don't over-beat.

325
00:18:15,685 --> 00:18:24,026
We are driving again
We are driving

326
00:18:24,194 --> 00:18:25,319
Sorry.

327
00:18:25,487 --> 00:18:29,448
I should say so, handsy.
At least buy me dinner first.

328
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,158
Very funny.

329
00:18:33,995 --> 00:18:36,580
All right, now you're just
taking advantage of me.

330
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,045
We are here
We, we are here

331
00:18:45,298 --> 00:18:46,715
I think we made a big mistake.

332
00:18:46,883 --> 00:18:48,884
We may have screwed the pooch
on this one.

333
00:18:49,719 --> 00:18:52,221
Or maybe the pooch
is gonna screw us.

334
00:18:52,389 --> 00:18:54,890
Sweet Mary in a D-cup.

335
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:41,437
I think our bus crashed
and we're in heaven.

336
00:19:41,855 --> 00:19:43,689
No. We would've heard:

337
00:19:43,857 --> 00:19:47,568
"We are crashing
We, we are crashing"

338
00:19:48,445 --> 00:19:50,696
Let's go see how warm the water is.

339
00:19:50,864 --> 00:19:53,532
-Hi. Do I know you?
-l don't think so.

340
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:57,202
Well, l'm Nick. I'm new this year.
Maybe you could show me around.

341
00:19:57,370 --> 00:19:59,788
-Who's this?
-Nick. He's new this year.

342
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:02,166
This is Shawn, also new,
needs showing around.

343
00:20:02,333 --> 00:20:04,793
-lf it's not too much trouble.
-You gotta check in.

344
00:20:04,961 --> 00:20:06,044
Okay, coming.

345
00:20:06,212 --> 00:20:08,797
It was very nice meeting you.
Hope we see you around.

346
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:12,384
I'll put a bookmark between you.
That way we know where we left off.

347
00:20:17,599 --> 00:20:19,308
Hi. What squad are you on?

348
00:20:23,605 --> 00:20:27,357
Diora. l believe that's ltaliano
for "beautiful princess."

349
00:20:27,609 --> 00:20:28,817
-No.
-Well, it should be.

350
00:20:28,985 --> 00:20:31,695
-l'm calling the dictionary people.
-What squad are you on?

351
00:20:31,863 --> 00:20:33,322
The Tigers, Gerald R. Ford High.

352
00:20:33,490 --> 00:20:36,283
Below-average president,
above-average student body.

353
00:20:36,451 --> 00:20:38,660
So, what are you doing later?

354
00:20:38,828 --> 00:20:40,245
Not you.

355
00:20:40,872 --> 00:20:42,581
What about accents?
You like Aussies?

356
00:20:42,749 --> 00:20:44,166
You wanna wear my leather hat?

357
00:20:44,876 --> 00:20:48,670
Mascots, l'll be checking you in
in 1 0 minutes at the mascot table.

358
00:20:49,506 --> 00:20:52,508
-Why are you still here?
-You like canopy beds?

359
00:20:54,928 --> 00:20:58,055
The last bus from Bitchville
just pulled in.

360
00:21:01,142 --> 00:21:03,018
-Who's that?
-The Panthers.

361
00:21:03,186 --> 00:21:06,271
They always come in first
and they don't let anyone forget it.

362
00:21:08,399 --> 00:21:12,736
You guys came back.
I think that's so brave.

363
00:21:13,029 --> 00:21:15,447
I just hope one day
there's a special cheer camp...

364
00:21:15,657 --> 00:21:18,450
...where squads like yours
really have a shot.

365
00:21:18,575 --> 00:21:19,617
-Shut up.
-Truth hurts.

366
00:21:19,785 --> 00:21:22,286
-Your face is gonna hurt.
-Does your face hurt...

367
00:21:22,454 --> 00:21:25,748
-...when you stuff it with pie?
-You wish you had my body image.

368
00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:28,876
I'm healthy. Unlike you, Skeletor.

369
00:21:29,378 --> 00:21:31,295
We're a different team this year,
Gwyneth.

370
00:21:31,463 --> 00:21:34,048
Meet our new squad members.

371
00:21:34,216 --> 00:21:35,508
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.

372
00:21:35,676 --> 00:21:37,218
Hi. Great to meet you.

373
00:21:37,678 --> 00:21:42,139
So you got a little sausage
in your soup this year. BFD.

374
00:21:42,683 --> 00:21:45,476
-See you on the cheer field.
-lt's that big chunk of grass...

375
00:21:45,644 --> 00:21:47,270
...you come in last on, every year.

376
00:21:47,437 --> 00:21:49,230
Panthers out.

377
00:21:58,031 --> 00:21:59,365
Panthers out?

378
00:21:59,533 --> 00:22:01,117
What are they, a knife gang?

379
00:22:01,326 --> 00:22:04,036
-God, I hate them.
-l think they're kind of cool.

380
00:22:05,372 --> 00:22:06,956
I'm just saying.

381
00:22:16,149 --> 00:22:19,026
Hey. I'm Nick. This is Shawn.

382
00:22:19,736 --> 00:22:21,028
I'm Brewster.

383
00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:23,280
Not my real name.

384
00:22:23,448 --> 00:22:25,073
My parents named me Jack.

385
00:22:25,241 --> 00:22:29,745
Jack, so strong, so masculine.
We get it. You wanted a boy.

386
00:22:29,912 --> 00:22:33,707
My name's Jack. I punch bad guys,
and l kiss girls.

387
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,751
-Save it.
-Okay.

388
00:22:35,918 --> 00:22:40,380
Now, just a quick FY información,
I'm kind of a neat freak...

389
00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:45,552
...so we'll get along great if you
just keep your area clean.

390
00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:46,887
And by "area," you mean?

391
00:22:47,055 --> 00:22:49,014
-Your bunks.
-Okay.

392
00:22:49,182 --> 00:22:51,558
I can't stand clutter.
That's why we left Calcutta.

393
00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:54,561
Well, that and my dad
took a job with United Airlines.

394
00:22:54,729 --> 00:22:57,147
Your jobs aren't just
going over there, sailor.

395
00:22:57,315 --> 00:23:01,234
Some of us are coming over here.
The world is flat like a son of a bitch.

396
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:03,695
You're giving us a lot to process here.

397
00:23:05,239 --> 00:23:07,115
Hey, what's up, guys? l'm Adam.

398
00:23:07,283 --> 00:23:09,576
What's up, man?
Hey, I'm Nick. This is Shawn.

399
00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:11,578
Well, welcome, welcome.

400
00:23:11,746 --> 00:23:14,247
-ls that your girlfriend?
-Yeah.

401
00:23:14,916 --> 00:23:17,584
That's Jody. We've been cheering
together since we were 5.

402
00:23:18,753 --> 00:23:20,003
So you take this seriously?

403
00:23:20,171 --> 00:23:23,590
I wanna be the first in my family
to go to college on a cheer scholarship.

404
00:23:23,758 --> 00:23:26,134
Good luck, man.
I hope you break the cycle.

405
00:23:26,302 --> 00:23:27,469
-Thanks, man.
-Cool.

406
00:23:27,637 --> 00:23:28,679
What's up, Eagle?

407
00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:32,516
Mascots don't talk. They just gesture.

408
00:23:32,684 --> 00:23:35,727
-Even in their bunks?
-The whole time, baby girl.

409
00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:37,813
It's total immersion.

410
00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,023
Hey. Can someone
help me with my stuff?

411
00:23:40,233 --> 00:23:43,527
I got a huge bag of footballs,
beer, Xbox games.

412
00:23:43,695 --> 00:23:45,028
Let's get this party started.

413
00:23:45,238 --> 00:23:47,614
Finally, a kindred spirit.
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.

414
00:23:47,782 --> 00:23:49,825
-l'm Downey.
-What's up? Nice to meet you.

415
00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:53,120
Downey. Downey. All right,
so break it down for us.

416
00:23:53,287 --> 00:23:55,205
How great is this place?

417
00:23:55,373 --> 00:23:57,708
-lt's sick, dude.
-Sweet. Right there.

418
00:23:57,875 --> 00:24:01,211
The coaches are amazing. Your
cheering's gonna be off the charts.

419
00:24:01,379 --> 00:24:04,464
My cheering's gonna be off the charts.
I guess that's a good thing.

420
00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:06,883
What about the ladies?
Tell me about the ladies.

421
00:24:07,051 --> 00:24:09,177
Oh, yeah, totally.

422
00:24:11,139 --> 00:24:13,557
Their cheering gets better too.
They see real progress.

423
00:24:16,185 --> 00:24:17,227
What the...?

424
00:24:18,354 --> 00:24:22,983
Wow, look at them all, dude. ln rows.
It's like the hot-chick produce aisle.

425
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:24,568
I don't know where to start.

426
00:24:24,736 --> 00:24:27,362
Do we go from tall to short
or blond to redhead?

427
00:24:27,530 --> 00:24:29,573
Maybe just iPod-shuffle mode.

428
00:24:29,741 --> 00:24:32,993
This is why I'd never wanna
be president. Too many decisions.

429
00:24:33,161 --> 00:24:35,329
Don't worry,
I don't think that's in the cards.

430
00:24:35,496 --> 00:24:39,499
You say that now, but George W.
was a cheerleader at Yale.

431
00:24:39,667 --> 00:24:41,376
He never thought
he'd be president...

432
00:24:41,544 --> 00:24:44,838
...snorting coke through his skull and
bones at a New Haven titty bar.

433
00:24:45,006 --> 00:24:46,673
You just never know, Shawnzy.

434
00:24:46,841 --> 00:24:50,302
And that is what makes America great.
Any idiot can be president.

435
00:24:50,470 --> 00:24:56,140
-Let's hear some noise over here!
-Noise over here!

436
00:24:56,308 --> 00:25:01,187
-Are you fired up?
-We're fired up!

437
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:03,189
-How do you spell "fired up"?
-F-U!

438
00:25:03,357 --> 00:25:04,690
Not really.

439
00:25:04,858 --> 00:25:06,984
-How do you spell "fired up"?
-F-U!

440
00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:09,070
-What's that spell?
-Fired up!

441
00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:10,821
-Not really that way either.
-Nope.

442
00:25:10,989 --> 00:25:14,325
Damn straight. F-U.
You're at university now.

443
00:25:14,493 --> 00:25:16,202
-Fired Up University.
-This is awesome.

444
00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:19,705
Cheer college, my friends. None
of this high school stuff for you.

445
00:25:19,873 --> 00:25:23,709
You got three weeks. We're gonna
take it right to the top to F-U.

446
00:25:23,877 --> 00:25:26,003
-F-U!
-F-U!

447
00:25:28,215 --> 00:25:31,425
Howdy do? My name is Coach Keith.
I'm the skipper of this spirit ship.

448
00:25:31,593 --> 00:25:35,221
As many of you know, l was
the very first male cheerleader ever...

449
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:37,390
...to compete at the Nationals.

450
00:25:37,557 --> 00:25:39,433
I was born cheering.

451
00:25:39,601 --> 00:25:42,186
My mother swears
the first thing out of her what's-it...

452
00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:45,064
...was a little pair of baby hands
doing spirit fingers.

453
00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:50,444
That's a joke, but it really happened.

454
00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:53,489
It is now my absolute pleasure...

455
00:25:53,657 --> 00:25:55,741
...to introduce to you
your head counsellor...

456
00:25:55,909 --> 00:26:00,329
...and my super-sexy handsome wife,
Diora. Let's bring her out here.

457
00:26:05,586 --> 00:26:07,920
-What? Did he say wife?
-No, he couldn't have.

458
00:26:08,088 --> 00:26:09,130
Welcome, everyone.

459
00:26:09,339 --> 00:26:12,883
For the next three weeks, you'll train
with me and the other coaches...

460
00:26:13,051 --> 00:26:14,844
...and then compete in a tournament...

461
00:26:15,012 --> 00:26:18,431
...with the top teams going on
to the State Finals.

462
00:26:20,767 --> 00:26:23,936
So that would be the Panthers
and two other teams.

463
00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:28,441
-Oh, me, me, me.
-Yes, ma'am, right here.

464
00:26:28,609 --> 00:26:32,153
I heard that there was this really hard
move called the Fountain of Troy...

465
00:26:32,321 --> 00:26:34,113
...that some team did at the Worlds.

466
00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:35,448
Are we gonna learn that?

467
00:26:35,616 --> 00:26:38,618
Sure, l'll teach you
how to do the Fountain of Troy.

468
00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:42,788
Then l'll teach you
to put makeup on a bear!

469
00:26:43,290 --> 00:26:44,957
Absolutely not.

470
00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:48,794
Not only is that move nearly impossible
to execute, it's extremely dangerous.

471
00:26:49,004 --> 00:26:50,796
That move is prohibidado.

472
00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,049
-Prohibi-what?
-Prohibidado.

473
00:26:53,216 --> 00:26:57,887
And l say that in Spanish because
that's how exotic and not-allowed it is.

474
00:26:58,055 --> 00:27:00,806
You can't even say "Fountain of Troy"
at this cheer camp.

475
00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:03,392
-Go ahead and say it.
-Fountain of Tr--!

476
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:06,187
Stop it. What are you doing?
This isn't a game.

477
00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:07,980
I'm not playing around up here.

478
00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:09,315
Honey.

479
00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:12,943
It's just a joke.
First week of cheer camp.

480
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,570
Lighten things up.

481
00:27:14,738 --> 00:27:17,239
Have a good time.
Everybody say it, "Fountain of Troy."

482
00:27:17,407 --> 00:27:20,493
-Fountain of Tr--!
-Oh, my dear Lord! Oh, gosh, shut up!

483
00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:22,495
He's lost his mind.

484
00:27:22,663 --> 00:27:25,498
Stop it! Nobody does the
Fountain of Troy at this cheer camp.

485
00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:28,167
Now, let's all hit the bunks
and get a good night's sleep.

486
00:27:28,335 --> 00:27:29,585
Welcome to cheer camp.

487
00:27:41,764 --> 00:27:42,764
Hi.

488
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:47,644
Dibs, dibs. Dibs on the blond
with the butterfly tattoo.

489
00:27:47,812 --> 00:27:49,938
Dibs on that. l'd like that.
Tell me who it is.

490
00:27:50,106 --> 00:27:52,232
-This is Lanie Brown.
-Lanie Brown.

491
00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:55,610
She likes skiing, hip-hop, and playing
with her cat, Sir Pembleton.

492
00:27:55,778 --> 00:27:58,196
-Sir Pembleton? You serious?
-l know, l'm not kidding.

493
00:27:58,406 --> 00:28:00,615
I'm gonna write her name
in my book in no time.

494
00:28:00,783 --> 00:28:02,701
Can't believe you document
your conquests.

495
00:28:02,868 --> 00:28:05,120
Family owns a payroll company.
Love records.

496
00:28:05,287 --> 00:28:07,288
-lt's just weird.
-Tell it to our dog, FICA.

497
00:28:07,456 --> 00:28:08,623
Oh, hey, Carly.

498
00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,125
What's up, Tigers?

499
00:28:10,501 --> 00:28:12,127
-Hey.
-Going to take a shower?

500
00:28:12,294 --> 00:28:14,838
Yeah. l had my hand
in some kid's mouth this morning.

501
00:28:15,089 --> 00:28:17,716
Good idea. l know where it's been.

502
00:28:17,883 --> 00:28:20,719
And if l don't get some
flesh-eating virus from that...

503
00:28:20,886 --> 00:28:23,138
...l probably will
after I take a shower barefoot.

504
00:28:23,347 --> 00:28:25,974
-l forgot to pack my flip-flops.
-Sucks! See you later.

505
00:28:26,142 --> 00:28:27,767
Oh, here. Take mine.

506
00:28:29,645 --> 00:28:31,479
-l brought two pair.
-Really?

507
00:28:31,647 --> 00:28:34,232
Yeah. No problem.
We're teammates.

508
00:28:34,817 --> 00:28:35,859
Thanks.

509
00:28:39,238 --> 00:28:41,489
-Bye.
-See you later.

510
00:28:42,491 --> 00:28:46,369
Bro, what did I tell you? No hooking
up with girls from our school.

511
00:28:46,537 --> 00:28:48,663
-l was just being nice.
-l don't care, man.

512
00:28:48,831 --> 00:28:50,165
You know where nice leads.

513
00:28:50,332 --> 00:28:52,459
Do not poop where you eat,
remember?

514
00:28:52,668 --> 00:28:56,796
That's why there are no
restaurants called The Bathroom.

515
00:28:57,381 --> 00:28:59,632
There are bathrooms at restaurants.

516
00:29:00,176 --> 00:29:01,760
I was using a metaphor, Shawn.

517
00:29:01,969 --> 00:29:05,805
It is crazy that people think
that you're the smart one.

518
00:29:06,807 --> 00:29:08,391
What's up, ladies?

519
00:29:08,559 --> 00:29:09,851
Hi.

520
00:29:10,019 --> 00:29:13,104
You wanna borrow some flip-flops?
All right, see you later.

521
00:29:18,110 --> 00:29:21,029
Welcome to day one, everybody.
Let's start with a warm-up run.

522
00:29:21,322 --> 00:29:25,033
God, she's such a fox. l guarantee
I'm gonna tap that before we leave.

523
00:29:25,493 --> 00:29:28,036
Dude, she's married,
and like 30 years old.

524
00:29:28,204 --> 00:29:31,372
That's just how I like them:
ancient and regretful.

525
00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:33,666
Yeah. Take it easy on the Dove bars.

526
00:29:33,834 --> 00:29:34,751
-Ready, Shawnzy?
-Sure am, Nicholai.

527
00:29:35,795 --> 00:29:36,920
New guys, move them.

528
00:29:41,133 --> 00:29:43,760
I always knew there was
something else I should be doing.

529
00:29:43,928 --> 00:29:46,429
You know,
like there was something more.

530
00:29:47,348 --> 00:29:49,265
Something more inside me.

531
00:29:49,433 --> 00:29:52,477
I guess you could say
I had a cheer waiting to get out.

532
00:29:54,188 --> 00:29:57,190
And now, well, l live to cheer.

533
00:29:58,484 --> 00:30:01,486
And l cheer to live.

534
00:30:07,118 --> 00:30:08,993
I looked that little kitten
in the eyes...

535
00:30:09,161 --> 00:30:10,912
...and l knew I had to take her home.

536
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:15,500
And now, Sniffles,
that's who l tell my secrets to.

537
00:30:15,668 --> 00:30:17,585
My grandmother was a cheerleader.

538
00:30:17,753 --> 00:30:19,838
It was what she loved most
in the world.

539
00:30:20,214 --> 00:30:25,343
So when she died, l just
picked up the family pom-poms.

540
00:30:25,511 --> 00:30:28,805
This is weird.
I don't usually open up like this.

541
00:30:28,973 --> 00:30:32,642
It's weird.
I don't usually open up like this.

542
00:30:58,210 --> 00:31:00,170
Tigers!

543
00:31:00,796 --> 00:31:02,797
I love every bone in your body.

544
00:31:02,965 --> 00:31:05,049
Especially mine...?

545
00:31:28,657 --> 00:31:29,782
Tigers!

546
00:31:42,963 --> 00:31:46,549
Tigers can't be beat
Get up on your feet

547
00:31:46,717 --> 00:31:48,301
Tigers can't be beat

548
00:31:48,469 --> 00:31:51,346
Is it my imagination, or do they
not completely, totally suck?

549
00:31:51,514 --> 00:31:53,306
It's your imagination.

550
00:31:53,474 --> 00:31:55,350
Now go imagine me
a bottle of water.

551
00:31:56,268 --> 00:31:57,852
Tigers!

552
00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:09,070
The French say a day moon brings
good luck to whoever sees it.

553
00:32:09,238 --> 00:32:11,239
They also say 8-year-olds
should drink wine.

554
00:32:11,407 --> 00:32:15,076
And if it's a crescent moon,
it'll bring good luck for a week.

555
00:32:16,036 --> 00:32:17,412
What is it now?

556
00:32:17,580 --> 00:32:21,332
I'm jogging with the captain of the best
squad, so I'd say it's pretty crescent.

557
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,251
-Race you.
-Cheering isn't a race.

558
00:32:23,419 --> 00:32:26,379
-This isn't football.
-There's a competition at the end.

559
00:32:26,547 --> 00:32:28,590
Yeah, you're right.
On your mark, get set....

560
00:32:29,842 --> 00:32:31,801
Oh, she cheats. I like it.

561
00:32:31,969 --> 00:32:33,136
Zucchini?

562
00:32:34,013 --> 00:32:36,890
Leafy greens? Kale? Jicama?

563
00:32:37,099 --> 00:32:38,141
And sprouts?

564
00:32:38,309 --> 00:32:40,643
That's the only thing
that sucks about cheer camp.

565
00:32:40,811 --> 00:32:42,562
The sacrifices
I make for ass.

566
00:32:42,813 --> 00:32:45,732
Remember when l pretended to
be into Nickelback for that chick?

567
00:32:45,900 --> 00:32:48,860
-God, they suck.
-So did she. Up top.

568
00:32:49,028 --> 00:32:52,697
Dude, I am not gonna high-five you
for a beejer you got a year ago.

569
00:32:53,157 --> 00:32:54,824
That doesn't count. No.

570
00:32:55,993 --> 00:32:57,368
-Poppy.
-Hi, sis.

571
00:32:57,536 --> 00:32:59,204
Guys looking to go off-menu?

572
00:32:59,371 --> 00:33:02,499
I got Kit Kats, Snickers,
and German sweet tarts.

573
00:33:03,125 --> 00:33:05,043
Wipes out the taste
of every other candy.

574
00:33:07,505 --> 00:33:09,339
I'll take everything you got.

575
00:33:09,673 --> 00:33:12,717
Not here, Shawshank.
The screws are watching.

576
00:33:12,885 --> 00:33:15,720
Put it in the sycamore tree
out back.

577
00:33:16,472 --> 00:33:18,848
-Where's our candy gonna be?
-Check your pockets.

578
00:33:23,395 --> 00:33:26,189
I know. She's got the shine.

579
00:33:31,278 --> 00:33:33,530
Oh, my God, this is so good.

580
00:33:34,365 --> 00:33:35,406
Yeah, it is.

581
00:33:37,243 --> 00:33:43,373
Diora!

582
00:33:44,708 --> 00:33:45,750
God, it is you.

583
00:33:45,918 --> 00:33:47,794
The way the moonlight
caught your cheek...

584
00:33:47,962 --> 00:33:50,296
...for a second there,
I thought you were an angel.

585
00:33:50,464 --> 00:33:52,465
Nope, just the head
counsellor who decides...

586
00:33:52,633 --> 00:33:55,051
...whether or not to make you
run laps all tomorrow.

587
00:33:56,595 --> 00:33:58,471
God, I love it, huh?

588
00:33:58,681 --> 00:34:01,808
A little back and forth, witty repartee,
Hepburn and Tracy.

589
00:34:01,976 --> 00:34:03,977
I'm not 1 6, kiddo.
Run along and play.

590
00:34:04,228 --> 00:34:06,437
Still with the witty repartee,
that's terrific.

591
00:34:06,605 --> 00:34:10,024
-You win this round, Miss Tracy.
-Hepburn was the girl.

592
00:34:10,192 --> 00:34:11,985
Ding, ding. Knockout.

593
00:34:15,573 --> 00:34:18,074
It shouldn't be this hard,
she's like 1 00 years old.

594
00:34:18,451 --> 00:34:22,078
-Shawn. Got a second?
-Yeah. Sure.

595
00:34:23,164 --> 00:34:25,790
Some of the girls have been
talking about you and Nick.

596
00:34:25,958 --> 00:34:28,042
Don't believe anything anyone says.

597
00:34:28,210 --> 00:34:31,588
They've been saying they think this is
the best the team has ever been.

598
00:34:32,173 --> 00:34:34,048
Well, that you can believe.

599
00:34:34,216 --> 00:34:36,926
I just wanted to say thanks.

600
00:34:37,303 --> 00:34:39,429
You guys have been a big help.

601
00:34:40,264 --> 00:34:41,765
Especially you.

602
00:34:43,476 --> 00:34:44,809
Thanks.

603
00:34:44,977 --> 00:34:48,480
It's nice to know that when l get tossed,
you're gonna be there to catch me.

604
00:34:48,647 --> 00:34:50,565
I mean, not that Bianca wasn't good.

605
00:34:50,733 --> 00:34:54,444
It's just, l don't know. You feel right.

606
00:34:54,612 --> 00:34:56,780
I like it too.
You're like a home-run ball.

607
00:34:56,947 --> 00:35:00,784
Fifteen-inch brown trout.
A mild cold. Double feature.

608
00:35:00,951 --> 00:35:02,952
I get it. Things that you catch.
Shut up.

609
00:35:03,454 --> 00:35:04,621
I know at the beginning...

610
00:35:04,789 --> 00:35:07,582
...l may have been against
you two joining the squad--

611
00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:10,126
I believe you called us
"godless douche-monsters."

612
00:35:10,294 --> 00:35:12,128
It was "soulless beav-wranglers."

613
00:35:12,296 --> 00:35:15,131
Well, that's better.
I totally misunderstood you.

614
00:35:15,299 --> 00:35:16,633
I'm trying to apologise here.

615
00:35:16,801 --> 00:35:19,052
No need. And accepted.

616
00:35:22,973 --> 00:35:24,516
Hey.

617
00:35:25,476 --> 00:35:28,978
You'd think as a cheerleader
I would be a little more graceful.

618
00:35:30,022 --> 00:35:33,441
I like you clumsy.
It's like l'm looking behind the curtain.

619
00:35:35,903 --> 00:35:37,028
Babe.

620
00:35:38,823 --> 00:35:42,826
Rick.

621
00:35:45,079 --> 00:35:47,497
-Who's the face-eater?
-Guys, come meet my boyfriend.

622
00:35:49,166 --> 00:35:52,418
-What is with that car?
-Maybe he won an LPGA tournament.

623
00:35:59,827 --> 00:36:01,119
I missed you.

624
00:36:01,287 --> 00:36:03,455
Me too. Definitely.

625
00:36:03,623 --> 00:36:05,498
Guys, this is my boyfriend.

626
00:36:05,666 --> 00:36:08,835
-Pre-fiancé, actually.
-These are the guys l told you about.

627
00:36:09,003 --> 00:36:11,838
-Nick and Shawn.
-What's up, guys? I'm Dr. Rick.

628
00:36:14,175 --> 00:36:15,216
Really?

629
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:17,844
Pound?

630
00:36:18,012 --> 00:36:20,096
Aren't you a little young
to be a doctor?

631
00:36:20,264 --> 00:36:22,515
-He's pre-med.
-Then why call yourself "doctor"?

632
00:36:22,683 --> 00:36:24,142
Why put off the inevitable?

633
00:36:26,187 --> 00:36:28,188
You should get
that mole checked out.

634
00:36:28,356 --> 00:36:32,025
I'd do it myself,
but I don't have my bag on me.

635
00:36:32,860 --> 00:36:34,319
Your book bag?

636
00:36:34,487 --> 00:36:37,739
-How'd you two crazy kids meet, Rick?
-lt's a funny story, actually.

637
00:36:37,949 --> 00:36:41,868
Our parents knew each other from
way back, and they introduced us.

638
00:36:45,706 --> 00:36:49,668
Not that funny a story. Not really
even a story. Just like a fact.

639
00:36:50,002 --> 00:36:52,170
We've been going out
since I was a sophomore.

640
00:36:52,380 --> 00:36:56,216
We should hit it, Carly. l told the guys
we'd be done dinner in 45.

641
00:36:56,467 --> 00:36:59,719
-The guys are with you?
-lt was a long-ass drive, babe.

642
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:03,014
You didn't want me falling asleep
at the wheel, did you?

643
00:37:03,100 --> 00:37:04,684
No, I'm glad you made it.

644
00:37:04,852 --> 00:37:08,146
Yeah, you're glad.
I got a rezzy at Red Lobster.

645
00:37:08,314 --> 00:37:11,399
We've got a booth in the back
behind a plant...

646
00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:14,611
...so no one can see how much
we're all-you-can-eating.

647
00:37:15,154 --> 00:37:17,364
If you know what l'm saying, boys.

648
00:37:18,699 --> 00:37:21,117
Okay. Oh, Shawn.
I have something for you.

649
00:37:26,749 --> 00:37:28,542
Sweet deal you kids
got going on here.

650
00:37:28,709 --> 00:37:30,460
Wish I could hang out,
play all summer.

651
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,839
I'm just a little busy
picking my speciality.

652
00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:36,132
Speciality? You're a freshman.

653
00:37:36,300 --> 00:37:39,094
Your speciality should be putting a cow
in the dean's office.

654
00:37:39,262 --> 00:37:41,513
Animal House reference. Love it!

655
00:37:44,974 --> 00:37:47,559
My mom sent mine,
so l don't need yours anymore.

656
00:37:47,727 --> 00:37:49,436
-Thanks.
-Sure.

657
00:37:50,939 --> 00:37:55,442
And, chief. Next time, if my girl needs
something, she can borrow it from me.

658
00:37:55,777 --> 00:37:58,570
Rick, he was just being nice.

659
00:37:58,738 --> 00:38:01,281
Those feet look pretty small.
What are they, a seven?

660
00:38:01,449 --> 00:38:03,033
Ten and a half, papo.

661
00:38:03,952 --> 00:38:06,119
Eleven in Crocs.

662
00:38:14,337 --> 00:38:17,464
What's the name of that girl
who was 5'7", blond hair, blue eyes?

663
00:38:17,632 --> 00:38:19,800
She's like a dragon.
Reminds me of Christmas.

664
00:38:20,969 --> 00:38:24,513
It's Carols, Care-holes, Car--
Caroline. Caroline.

665
00:38:24,764 --> 00:38:26,723
I'm running out of ink.
You got a pen?

666
00:38:26,975 --> 00:38:28,308
Mopey, I'm talking to you here.

667
00:38:28,476 --> 00:38:31,186
You been sitting out here staring
into space for two hours.

668
00:38:31,354 --> 00:38:34,147
-lt's been five minutes.
-Really? That was five minutes?

669
00:38:34,315 --> 00:38:37,317
Guess l really do suck in bed.

670
00:38:37,819 --> 00:38:40,487
Get it? Like I think I'm Sting,
and in all reality...

671
00:38:40,655 --> 00:38:44,116
...l'm like Chad Michael Murray
douching it out in five minutes.

672
00:38:44,284 --> 00:38:45,659
-What's wrong?
-Nothing.

673
00:38:45,827 --> 00:38:47,619
-Come on, tell me.
-lt's nothing.

674
00:38:47,787 --> 00:38:48,912
-Tell me.
-lt's nothing.

675
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,291
Tell me. Tell me, tell me, tell me....

676
00:38:52,458 --> 00:38:53,792
-Nick.
-Sorry.

677
00:38:54,502 --> 00:38:56,795
-Tell me?
-Carly's boyfriend's a real schwanz.

678
00:38:56,963 --> 00:38:59,506
Dude, you like her. l knew it.
I knew you liked her.

679
00:38:59,674 --> 00:39:01,383
-So? It's no big deal.
-No big deal?

680
00:39:01,551 --> 00:39:03,844
She's on our squad.
You're gonna ruin everything.

681
00:39:04,012 --> 00:39:07,681
Why you gotta do this, huh? Why you
gotta take a leak all over my dreams?

682
00:39:07,849 --> 00:39:09,933
Why you lay a hot toddy
all over my hopes?

683
00:39:10,101 --> 00:39:12,644
-You're being a little dramatic.
-Well, l have never.

684
00:39:12,854 --> 00:39:15,230
What makes this girl so great, bro?

685
00:39:15,398 --> 00:39:18,483
Yeah. What makes this girl
so great, bro?

686
00:39:18,651 --> 00:39:20,235
There's just something about her.

687
00:39:20,403 --> 00:39:21,486
You know when she bumped into me
on the bus?

688
00:39:23,031 --> 00:39:27,909
Or when l saw her reading that book.
That she orders pudding for dessert.

689
00:39:28,077 --> 00:39:30,912
Okay, now you're just listing things
that people do.

690
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,706
No, I'm not.

691
00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:36,168
-Sometimes she writes with a pencil.
-So much worse than I thought.

692
00:39:36,628 --> 00:39:37,919
You're really into this girl.

693
00:39:38,087 --> 00:39:39,421
-No, I'm not.
-Yes, you are.

694
00:39:39,589 --> 00:39:41,632
Why is she with that knob-rocket?

695
00:39:41,799 --> 00:39:44,676
Enough already. You're even
depressing me, and I'm a Virgo.

696
00:39:44,844 --> 00:39:47,012
We have got to cheer you up.

697
00:39:47,513 --> 00:39:49,598
I'm two steps ahead of you, my man.

698
00:39:49,766 --> 00:39:52,017
All right, gentlemen, saddle up.

699
00:39:53,645 --> 00:39:55,771
Listen, ladies,
I couldn't help but notice...

700
00:39:55,938 --> 00:39:58,273
...you were practising your lifts
on dry ground.

701
00:39:58,441 --> 00:40:00,150
Well, where else
would we practise?

702
00:40:00,401 --> 00:40:05,280
The pond. That's where the top teams
do. Water resistance, better training.

703
00:40:05,448 --> 00:40:07,407
Why do you think octopuses
have skinny arms?

704
00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,117
That sounds like a good idea.

705
00:40:09,327 --> 00:40:12,162
We can't. Our swimsuits are
all the way back at the bunks.

706
00:40:13,122 --> 00:40:16,375
We could just go in our underwear.
I mean, that's all swimsuits are.

707
00:40:16,542 --> 00:40:19,336
It's gonna be dark soon anyway,
so no one would see us.

708
00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:23,256
I never thought about it like that,
but I guess you're right.

709
00:40:23,424 --> 00:40:25,967
Look at that. We're all here
thinking inside the box...

710
00:40:26,135 --> 00:40:28,387
...and you're outside
playing a game of "What lf?"

711
00:40:28,554 --> 00:40:31,932
Gorgeous and brilliant.
The triple threat.

712
00:40:32,642 --> 00:40:35,102
And we're off. Gentlemen, ladies.

713
00:40:35,812 --> 00:40:38,689
Adam, you've done enough
working out. Let's go.

714
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:44,277
Oh, there it is.

715
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:49,950
I am so excited.

716
00:40:50,118 --> 00:40:52,911
I have not been skinny dipping
since Indian Scouts.

717
00:40:54,205 --> 00:40:55,831
Nobody look.

718
00:40:56,708 --> 00:40:58,333
Windmill.

719
00:40:58,501 --> 00:41:01,420
We're leaving our underwear on.
We talked about this, remember?

720
00:41:01,587 --> 00:41:03,213
You talked. I listened.

721
00:41:04,382 --> 00:41:08,802
Paint the fence. Cutting the cake.
Hangman's noose. Hangman's noose.

722
00:41:08,970 --> 00:41:10,554
Incoming.

723
00:41:20,273 --> 00:41:25,360
Misjudged the depth.
It's all good. Learn from me.

724
00:41:59,937 --> 00:42:01,229
This feels great.

725
00:42:01,397 --> 00:42:03,565
It's the water resistance.
It helps strengthen.

726
00:42:03,733 --> 00:42:05,817
It's twice the compound,
half the measure...

727
00:42:05,985 --> 00:42:09,821
-...and if you equivalate that to--
-Nick. Enough of that.

728
00:42:09,989 --> 00:42:12,157
-Enough of what?
-Drop the game.

729
00:42:12,325 --> 00:42:15,786
There are 300 girls at this camp
and only four straight guys.

730
00:42:15,953 --> 00:42:18,955
It's no mystery why you're ripping
through the place. So come on.

731
00:42:22,418 --> 00:42:23,919
Come on.

732
00:42:24,921 --> 00:42:26,379
Tick tock.

733
00:42:28,132 --> 00:42:30,300
Oh, all right.

734
00:42:37,308 --> 00:42:38,809
You're next.

735
00:42:40,728 --> 00:42:41,937
Ladies.

736
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,822
-Where are our clothes?
-We left them right here.

737
00:42:51,989 --> 00:42:54,950
I know. That's why I'm saying,
"Where are our clothes?"

738
00:42:55,159 --> 00:42:59,079
I'm blazing a trail. l'm blazing a trail.

739
00:42:59,247 --> 00:43:00,664
See you guys.

740
00:43:00,832 --> 00:43:03,000
-Okay, have a great Thanksgiving.
-What?

741
00:43:03,167 --> 00:43:04,251
I don't know, l'm cold.

742
00:43:07,755 --> 00:43:10,048
-l'm cold and l'm flailing.
-l know, l know.

743
00:43:10,216 --> 00:43:11,550
How are you not flailing?

744
00:43:11,718 --> 00:43:13,927
I'm flailing. l, too, am also flailing.

745
00:43:14,178 --> 00:43:17,222
-So how was she?
-How was who?

746
00:43:17,390 --> 00:43:20,017
-The blond you were making time with.
-l wasn't.

747
00:43:20,184 --> 00:43:23,395
We just talked. She's really nice.
Her grandmother's from Cincinnati.

748
00:43:23,646 --> 00:43:25,731
She helped me on
my crossover basket launches.

749
00:43:25,898 --> 00:43:28,025
I can't believe how high
my extensions are.

750
00:43:28,192 --> 00:43:30,152
I don't know who you are anymore.

751
00:43:30,862 --> 00:43:32,863
Boys.

752
00:43:33,031 --> 00:43:35,198
What are you doing?
It's way past curfew.

753
00:43:35,366 --> 00:43:36,533
We were just....

754
00:43:38,536 --> 00:43:40,328
practising.

755
00:43:41,372 --> 00:43:42,706
-Yeah.
-Al dente?

756
00:43:43,082 --> 00:43:46,543
Yeah. We like to do cheers in the nude
so that they really sink in.

757
00:43:46,711 --> 00:43:49,546
That way our bodies learn it
as well as our minds.

758
00:43:50,465 --> 00:43:53,133
That's very Alvin Ailey of you.
I like it.

759
00:43:53,301 --> 00:43:56,053
-Proceed.
-Proceed with what, running away?

760
00:43:56,220 --> 00:43:58,055
No, with the cheer, you goose.

761
00:43:58,222 --> 00:44:01,558
Don't you wanna wait for
another coach? Or a witness?

762
00:44:01,726 --> 00:44:02,893
Five, six, seven, eight.

763
00:44:03,102 --> 00:44:04,311
-Ready?
-Okay.

764
00:44:04,479 --> 00:44:05,771
Hey, Tigers!

765
00:44:05,938 --> 00:44:07,272
-Yeah?
-Hey, Tigers!

766
00:44:07,440 --> 00:44:11,151
Yeah? What do we like to eat?
Panther meat

767
00:44:11,319 --> 00:44:12,903
I said, hey, Tigers!

768
00:44:13,071 --> 00:44:14,571
-Yeah?
-Hey, Tigers!

769
00:44:14,739 --> 00:44:18,200
Yeah? What do we like to do?
Defeat

770
00:44:18,701 --> 00:44:20,827
-Dude, your crankshaft.
-Two.

771
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,789
Orange, black and white unite

772
00:44:23,956 --> 00:44:26,458
Tigers, Tigers, fight, fight, fight!

773
00:44:26,626 --> 00:44:28,335
Tailpipe.

774
00:44:30,379 --> 00:44:32,464
Your counts are off,
your spacing is insane...

775
00:44:32,632 --> 00:44:35,300
...and your moves sloppier
than a kiss from a midshipman.

776
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:38,345
-What?
-Take it from the top. Positions.

777
00:44:38,846 --> 00:44:40,180
Parallel positions!

778
00:44:40,348 --> 00:44:42,182
Five, six, seven, eight.

779
00:44:42,350 --> 00:44:49,439
Go bananas
Go, go bananas

780
00:44:52,276 --> 00:44:54,277
You can put me down now.

781
00:44:54,445 --> 00:44:55,821
Oh, can l?

782
00:44:56,739 --> 00:44:57,989
You jerk.

783
00:44:58,699 --> 00:44:59,741
Jack-knocker.

784
00:44:59,909 --> 00:45:01,535
Oh, look.

785
00:45:01,702 --> 00:45:04,454
-What are they doing?
-lt's the Fountain of Troy.

786
00:45:04,622 --> 00:45:06,623
I thought that move
was prohibidimabido.

787
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:11,378
-My face!
-lt's okay, it's okay.

788
00:45:11,546 --> 00:45:13,672
What'd I tell you about
that Fountain of Troy?

789
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:15,465
Look, you broke her face.

790
00:45:15,633 --> 00:45:16,842
Almost in half.

791
00:45:17,093 --> 00:45:18,927
Where am l gonna get another one
of those this late in the day?

792
00:45:19,095 --> 00:45:20,971
Someone call a doctor!

793
00:45:21,139 --> 00:45:22,472
Damn, l wish Rick were here.

794
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,559
Why, so he could ask someone
to call a doctor?

795
00:45:27,061 --> 00:45:29,146
Ever been to
a cheerleading competition?

796
00:45:29,313 --> 00:45:31,273
Oh, you mean like a football game?

797
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:34,401
No, not a game.
Those are like practises for us.

798
00:45:34,569 --> 00:45:36,570
I'm talking about a tournament.

799
00:45:36,737 --> 00:45:40,615
ESPN cameras all around. Hundreds
of people in crowds cheering.

800
00:45:40,783 --> 00:45:43,577
Wait.
People cheering cheerleaders?

801
00:45:46,164 --> 00:45:48,206
You should be in the movies.

802
00:45:48,416 --> 00:45:51,668
You're hotter than all of these
cheerleaders rolled together.

803
00:45:52,503 --> 00:45:55,005
Cheerleaders rolled together.

804
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:58,925
I gotta take a Louis Leakey.

805
00:45:59,093 --> 00:46:03,013
Listen, you, don't get any cuter
while l'm gone. I'm serious.

806
00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:06,433
And let me give you a little tip
from a cheerleader.

807
00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:10,103
Be aggressive
B-E aggressive

808
00:46:11,981 --> 00:46:15,192
Where's that Jesse Bradford boy?
I love him. No, seriously.

809
00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:17,068
Seriously. l love him.

810
00:46:20,448 --> 00:46:21,907
I gotta be honest with you, man.

811
00:46:22,074 --> 00:46:24,409
I don't think l'm into
all this hooking up anymore.

812
00:46:24,577 --> 00:46:27,245
-lt feels wrong.
-Yeah, it's supposed to feel wrong.

813
00:46:27,413 --> 00:46:29,039
No, I mean, I feel guilty.

814
00:46:29,207 --> 00:46:32,000
I don't know what you're saying.
Milty? Wilty?

815
00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,376
Something's not right.

816
00:46:33,544 --> 00:46:36,338
-Tilty?
-l've never felt this way before.

817
00:46:37,173 --> 00:46:38,215
Maquilty?

818
00:46:43,137 --> 00:46:44,804
Is that Dr. Rick?

819
00:46:48,184 --> 00:46:49,976
Awesome song.

820
00:46:50,770 --> 00:46:54,856
Dude, these local chicks are so easy.
It's like banging fish in a barrel.

821
00:46:55,024 --> 00:46:58,735
That Gina was a freak. l've got
bite marks all over my badonkadonk.

822
00:46:59,112 --> 00:47:01,697
Or was that Aubrey?
Whichever one smells like lavender.

823
00:47:01,864 --> 00:47:03,198
I got that stuff all over me.

824
00:47:03,366 --> 00:47:05,909
One of you smell my rod,
will you?

825
00:47:06,077 --> 00:47:07,703
Jesus. This guy's a dick.

826
00:47:07,870 --> 00:47:10,497
I don't get why you came here.
You don't even like Carly.

827
00:47:10,665 --> 00:47:13,041
I told you, man.
Our parents are old friends...

828
00:47:13,209 --> 00:47:16,586
...which means they approve of her,
they give me anything l want...

829
00:47:16,754 --> 00:47:19,840
...including this sick
3-series Beemer, with nav...

830
00:47:20,008 --> 00:47:21,925
...that drove your fat ass up here.

831
00:47:22,093 --> 00:47:23,427
Rock it.

832
00:47:24,012 --> 00:47:25,846
Why you gotta take a shot
at my weight?

833
00:47:26,014 --> 00:47:27,347
You know I'm working on it.

834
00:47:27,557 --> 00:47:28,598
He's just using her.

835
00:47:28,808 --> 00:47:32,519
And he likes to get bit in
the badonkadonk, that sick bastard.

836
00:47:32,687 --> 00:47:33,729
I gotta tell her.

837
00:47:33,896 --> 00:47:37,107
-Yeah, no, buddy. Don't tell her.
-No, I have to.

838
00:47:37,316 --> 00:47:38,608
No, no, you really don't.

839
00:47:38,776 --> 00:47:39,901
Yeah, l kind of do.

840
00:47:40,069 --> 00:47:44,072
It's pretty obvious that you're gonna
go against everything I stand for...

841
00:47:44,240 --> 00:47:48,910
...and poop where you eat, so at least
let me help you take that poop, okay?

842
00:47:49,078 --> 00:47:51,038
Trust me, bro, don't tell her.

843
00:47:51,205 --> 00:47:53,915
Why? She needs to find out
what kind of guy he really is.

844
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:57,961
If you tell her, you'll be the guy who
told her her boyfriend is cheating.

845
00:47:58,129 --> 00:48:01,381
-Yeah?
-Bro, that's all you're ever gonna be.

846
00:48:01,549 --> 00:48:03,967
Best-case scenario,
she looks at you as a girlfriend.

847
00:48:04,135 --> 00:48:07,637
Worst-case scenario, she's pissed
at you for poking in her business.

848
00:48:07,847 --> 00:48:09,973
Either way, you're not poking
in her business.

849
00:48:11,059 --> 00:48:12,100
You marinate with that.

850
00:48:15,772 --> 00:48:18,190
-l hear you. That's good advice.
-lt is good advice.

851
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:20,233
-Thanks.
-That's what friends are for.

852
00:48:20,401 --> 00:48:21,568
-Are you good?
-l'm good.

853
00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:22,778
Carly!

854
00:48:23,571 --> 00:48:26,448
Hey, Carly. There's something
I have to tell you. Carly!

855
00:48:27,450 --> 00:48:29,367
I was wondering where you were.

856
00:48:29,535 --> 00:48:32,704
I was looking for you too.
But you go first. What's up?

857
00:48:32,872 --> 00:48:35,499
I was just wondering
about the moon.

858
00:48:35,666 --> 00:48:39,753
I mean, is it still crescent
or a half-moon?

859
00:48:39,921 --> 00:48:41,630
What the French
have to say about it?

860
00:48:43,257 --> 00:48:44,299
I'm an idiot.

861
00:48:44,467 --> 00:48:48,720
No. No, it's a waxing crescent moon
tonight, and you're not an idiot.

862
00:48:48,888 --> 00:48:51,306
Unless you don't know
what "waxing" means.

863
00:48:51,474 --> 00:48:54,392
I'm a cheerleader,
I know what "waxing" means.

864
00:48:55,603 --> 00:48:57,854
-Carly horse.
-Rick.

865
00:48:58,022 --> 00:49:01,024
-That's what he calls you?
-Yeah. He means it cute.

866
00:49:03,611 --> 00:49:06,822
-What's up, high school?
-You smell like lavender.

867
00:49:07,323 --> 00:49:08,865
Yeah.

868
00:49:09,033 --> 00:49:11,618
We're learning about the effects
of lavender therapy...

869
00:49:11,828 --> 00:49:13,537
...on type-two carcinoma patients.

870
00:49:13,704 --> 00:49:18,625
How's that working out? Anyone go
into remission after smelling a flower?

871
00:49:21,129 --> 00:49:22,963
All right, you caught me, man.

872
00:49:24,715 --> 00:49:28,969
-l picked you some flowers, Carly.
-That is so sweet. Where are they?

873
00:49:29,846 --> 00:49:32,514
I made a special wish on them
and threw them into the sky.

874
00:49:32,890 --> 00:49:34,015
That is so romantic.

875
00:49:34,183 --> 00:49:37,853
We should hit it, Carlito's Way. l told
the guys I'd be done with dinner in 40.

876
00:49:38,521 --> 00:49:40,021
I'll see you at practise?

877
00:49:40,189 --> 00:49:42,607
Shawn here is a great
leather-basket tosser.

878
00:49:43,985 --> 00:49:45,735
What a great trick.

879
00:49:45,903 --> 00:49:47,362
Not as good as yours.

880
00:49:47,613 --> 00:49:49,364
I'll see you tomorrow, Shawn.

881
00:50:05,839 --> 00:50:08,507
-Awesome date.
-l'll see you at the competition?

882
00:50:08,675 --> 00:50:10,342
I wouldn't miss it for the world.

883
00:50:17,851 --> 00:50:18,851
Bye.

884
00:50:22,189 --> 00:50:25,941
I like you a lot, Carles Barkley.
You're one of the good ones, babe.

885
00:50:46,046 --> 00:50:48,214
You know what reminds me
of the better times?

886
00:50:48,381 --> 00:50:52,468
Before Carly started hanging out
with those two little suck-buckets.

887
00:50:52,677 --> 00:50:54,178
Something's up with them.

888
00:50:54,346 --> 00:50:56,388
Wanna stay and do some digging?

889
00:50:56,556 --> 00:50:58,807
Big-time. You know why?

890
00:51:04,814 --> 00:51:09,610
Awesome song. Chumbawamba.
It's the soundtrack to my life, man.

891
00:51:15,742 --> 00:51:18,661
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

892
00:51:18,828 --> 00:51:20,454
Go, Tigers!

893
00:51:20,664 --> 00:51:23,499
Cradle. One, two.

894
00:51:26,878 --> 00:51:29,171
Great job, guys.
Let's take a little water break.

895
00:51:29,339 --> 00:51:31,799
Are my hips rotating too late
before the final toss?

896
00:51:31,967 --> 00:51:35,135
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but you gotta rotate and then catch.

897
00:51:35,303 --> 00:51:37,096
Rotate, then catch.

898
00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:40,057
-We're out of water.
-We need two volunteers to refill.

899
00:51:40,225 --> 00:51:41,392
-l'll go.
-Me too.

900
00:51:43,019 --> 00:51:45,104
Dude, don't go. Hey, Shawn.

901
00:51:45,855 --> 00:51:46,897
God--

902
00:51:47,065 --> 00:51:49,441
That was really good.
Keep it up, okay?

903
00:51:50,235 --> 00:51:51,694
Hi.

904
00:51:53,446 --> 00:51:55,864
Listen, l don't know
if l've told you this yet...

905
00:51:56,032 --> 00:51:59,368
...but your coaching, I mean,
it's been incredible.

906
00:51:59,578 --> 00:52:03,664
And whatever happens between us,
you've made me a better cheerleader.

907
00:52:03,873 --> 00:52:06,792
-And for that, I owe you--
-You have some food in your teeth.

908
00:52:07,752 --> 00:52:11,213
And your pecs are uneven.
Make sure you don't favour one side.

909
00:52:11,798 --> 00:52:12,965
Always coaching.

910
00:52:14,175 --> 00:52:15,593
God bless you!

911
00:52:17,429 --> 00:52:19,054
Why can't l crack this?

912
00:52:19,222 --> 00:52:20,306
Damn it.

913
00:52:20,682 --> 00:52:21,974
So...

914
00:52:22,183 --> 00:52:26,145
...how often did you see Dr. Rick
during the school year?

915
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:29,773
I don't know why he keeps calling
himself that. lt's kind of douchey.

916
00:52:29,941 --> 00:52:32,276
Oh, no, no, no. lt's super cool.

917
00:52:33,153 --> 00:52:35,279
I can't believe he's my pre-fiancé.

918
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:37,573
I remember when I was 7,
I decided...

919
00:52:37,741 --> 00:52:40,784
...that l was not gonna get married
until I was 34.

920
00:52:40,952 --> 00:52:45,122
-That's very specific.
-Oh, I had it all thought out.

921
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:47,666
High school, college,
a year abroad in Greece...

922
00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:50,836
...and because, don't laugh,
I always loved Greek salad.

923
00:52:51,004 --> 00:52:54,965
Tomatoes, cucumbers, feta.
No, that makes perfect sense.

924
00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:56,342
I know. It's silly.

925
00:52:56,509 --> 00:52:58,344
I love that you had it
all planned out.

926
00:52:58,511 --> 00:53:01,847
-You know what John Lennon said.
-Not really. I'm not in my 50s.

927
00:53:02,015 --> 00:53:03,098
I could ask my dad.

928
00:53:03,266 --> 00:53:05,976
"Life is what happens when
you're busy making other plans."

929
00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:07,686
Yeah.

930
00:53:16,029 --> 00:53:17,863
Damn, this is heavy.

931
00:53:18,031 --> 00:53:20,366
Are you okay? You look hot.
Do you want some water?

932
00:53:20,533 --> 00:53:21,992
-Yeah, sure. Thanks.
-Here.

933
00:53:26,039 --> 00:53:28,874
Did you say l looked hot?
I'm pretty sure that's what l heard.

934
00:53:29,042 --> 00:53:31,752
-l heard you screaming like a girl.
-Oh, really?

935
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,129
Oh, my God. Don't move.
There's a bee on you.

936
00:53:34,297 --> 00:53:37,049
What? No. Get it off.

937
00:53:38,635 --> 00:53:40,052
You little bitch!

938
00:53:42,889 --> 00:53:45,224
All right, week three of cheer camp,
here we come.

939
00:53:45,392 --> 00:53:47,393
I love the smell of pom-pom
in the morning.

940
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,019
Let's do this.

941
00:53:50,063 --> 00:53:52,272
-Where you going?
-Post-breakfast practise.

942
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:55,901
And then, you know, Carly and l are
gonna work on reverse cartwheels.

943
00:53:56,069 --> 00:53:59,738
My left foot keeps hitching when
I do my inverse swing-over. It's like:

944
00:53:59,906 --> 00:54:02,324
Take it easy.
We're done with this, all right?

945
00:54:02,534 --> 00:54:04,076
Week three. Hit it and quit it.

946
00:54:04,244 --> 00:54:06,912
Oh, no, we gotta--
We gotta stay longer.

947
00:54:07,080 --> 00:54:09,832
Dude, it's time to go.
Remember Mookie's dad's house?

948
00:54:09,999 --> 00:54:11,417
The plasmas and the Jacuzzis.

949
00:54:11,584 --> 00:54:14,670
Yeah, but l just-- I think
we should stay just a touch longer.

950
00:54:14,838 --> 00:54:16,797
I'm done. All right?
I've had enough girl.

951
00:54:16,965 --> 00:54:19,675
Breadsticks only keep you
at the Olive Garden for so long.

952
00:54:19,843 --> 00:54:21,176
Till, at some point, you say:

953
00:54:21,386 --> 00:54:23,679
"Why am l at Olive Garden
with these fat people?"

954
00:54:23,847 --> 00:54:25,472
-What? No....
-Let's go.

955
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,392
-Let's talk about this.
-All right, let's go. Let's pack.

956
00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:30,269
Let's just dialogue for a second.

957
00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:32,896
-We don't have to go right now.
-Yeah, we do.

958
00:54:33,064 --> 00:54:35,733
The bus leaves in an hour.
Next one's not until tomorrow.

959
00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:38,402
Yeah, but come on, man.
What about our squad?

960
00:54:38,570 --> 00:54:40,362
You know,
the competition's coming up.

961
00:54:40,530 --> 00:54:43,282
Dude, the squad? The competition?
Listen to yourself.

962
00:54:43,450 --> 00:54:45,701
We had a deal. Two weeks. Right?

963
00:54:45,869 --> 00:54:48,287
Kiss, kiss, bang, bang,
sayonara, cheer camp.

964
00:54:48,455 --> 00:54:50,456
We are leaving
We, we are leaving

965
00:54:50,623 --> 00:54:51,707
We are leaving

966
00:54:52,041 --> 00:54:53,625
Now, come on, dude, start packing.

967
00:54:53,793 --> 00:54:56,795
I need a little bit more time with Carly.
There. l said it. Okay?

968
00:54:56,963 --> 00:54:59,631
I know you think that's lame,
but can you give me one day?

969
00:54:59,799 --> 00:55:02,301
That's not lame, bro. That's gay.

970
00:55:02,469 --> 00:55:05,971
Well, technically, pursuing a woman
you have heterosexual feelings for...

971
00:55:06,139 --> 00:55:07,639
...that's not gay, Nick.

972
00:55:07,807 --> 00:55:10,934
But using a rotating inverse
swing-over to do it? Yeah, that is.

973
00:55:11,102 --> 00:55:14,897
Shawn. Don't forget we're gonna
go over our reverse cartwheels.

974
00:55:15,064 --> 00:55:17,483
-Okay, I'll be right there.
-See you there.

975
00:55:17,650 --> 00:55:19,234
All right. Right behind him.

976
00:55:19,402 --> 00:55:22,404
All right, come on, man, let's go.
You know the deal.

977
00:55:22,906 --> 00:55:25,240
And trust me,
you're gonna thank me for this.

978
00:55:26,284 --> 00:55:29,119
All right, let's go, Shawnzy.
And no more moping. All right?

979
00:55:29,287 --> 00:55:31,830
Not an attractive colour on you,
nor is orange and grey.

980
00:55:31,998 --> 00:55:33,665
Takes away from your eyes.

981
00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:45,677
Damn it, damn it, damn it....

982
00:55:51,476 --> 00:55:52,518
What are you doing?

983
00:55:52,685 --> 00:55:55,145
Well, probably making
the biggest mistake of my life.

984
00:55:55,313 --> 00:55:57,439
Except that year
I wore that leather wristband.

985
00:55:57,607 --> 00:56:00,984
How did I possibly think that's cool,
you know? l'm not a blacksmith.

986
00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:02,778
That was a little Nickelback-y.

987
00:56:02,946 --> 00:56:05,280
You like this girl,
you're my boy, we stay.

988
00:56:05,448 --> 00:56:07,199
Well, what about Mookie's house?

989
00:56:07,367 --> 00:56:08,951
Are you coming or not?

990
00:56:10,036 --> 00:56:12,538
Are you sure we are staying?
We, we are staying?

991
00:56:12,705 --> 00:56:15,374
No, I'm not sure,
so don't turn a yes into a no.

992
00:56:15,542 --> 00:56:17,626
Thank you, Nick.
Thank you so much, man.

993
00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:19,795
I know you don't like
man-to-man touching...

994
00:56:19,963 --> 00:56:23,507
...but my arm is on your shoulder.
Here comes my arm right now.

995
00:56:23,675 --> 00:56:25,634
-Another day
-Another holler

996
00:56:25,802 --> 00:56:30,055
You're wasting my precious breath.
I can't hear you.

997
00:56:30,223 --> 00:56:34,434
-Another day
-Another holler

998
00:56:34,602 --> 00:56:35,644
Another day

999
00:56:36,604 --> 00:56:38,230
Hey, bro, got a second?

1000
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:40,899
Wrong section of the woods.

1001
00:56:41,067 --> 00:56:43,569
You want the northeast corner
near the redwoods.

1002
00:56:43,903 --> 00:56:47,281
What? l wanna know if you know
two dudes named Nick and Shawn.

1003
00:56:47,949 --> 00:56:50,701
Yeah. They're my bunkmates. Why?

1004
00:56:52,078 --> 00:56:56,915
Five, six, seven, eight. One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

1005
00:56:58,835 --> 00:57:00,377
-Angela, no.
-Are you okay?

1006
00:57:00,545 --> 00:57:03,255
Easy, Tiger. Easy, Tiger.

1007
00:57:04,841 --> 00:57:08,552
-l'm fine. l'm fine, l'm fine.
-You all right?

1008
00:57:08,720 --> 00:57:09,845
I'm okay.

1009
00:57:11,764 --> 00:57:13,932
Sorry, guys, l just suck.

1010
00:57:14,100 --> 00:57:17,686
-lt's not just you. We all kind of suck.
-We're not good at all.

1011
00:57:18,271 --> 00:57:21,523
-Hey, stop. Stop talking like that.
-But it's true.

1012
00:57:21,691 --> 00:57:23,275
We're just not that good.

1013
00:57:24,110 --> 00:57:25,277
Stop.

1014
00:57:25,445 --> 00:57:28,530
Enough of that.
You can go as far as you want.

1015
00:57:29,365 --> 00:57:31,450
What do the Panthers have
that you don't have?

1016
00:57:31,618 --> 00:57:32,826
-Skills.
-Athleticism.

1017
00:57:32,994 --> 00:57:34,536
-Kickass cheers.
-Hair removal.

1018
00:57:34,704 --> 00:57:37,205
Big-ass titties. l'm just saying.

1019
00:57:37,373 --> 00:57:40,208
Confidence.
They're cocky assholes.

1020
00:57:40,376 --> 00:57:43,879
Like Nick, the cockiest asshole on the
football field. That's why he's good.

1021
00:57:44,047 --> 00:57:46,298
-l'm awesome.
-Because he believes in himself.

1022
00:57:46,466 --> 00:57:47,633
Also because l'm awesome.

1023
00:57:47,800 --> 00:57:50,928
He knows he's gonna be good,
so he's good. And he takes chances.

1024
00:57:51,095 --> 00:57:52,804
Due to the fact that l'm awesome.

1025
00:57:52,972 --> 00:57:55,807
-Nick. Trying to make a speech here.
-l'm sorry.

1026
00:57:55,975 --> 00:57:58,602
Either bet big or go home.

1027
00:57:58,895 --> 00:58:02,147
If you don't wanna take any chances,
then you shouldn't even be here.

1028
00:58:02,398 --> 00:58:05,817
I know you wanna be here, because
you finish last every single year...

1029
00:58:05,985 --> 00:58:07,611
...but you keep coming back...

1030
00:58:07,779 --> 00:58:09,947
...even if it means
taking endless shit...

1031
00:58:10,114 --> 00:58:12,658
...from total dong-knockers
like the Panthers.

1032
00:58:12,825 --> 00:58:14,409
I wanna cut the blond one.

1033
00:58:14,577 --> 00:58:17,579
-What?
-What?

1034
00:58:17,747 --> 00:58:20,499
-What?
-l'm just saying.

1035
00:58:21,292 --> 00:58:23,585
Come on, guys.
Let's be cocky assholes.

1036
00:58:23,753 --> 00:58:25,171
He's right.

1037
00:58:25,338 --> 00:58:26,380
And l can say that...

1038
00:58:26,548 --> 00:58:30,217
...because I am the best cheerleader
here, so you can all suck my dick.

1039
00:58:33,013 --> 00:58:34,722
I was just being a cocky asshole.

1040
00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:38,517
Oh, nice. Did you see
what she was doing there?

1041
00:58:38,685 --> 00:58:41,187
That's exactly what l want
from everybody.

1042
00:58:41,354 --> 00:58:42,980
All right, let's do this.

1043
00:58:43,148 --> 00:58:46,609
And remember, you're awesome.
Let's risk it to get the biscuit.

1044
00:58:46,776 --> 00:58:48,194
All right, get cocky, bitches.

1045
00:58:51,531 --> 00:58:53,699
-Let's do it. Come on, guys.
-Ready.

1046
00:58:53,909 --> 00:58:55,159
Hit it!

1047
00:58:55,327 --> 00:58:57,536
All you chumps
Think you got poise

1048
00:58:57,704 --> 00:58:59,872
You prance around like little toys

1049
00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,291
Do you really think
You can make some noise?

1050
00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:04,335
Five, six, seven, eight.

1051
00:59:04,503 --> 00:59:05,836
Tigers!

1052
00:59:06,004 --> 00:59:07,713
-Get cocky.
-Get cocky.

1053
00:59:08,465 --> 00:59:10,424
Come on, everybody.

1054
00:59:13,011 --> 00:59:14,553
Let's go, tigres.

1055
00:59:15,889 --> 00:59:17,389
There it is.

1056
00:59:20,227 --> 00:59:21,227
All right, get cocky.

1057
00:59:21,394 --> 00:59:22,645
Here we go, here we go.

1058
00:59:22,812 --> 00:59:23,938
Keep it tight.

1059
00:59:38,578 --> 00:59:39,912
Everybody, let's work.

1060
00:59:49,172 --> 00:59:53,759
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

1061
00:59:53,927 --> 00:59:55,052
There it is.

1062
00:59:55,220 --> 00:59:56,679
Go big, Shawnzy.

1063
00:59:57,514 --> 00:59:58,847
I'm doing it, brother.

1064
01:00:03,103 --> 01:00:05,563
Awesome. So much better.

1065
01:00:14,406 --> 01:00:15,447
Tigers!

1066
01:00:16,491 --> 01:00:19,785
All right, la tigres. Come on.

1067
01:00:19,995 --> 01:00:22,204
That's my girls,
bringing some A-game.

1068
01:00:22,914 --> 01:00:24,456
You are some cocky bitches.

1069
01:00:24,624 --> 01:00:27,960
I think it's safe to say that you guys
are now officially Tigers.

1070
01:00:28,128 --> 01:00:30,045
-Right, girls?
-All right.

1071
01:00:30,213 --> 01:00:31,630
One, two, three.

1072
01:00:31,798 --> 01:00:33,173
Tigers!

1073
01:00:33,717 --> 01:00:36,218
One, two, three, frauds!

1074
01:00:36,636 --> 01:00:39,138
-Rick?
-These two have been playing you.

1075
01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:41,557
They didn't come
because they like cheerleading.

1076
01:00:41,725 --> 01:00:43,934
They came here because
they like cheerleaders.

1077
01:00:44,102 --> 01:00:46,395
-Yeah, we know.
-Everyone knows.

1078
01:00:46,563 --> 01:00:48,439
Why are you here?
What's going on, Rick?

1079
01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:51,483
-Bus tickets.
-Damn it.

1080
01:00:51,651 --> 01:00:54,653
Your friends were planning on leaving
before the competition...

1081
01:00:54,821 --> 01:00:57,948
...without any feeling for anyone
they may have left in their wake.

1082
01:00:58,116 --> 01:00:59,575
-Animals.
-You were gonna leave?

1083
01:00:59,743 --> 01:01:03,078
Well, we were gonna, but we didn't.
That's way before you and l ever--

1084
01:01:03,246 --> 01:01:05,914
-You were gonna do this to the squad?
-l can explain.

1085
01:01:06,082 --> 01:01:09,835
I can't believe you. l mean,
I knew you were here to get girls, but...

1086
01:01:10,003 --> 01:01:12,296
-...I thought you started to get into it.
-l did.

1087
01:01:12,464 --> 01:01:15,674
It started off being about girls,
but then it became about you.

1088
01:01:15,842 --> 01:01:18,677
-Wait, that doesn't sound right.
-That sounds exactly right.

1089
01:01:18,870 --> 01:01:20,412
Bail, brother. Bail.

1090
01:01:20,621 --> 01:01:22,247
I really like you, Carly.

1091
01:01:22,415 --> 01:01:23,790
That's close enough, dicklick.

1092
01:01:23,958 --> 01:01:27,961
This is how you show someone you
like them, Shawn? By lying to them?

1093
01:01:28,132 --> 01:01:30,967
To be fair, he lied to you
before he really cared...

1094
01:01:31,135 --> 01:01:34,595
...then he tried super hard to word it
so it wouldn't be a lie after that.

1095
01:01:34,763 --> 01:01:36,347
Just so we're on the same page.

1096
01:01:37,307 --> 01:01:40,309
If these weren't tools for healing,
I would crack you in the jaw.

1097
01:01:40,477 --> 01:01:42,395
-You're a tool for healing.
-That's right.

1098
01:01:42,563 --> 01:01:44,480
You're the guy
who's fancy with his words.

1099
01:01:44,648 --> 01:01:47,275
Well, then, why don't
I just read your diary.

1100
01:01:47,442 --> 01:01:50,319
-Where did you get that?
-l've done a bad thing. I'm so sorry.

1101
01:01:50,487 --> 01:01:53,406
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Suzy,
right now. He tricked me.

1102
01:01:53,574 --> 01:01:55,074
You tricked me.

1103
01:01:55,242 --> 01:01:56,659
This is how it happened.

1104
01:01:57,452 --> 01:01:58,494
Brewster!

1105
01:01:58,662 --> 01:02:01,664
He said he wanted to leave you a note,
I brought him to the bunk.

1106
01:02:01,832 --> 01:02:03,666
He must've seen
your stuff on the couch.

1107
01:02:03,834 --> 01:02:06,419
-Why was it on the couch?
-l was cleaning up your mess.

1108
01:02:06,587 --> 01:02:08,713
I told you l can't stand clutter.
I warned you.

1109
01:02:08,881 --> 01:02:12,341
-Give me the book back.
-"Cheer camp, day one.

1110
01:02:13,260 --> 01:02:16,470
The sun rises in the summer sky...

1111
01:02:16,638 --> 01:02:19,765
...like Rembrandt's brush
on a dogwood branch."

1112
01:02:20,559 --> 01:02:23,019
-Queeratron.
-Let's go. Give it to me.

1113
01:02:23,854 --> 01:02:26,355
Back up, Abercrombie & Bitch.

1114
01:02:28,192 --> 01:02:29,984
"And thereby Diora--"

1115
01:02:34,698 --> 01:02:38,701
"I lie awake thinking, will l ever say
'Diora,' as a whisper in an ear?

1116
01:02:38,869 --> 01:02:41,662
Will she ever say "l love you,"
in a moment with a tear?"

1117
01:02:41,830 --> 01:02:44,498
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

1118
01:02:46,376 --> 01:02:48,711
Carly, l'm really sorry.
I didn't mean to hurt you.

1119
01:02:48,879 --> 01:02:52,548
Just leave, okay? Just leave
like you always planned on doing.

1120
01:02:52,716 --> 01:02:55,551
Carly, please, let me explain.
Give me just one second.

1121
01:02:55,719 --> 01:02:57,553
See you later, high school.

1122
01:02:57,721 --> 01:03:00,556
I didn't write that. I bought the book.
It was in there.

1123
01:03:00,724 --> 01:03:02,058
It was beautiful.

1124
01:03:02,893 --> 01:03:04,143
Thanks.

1125
01:03:07,564 --> 01:03:09,523
Never really thought of that one.

1126
01:03:09,691 --> 01:03:13,194
Using one's true feelings
to wrangle snooch.

1127
01:03:14,238 --> 01:03:15,738
So simple.

1128
01:03:30,379 --> 01:03:33,256
So we lied and we got caught.
So what, huh?

1129
01:03:33,423 --> 01:03:35,174
We're humans. Humans lie.

1130
01:03:35,342 --> 01:03:38,761
They tell big gigantic two-week-long
lies because they're humans.

1131
01:03:38,929 --> 01:03:41,681
Stop saying "humans." We did this.

1132
01:03:41,848 --> 01:03:43,474
Because we're humans.

1133
01:03:43,642 --> 01:03:46,602
All right, humans are
the only species that can lie.

1134
01:03:47,104 --> 01:03:49,397
Except for maybe chameleons.

1135
01:03:50,107 --> 01:03:52,525
And possums. They play dead.

1136
01:03:55,946 --> 01:03:57,113
What's that?

1137
01:03:57,281 --> 01:04:00,449
It's Downey's bracelet.
Yeah, l love that kid, huh?

1138
01:04:00,617 --> 01:04:02,952
Said it was cool, so he gave it to me.
How nice.

1139
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:06,205
Those are his...beads, bro.

1140
01:04:06,373 --> 01:04:08,624
Downey liked you.
Like, "liked you" liked you.

1141
01:04:08,792 --> 01:04:11,460
What? That's crazy.
Downey isn't gay.

1142
01:04:11,628 --> 01:04:14,547
Nick, come on. Think about it.

1143
01:04:15,090 --> 01:04:16,841
I'm Nick. This is Shawn.

1144
01:04:17,009 --> 01:04:19,969
-What's up? l'm Downey.
-Hey. Nice to meet you.

1145
01:04:20,137 --> 01:04:23,764
Put it in there.
A little cheer camp. Crazy good times.

1146
01:04:23,932 --> 01:04:25,266
Yeah. lt's gonna be fun.

1147
01:04:25,434 --> 01:04:27,852
Panther meat!
I said, hey, Tigers!

1148
01:04:28,020 --> 01:04:30,146
-Yeah?
-Hey, Tigers!

1149
01:04:31,315 --> 01:04:32,440
Diora.

1150
01:04:32,607 --> 01:04:34,567
Hey, Nick.
You wanna go out on the field...

1151
01:04:34,735 --> 01:04:36,777
...and maybe count shooting stars
with me?

1152
01:04:36,945 --> 01:04:39,280
You're classic, Downey. Classic.

1153
01:04:46,344 --> 01:04:48,095
Raw-hamburger fight!

1154
01:05:02,694 --> 01:05:04,028
I'm hit.

1155
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:08,949
Medic!
This man needs some jocks-ygen.

1156
01:05:09,618 --> 01:05:11,660
Come on, we're losing him.

1157
01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:16,332
Don't you die on me. Don't die on me.
Don't you die on me.

1158
01:05:16,625 --> 01:05:19,001
You prance around like little toys

1159
01:05:19,169 --> 01:05:21,545
Do you really think
You can make some noise?

1160
01:05:21,713 --> 01:05:23,547
Five, six, seven, eight.

1161
01:05:23,715 --> 01:05:25,633
Tigers!

1162
01:05:30,331 --> 01:05:32,999
Welcome back to Sucktown.
Population: you.

1163
01:05:33,167 --> 01:05:37,420
Without your gigolos, looks like
you got last place sewn up, again.

1164
01:05:37,588 --> 01:05:40,798
Why don't you get your nose job
out of everybody else's business.

1165
01:05:40,966 --> 01:05:42,175
I got thrown by a horse.

1166
01:05:42,343 --> 01:05:44,969
Why? Was he spooked because
you both have the same face?

1167
01:05:45,137 --> 01:05:46,846
You're gonna die. You're gonna die.

1168
01:05:47,014 --> 01:05:48,264
Carly, don't.

1169
01:05:48,432 --> 01:05:52,352
You're placing your anger at the boys
on them. lt's transference.

1170
01:05:52,561 --> 01:05:54,896
You're right.
I'm gonna punch you in the throat!

1171
01:05:55,147 --> 01:05:56,189
Let it go.

1172
01:05:59,526 --> 01:06:03,196
Look at that little hottie. Wonder
what she wants to do with her life.

1173
01:06:03,572 --> 01:06:04,614
What?

1174
01:06:04,782 --> 01:06:07,367
You know how Bianca
wants to go to cooking school...

1175
01:06:07,576 --> 01:06:09,869
...and Sylvia wants to be a pilot,
and....

1176
01:06:10,079 --> 01:06:11,120
Oh, my God.

1177
01:06:11,830 --> 01:06:14,832
I actually know these girls,
as, like, friends.

1178
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,376
And l care.

1179
01:06:16,543 --> 01:06:18,461
I'm becoming
like a fully formed person...

1180
01:06:18,629 --> 01:06:20,588
...with like sensitivity and empathy.

1181
01:06:21,632 --> 01:06:23,633
All right, l'm a person!

1182
01:06:23,801 --> 01:06:26,886
Look at the pooper on that one.
I could rest my beer on that shit.

1183
01:06:27,054 --> 01:06:29,889
And you're back. What kind of
dressing goes on a Greek salad?

1184
01:06:30,057 --> 01:06:31,724
Olive oil, top shelf.

1185
01:06:39,191 --> 01:06:43,027
Is it me, Shawnzy, or is this not nearly
as much fun as it was last year?

1186
01:06:43,195 --> 01:06:44,237
It's not you.

1187
01:06:44,405 --> 01:06:46,406
This is too high. Give me a boost.

1188
01:06:49,368 --> 01:06:50,410
Shoulder stand.

1189
01:06:50,577 --> 01:06:52,078
-Ready?
-Okay.

1190
01:06:52,663 --> 01:06:55,081
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.

1191
01:06:55,249 --> 01:06:57,333
-Grab.
-Out, drop, catch, dismount.

1192
01:06:58,252 --> 01:07:00,086
Catch. Yeah, buddy.

1193
01:07:00,254 --> 01:07:01,671
Guys?

1194
01:07:02,506 --> 01:07:04,007
Don't take this the wrong way...

1195
01:07:04,174 --> 01:07:06,592
...but l think there's someone
you should talk to.

1196
01:07:07,386 --> 01:07:10,054
Hello, I'm am Reginald
von Belly Button.

1197
01:07:10,222 --> 01:07:12,598
I love Twinkies.

1198
01:07:23,444 --> 01:07:26,362
The competition's tomorrow.
I wonder if we could win it.

1199
01:07:27,322 --> 01:07:29,115
Did you say
"I wonder if we could win"?

1200
01:07:29,283 --> 01:07:30,616
-No.
-Yes, you did.

1201
01:07:30,784 --> 01:07:32,535
-You totally did.
-Didn't.

1202
01:07:32,745 --> 01:07:34,954
You wanna go back.
You're into cheering.

1203
01:07:35,122 --> 01:07:38,833
I'm the captain of the football team.
I could give a rat's ass about cheering.

1204
01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:41,461
-You're a cheerleader.
-You're misquoting me.

1205
01:07:41,628 --> 01:07:42,670
Do you wanna go back?

1206
01:07:42,838 --> 01:07:45,923
For you. Because l can't stand
seeing my best friend in Frown Town.

1207
01:07:46,091 --> 01:07:47,300
That's how selfless I am.

1208
01:07:47,468 --> 01:07:50,219
I would sacrifice myself
to cheer you up. l'm like Gandhi.

1209
01:07:50,387 --> 01:07:52,805
-Gandhi?
-Gandhi!

1210
01:07:52,973 --> 01:07:56,142
-Mahatma K. Gandhi.
-Quake'n Bake!

1211
01:07:58,645 --> 01:08:00,813
Bus leaves in 20 minutes.

1212
01:08:02,483 --> 01:08:05,818
If we extend our high V's, we have
a chance at landing that aerial.

1213
01:08:05,986 --> 01:08:08,237
I don't know who you are anymore.

1214
01:08:09,406 --> 01:08:10,698
Kenny's asleep on the couch.

1215
01:08:10,866 --> 01:08:13,326
We're gonna get whipped cream
and paint his face.

1216
01:08:13,494 --> 01:08:15,244
-Come on.
-Be right there, dudes.

1217
01:08:15,412 --> 01:08:17,997
-Right behind you, bro.
-Oh, my horse is peeing.

1218
01:08:35,487 --> 01:08:37,112
What is that?

1219
01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:39,490
Go back to sleep.

1220
01:08:43,995 --> 01:08:45,829
Why are you in my bed?

1221
01:08:45,997 --> 01:08:48,207
I must have sleepwalked.

1222
01:08:48,375 --> 01:08:51,001
I'm here now.
Let's just make the best of it.

1223
01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:53,754
Get out of my bed, Bianca.

1224
01:08:53,922 --> 01:08:57,174
-l kind of can't.
-Why?

1225
01:08:57,342 --> 01:08:59,259
I might not have pants on.

1226
01:09:01,930 --> 01:09:03,972
-What are you doing here?
-l came back.

1227
01:09:04,140 --> 01:09:07,351
-l can see that. Goodbye.
-Carly, just listen to me.

1228
01:09:07,519 --> 01:09:08,936
-Why?
-We're teammates.

1229
01:09:09,104 --> 01:09:11,522
Teammates don't join a team
under false pretences...

1230
01:09:11,690 --> 01:09:13,691
...then leave once they
get what they want.

1231
01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:16,652
I know you're pissed at me,
and you should be. I lied to you.

1232
01:09:16,820 --> 01:09:20,906
But this is about the squad. We all
worked way too hard to throw it away.

1233
01:09:21,074 --> 01:09:22,908
How are you standing in the air?

1234
01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:25,369
Just take us back already. Christ!

1235
01:09:25,537 --> 01:09:27,121
Nick. Carly...

1236
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:29,373
...l like you,
but that's not why I'm here.

1237
01:09:29,541 --> 01:09:30,916
Oh, rock me, sexy Jesus.

1238
01:09:31,084 --> 01:09:32,543
-Why are you here?
-Honestly?

1239
01:09:32,711 --> 01:09:35,713
-No. Lie to me again.
-Shawnzy, make it quick, buddy.

1240
01:09:35,880 --> 01:09:38,590
-Buddy.
-l like cheering.

1241
01:09:40,468 --> 01:09:41,593
Fraggle Rock.

1242
01:09:41,761 --> 01:09:42,886
I'm sorry, man.

1243
01:09:43,304 --> 01:09:44,346
My pecs are sore.

1244
01:09:44,514 --> 01:09:48,225
Oh, my God, Diora's right.
My left side is weaker.

1245
01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:50,644
-l favour one side.
-Pull me up. Pull me up.

1246
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:53,272
Is this your plan
to get a little face time with me?

1247
01:09:53,440 --> 01:09:56,108
No. I'm dying here, seriously.

1248
01:09:56,985 --> 01:10:00,487
-Carly, come on. We need them.
-l don't wanna come in last again.

1249
01:10:02,490 --> 01:10:04,908
Fine. But I'm only doing this
for the squad.

1250
01:10:05,076 --> 01:10:06,452
You got it.

1251
01:10:09,038 --> 01:10:11,373
-Bianca?
-Yeah.

1252
01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:15,043
Any chance you could throw on
a pair of underpants?

1253
01:10:16,421 --> 01:10:19,631
It's competition day today.
Competition.

1254
01:10:27,015 --> 01:10:29,183
-Wow, this is big-time.
-Yeah, it is.

1255
01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:32,436
Well, well, well, if it isn't a couple
of wolves in cheer clothing.

1256
01:10:32,604 --> 01:10:35,773
Which part of "next time I see
your punim they'll be on the moon"...

1257
01:10:35,940 --> 01:10:38,942
-...didn't you understand?
-Like, the whole thing?

1258
01:10:39,110 --> 01:10:41,779
I'm gonna have to go ahead
and ask you both to go ahead...

1259
01:10:41,946 --> 01:10:44,281
...and leave right now to leave now.

1260
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,450
It's all right.
I told them they could stay.

1261
01:10:46,618 --> 01:10:49,620
You really want these strong-jawed
philanderers on your squad?

1262
01:10:49,811 --> 01:10:50,853
Yeah.

1263
01:10:51,521 --> 01:10:54,023
It was just a little misunderstanding
we had before.

1264
01:10:54,190 --> 01:10:55,274
All right. Your choice.

1265
01:10:55,442 --> 01:10:59,278
Next time you screw up,
I'm gonna have both your asses.

1266
01:10:59,738 --> 01:11:00,779
That's frightening.

1267
01:11:00,947 --> 01:11:02,948
Let's move it along.
Giddyup and roar.

1268
01:11:03,116 --> 01:11:05,451
Let me see those claws.
Move it along.

1269
01:11:05,618 --> 01:11:10,581
Meet me on Taryn Field tonight
after the competition. Bring your diary.

1270
01:11:10,957 --> 01:11:12,958
Only if you bring the dance
in your step...

1271
01:11:13,126 --> 01:11:16,295
...like a shimmering nymph
travelling the back of the wind.

1272
01:11:19,549 --> 01:11:22,551
Good afternoon, and welcome
to Channel 29's coverage...

1273
01:11:22,719 --> 01:11:25,971
...of the Regional Southeastern
Illinois Cheerleading Competition.

1274
01:11:53,416 --> 01:11:57,419
Bend at the hips and reach through
your hands. Don't lock--

1275
01:11:57,587 --> 01:12:01,340
God, please give us the strength to
land our flip-flops and basket tosses.

1276
01:12:01,508 --> 01:12:03,342
Amen. Oh, and fix the economy.

1277
01:12:03,510 --> 01:12:06,136
-Red leather, yellow leather.
-Red leather, yellow leather.

1278
01:12:06,304 --> 01:12:08,764
-Unique New York.
-Unique New York.

1279
01:12:08,973 --> 01:12:12,059
-Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.
-Barack, Barack, Barack Obama.

1280
01:12:12,227 --> 01:12:18,148
Five, six, seven, eight.
Kill, Panthers, kill. Panthers, kill....

1281
01:12:21,694 --> 01:12:24,780
-Shawn.
-Carly.

1282
01:12:25,198 --> 01:12:28,033
-What you did really hurt me.
-l know, l know. l know.

1283
01:12:28,201 --> 01:12:32,955
I want you to know why. It's just
I thought you and I got really close...

1284
01:12:33,123 --> 01:12:34,331
...and l trusted you.

1285
01:12:34,499 --> 01:12:36,708
I know.
I felt the same way about you.

1286
01:12:37,669 --> 01:12:41,880
I'm really sorry, Carly.
And l don't expect you to forgive me.

1287
01:12:42,048 --> 01:12:43,507
I want you to know l'm sorry.

1288
01:12:44,134 --> 01:12:46,552
There's my Carly Davidson!

1289
01:12:50,140 --> 01:12:51,473
Hi, Rick.

1290
01:12:53,685 --> 01:12:57,437
-Just came by to say break a leg.
-That's theatre. This is cheering.

1291
01:12:57,605 --> 01:12:59,064
You better believe it.

1292
01:12:59,232 --> 01:13:01,900
-What's up, Dick?
-lt's Rick. Dr. Rick.

1293
01:13:02,819 --> 01:13:05,904
God, I keep doing that.
You just look like such a Dick to me.

1294
01:13:06,072 --> 01:13:08,031
What are you crunt-sacks
doing back here?

1295
01:13:08,199 --> 01:13:11,076
It's okay. They're just helping us
do our final routine.

1296
01:13:11,244 --> 01:13:12,536
I'll be watching you.

1297
01:13:12,704 --> 01:13:16,540
Yeah. That's exactly what an audience
member does at a performance event.

1298
01:13:16,749 --> 01:13:18,208
Just go sit down, Rick.

1299
01:13:20,336 --> 01:13:23,589
Robert De Niro,
Meet the Parents reference. Love it.

1300
01:13:24,883 --> 01:13:26,925
-God, he seems great.
-Really nice.

1301
01:13:27,093 --> 01:13:28,093
I like him.

1302
01:13:37,770 --> 01:13:38,896
Here you go. Look alive.

1303
01:13:39,063 --> 01:13:40,898
Coming at you.
Here you go. Look alive.

1304
01:13:41,065 --> 01:13:43,942
Coming at you. Here you go,
freak shows. New uniforms.

1305
01:13:44,736 --> 01:13:47,112
-Here you go. Look alive.
-We didn't order these.

1306
01:13:47,280 --> 01:13:49,448
No shit, lesbatron. My brother did.

1307
01:13:49,616 --> 01:13:51,783
We're a new squad.
We need new uniforms.

1308
01:13:51,951 --> 01:13:54,953
-Thank you, Shawn.
-Awesome. Thank you.

1309
01:13:55,121 --> 01:13:58,207
-Okay. You owe me 127.80.
-You said it was gonna be 200.

1310
01:13:58,374 --> 01:14:00,792
-l cut you a deal.
-Wow, Poppy. Thank you.

1311
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:02,794
That's actually human of you.

1312
01:14:02,962 --> 01:14:05,130
Don't get all ABC Family
on me here, buddy.

1313
01:14:05,298 --> 01:14:06,465
You're doing me a favour.

1314
01:14:06,633 --> 01:14:10,135
I guaranteed Staples 45 seconds
of airtime, so cheat out to camera.

1315
01:14:10,303 --> 01:14:12,221
And work this into your cheer:

1316
01:14:12,388 --> 01:14:14,890
"Staples now carries 30-percent
recycled copy paper.

1317
01:14:15,058 --> 01:14:17,643
Staples, committed to the
environment, committed to you."

1318
01:14:17,810 --> 01:14:18,810
-Hey.
-Okay.

1319
01:14:18,978 --> 01:14:21,438
If l don't have the money,
it's my shoe in your ass.

1320
01:14:21,606 --> 01:14:24,566
-That seems fair.
-You look great. Are you in love?

1321
01:14:27,570 --> 01:14:28,654
Stay safe.

1322
01:14:31,574 --> 01:14:32,616
What's up, kid?

1323
01:14:32,784 --> 01:14:34,243
-Downey.
-Good to have you back.

1324
01:14:34,410 --> 01:14:38,121
Why didn't you tell me you're gay?
I'd have been totally okay with that.

1325
01:14:38,289 --> 01:14:42,167
-Paint with all the colours of the wind.
-Wait. You're straight?

1326
01:14:44,545 --> 01:14:47,005
Am l straight? Yes.

1327
01:14:47,173 --> 01:14:48,507
But what about your diary?

1328
01:14:48,675 --> 01:14:51,510
Then you asked for my beads
and stuck them in your mouth--

1329
01:14:51,678 --> 01:14:54,346
-l thought it was a bracelet.
-A bracelet in your mouth?

1330
01:14:54,514 --> 01:14:56,014
-l don't know.
-The closet door...

1331
01:14:56,182 --> 01:14:58,100
...is made of all kinds of wood,
brother.

1332
01:14:58,268 --> 01:14:59,768
What?

1333
01:15:01,854 --> 01:15:03,272
-All kinds.
-Okay.

1334
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,109
God, that is so awkward.

1335
01:15:10,863 --> 01:15:14,574
The Panthers, clear favourites,
have really come to play today.

1336
01:15:43,146 --> 01:15:46,690
Fierce, brave, hungry, Panthers

1337
01:15:46,858 --> 01:15:47,899
Kill!

1338
01:15:58,494 --> 01:16:01,079
-Dude, they're kind of great.
-Yeah.

1339
01:16:01,247 --> 01:16:02,831
It's not about them, guys.

1340
01:16:02,999 --> 01:16:06,335
It's about us. Just stay focused.
We'll be fine.

1341
01:16:06,502 --> 01:16:07,544
Panthers out.

1342
01:16:16,095 --> 01:16:17,512
Oh, let me get that for you.

1343
01:16:22,393 --> 01:16:23,602
Drool much?

1344
01:16:24,729 --> 01:16:26,480
Panthers out.

1345
01:16:38,117 --> 01:16:42,204
Free paper, courtesy of Staples.
30-percent recycled copy paper.

1346
01:16:42,372 --> 01:16:45,082
Staples, committed to the
environment, committed to you.

1347
01:16:45,291 --> 01:16:47,125
Do you have
50-percent recycled paper?

1348
01:16:47,293 --> 01:16:51,129
No. But I have 50-percent recycled
asshole paper. lt's in the men's room.

1349
01:16:51,297 --> 01:16:53,632
It's free, gay bar, just take it.

1350
01:16:53,800 --> 01:16:55,258
Let's do this.

1351
01:16:55,426 --> 01:16:57,636
-Tigers!
-Let's go. Let's go.

1352
01:16:57,804 --> 01:17:01,390
Now, the Tigers from Gerald R. Ford
High School in Hinsdale, Illinois.

1353
01:17:01,974 --> 01:17:04,976
This team historically ranks last
like their namesake president.

1354
01:17:05,144 --> 01:17:07,479
Let's see if they've
stepped it up this year.

1355
01:17:07,647 --> 01:17:10,440
Hey. Is this on TV?
Dude, this can't be on TV.

1356
01:17:10,608 --> 01:17:13,944
Don't worry. lt's NBC. No one
watches network television anymore.

1357
01:17:14,112 --> 01:17:16,238
Look, it's Nick on TV, cheerleading.

1358
01:17:16,823 --> 01:17:18,990
Shawn too. They're cheerleaders.

1359
01:17:19,158 --> 01:17:21,785
I thought those dudes
were in the kitchen.

1360
01:17:22,620 --> 01:17:26,081
All you chumps think you got poise
You prance around like little toys

1361
01:17:26,249 --> 01:17:27,541
Shit.

1362
01:17:28,251 --> 01:17:29,501
My chickens.

1363
01:17:29,669 --> 01:17:31,503
Five, six, seven, eight.

1364
01:17:31,671 --> 01:17:33,213
Tigers!

1365
01:17:54,902 --> 01:17:58,155
Risky floor stunts, athletic tumbling,
tight formations.

1366
01:17:58,322 --> 01:18:01,533
Looks like the addition of those
two new guys is really paying off.

1367
01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:06,806
Oh, my God, that bitch.

1368
01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:12,186
-lt's not totally her fault.
-l was talking about Dr. Dick.

1369
01:18:12,354 --> 01:18:14,814
It sucks. Don't let it distract you.
We're gonna win.

1370
01:18:14,981 --> 01:18:17,316
No, we're not.
We're not as good as the others.

1371
01:18:17,484 --> 01:18:19,819
Yeah, we are. And there's
one way we can prove it.

1372
01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:25,908
-The Fountain of Troy.
-Yeah, right.

1373
01:18:26,076 --> 01:18:28,744
I thought that move
was prohibidimibidibabido.

1374
01:18:38,213 --> 01:18:39,255
Remember Lennon?

1375
01:18:39,422 --> 01:18:41,924
"Life's what happens when
you're busy making other plans."

1376
01:18:42,092 --> 01:18:45,010
-This is it. Life's happening.
-lt's not that easy, Shawn.

1377
01:18:45,178 --> 01:18:49,181
I never said it was. You can do it.
I know you can. I'll jump it with you.

1378
01:18:49,349 --> 01:18:51,767
I still just don't see them
qualifying for States.

1379
01:18:51,935 --> 01:18:55,020
They are just not in the same league
as the top teams here.

1380
01:18:56,606 --> 01:18:58,399
-Who's gonna catch me?
-Nick.

1381
01:18:58,567 --> 01:19:01,986
-Who's gonna catch you?
-Them.

1382
01:19:02,153 --> 01:19:04,697
I have total faith in them.
They're Tigers.

1383
01:19:04,865 --> 01:19:07,157
-But what if they don't?
-Bet big or go home.

1384
01:19:07,325 --> 01:19:09,326
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit.

1385
01:19:16,376 --> 01:19:17,751
-We're doing it.
-You sure?

1386
01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:19,378
We're doing a lot of talking.

1387
01:19:19,546 --> 01:19:21,964
This seems like a lot
of talking during the routine.

1388
01:19:24,885 --> 01:19:26,552
Lot of talking during the routine.

1389
01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,431
I'm the fountain.
Shawn, base. Nick, back.

1390
01:19:30,599 --> 01:19:33,142
Girls, catch. Shawn,
double-back handspring to end it.

1391
01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:34,351
-Got it.
-Ready?

1392
01:19:34,519 --> 01:19:36,020
Break.

1393
01:19:44,070 --> 01:19:47,531
Is this what l think it is? Are the Tigers
trying the Fountain of Troy?

1394
01:19:48,408 --> 01:19:52,119
This is the most dangerous move
in cheerleading. OMG.

1395
01:19:52,329 --> 01:19:53,829
That's prohibidado.

1396
01:19:54,497 --> 01:19:57,541
I told them in Spanish. How much
clearer could l have been?

1397
01:19:58,418 --> 01:19:59,543
Here comes the build.

1398
01:20:00,837 --> 01:20:01,879
Nice.

1399
01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:06,425
An awesome flying pose.

1400
01:20:12,265 --> 01:20:14,600
Here it comes, the final fountain.

1401
01:20:19,689 --> 01:20:21,273
And now for the final dismount.

1402
01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:23,233
Yes.

1403
01:20:24,444 --> 01:20:26,070
Perfect.

1404
01:20:26,655 --> 01:20:27,821
And the final flip out.

1405
01:20:28,365 --> 01:20:29,740
Here it comes, and....

1406
01:20:30,367 --> 01:20:31,867
Tigers!

1407
01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:44,880
Shawn!

1408
01:20:54,556 --> 01:20:55,639
Tigers!

1409
01:21:02,189 --> 01:21:03,731
That little shit.

1410
01:21:03,940 --> 01:21:05,482
My chicken shit.

1411
01:21:07,569 --> 01:21:10,070
Shawnzy. No, come here.
Come here, buddy. God.

1412
01:21:15,076 --> 01:21:18,579
Hey.

1413
01:21:19,831 --> 01:21:21,707
Did we win?
Are we going to States?

1414
01:21:21,875 --> 01:21:23,500
No, we came in 1 9th.

1415
01:21:25,003 --> 01:21:26,045
I'm sorry.

1416
01:21:26,213 --> 01:21:29,215
Are you kidding? That's 1 0 places
better than we did last year.

1417
01:21:29,382 --> 01:21:31,967
If they didn't deduct points
for the Fountain of Troy...

1418
01:21:32,135 --> 01:21:33,552
...we might've made top three.

1419
01:21:34,095 --> 01:21:36,055
You nailed your triple backflip.

1420
01:21:36,223 --> 01:21:37,932
I nailed my double backflip...

1421
01:21:38,099 --> 01:21:41,769
...because a triple backflip
would've landed me in the water.

1422
01:21:42,604 --> 01:21:45,189
Yeah, l did do three.
That makes more sense.

1423
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:02,289
-What was that?
-About three weeks overdue.

1424
01:22:13,385 --> 01:22:15,052
What the hell are you doing?

1425
01:22:16,972 --> 01:22:18,305
Kissing my teammate.

1426
01:22:18,515 --> 01:22:22,726
You wanna die today? I can take life
just as fast as I can give it.

1427
01:22:22,894 --> 01:22:24,478
First of all, you're not a doctor.

1428
01:22:25,313 --> 01:22:27,147
Second of all,
you're not my boyfriend.

1429
01:22:27,315 --> 01:22:29,149
What? Carly Fries, come on.

1430
01:22:30,151 --> 01:22:32,653
You're dumping me for him?

1431
01:22:33,071 --> 01:22:34,446
No, I'm dumping you, period.

1432
01:22:34,614 --> 01:22:39,535
And then I'm gonna be with him,
period. If that's okay with him.

1433
01:22:41,105 --> 01:22:42,272
Question mark.

1434
01:22:42,482 --> 01:22:45,108
Totally. Exclamation point.

1435
01:22:45,526 --> 01:22:48,695
Oh, puke.
Parentheses, bold, underline.

1436
01:22:49,864 --> 01:22:54,785
Carly Horse. Carly's Jr., baby.
Larry, Moe and Carly.

1437
01:22:55,745 --> 01:22:58,372
Carly and the Chocolate Factory,
sugar.

1438
01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:02,626
Carlsbad, Carly-fornia.

1439
01:23:03,393 --> 01:23:05,311
Why don't you run along now?

1440
01:23:05,478 --> 01:23:07,521
The longer you watch,
the sadder it gets.

1441
01:23:07,689 --> 01:23:09,732
-l'll show you sad.
-Hey, buddy.

1442
01:23:09,900 --> 01:23:11,108
Oh, Jesus.

1443
01:23:11,276 --> 01:23:12,401
-Nick.
-Nick.

1444
01:23:15,280 --> 01:23:16,572
That was for the Crocs.

1445
01:23:16,781 --> 01:23:19,408
You're not an old lady gardening
or a baby on the beach.

1446
01:23:19,576 --> 01:23:23,037
Okay? Now put on some shoes,
you're embarrassing yourself.

1447
01:23:25,540 --> 01:23:27,249
I'm just saying.

1448
01:23:27,417 --> 01:23:30,419
-You okay?
-Nothing a kiss can't fix.

1449
01:23:30,587 --> 01:23:32,213
Wait till tonight.

1450
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:37,092
I'm gonna make a wish on these
and throw them into the sky.

1451
01:23:40,096 --> 01:23:42,765
I hope one of you ends up
in my ER one day, bleeding...

1452
01:23:42,933 --> 01:23:45,267
...l'll make you wait for days.

1453
01:23:45,560 --> 01:23:48,395
Unless one of you has Blue Cross...

1454
01:23:48,939 --> 01:23:52,066
...that's a PPO,
none of that HMO bullshit!

1455
01:23:56,446 --> 01:23:58,072
This is so cute.

1456
01:23:58,240 --> 01:24:01,951
The 1 9th-placers.
You're like the littlest pigs.

1457
01:24:04,412 --> 01:24:07,706
-How does it feel to still suck ass?
-You tell me.

1458
01:24:11,294 --> 01:24:15,047
Please don't hurt us. l was just kidding
about the whole rivalry thing.

1459
01:24:15,215 --> 01:24:18,259
Cheering doesn't mean that much
to me. I wanna be a paralegal.

1460
01:24:18,426 --> 01:24:20,386
I love your hair. Go.
That bitch is crazy.

1461
01:24:20,553 --> 01:24:24,139
Way to go, Bianca.
I didn't know you had it in you.

1462
01:24:24,307 --> 01:24:26,600
There's a lot you don't know
about her.

1463
01:24:27,394 --> 01:24:30,562
You know that John Lennon
"life happening"...

1464
01:24:30,730 --> 01:24:34,233
..."risk it to get the biscuit"
stuff you said back there?

1465
01:24:34,401 --> 01:24:35,734
It didn't really make sense.

1466
01:24:35,902 --> 01:24:37,611
Well, it got you to do it.

1467
01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,406
No. You got me to do it.

1468
01:24:48,415 --> 01:24:51,959
Well, congratulations, kid.
You got what you wanted.

1469
01:24:52,335 --> 01:24:54,837
Thanks to you.
I couldn't have done it without you.

1470
01:24:55,005 --> 01:24:57,798
-Just shut up. Shut up.
-ls it hard for you to accept thanks?

1471
01:24:57,966 --> 01:25:00,342
-You want me to accept thanks?
-Yeah. Open up to me.

1472
01:25:00,510 --> 01:25:03,137
Here it comes from my mouth.
And you're welcome.

1473
01:25:05,182 --> 01:25:06,473
Diora.

1474
01:25:06,641 --> 01:25:08,475
Lose the clothes.

1475
01:25:12,147 --> 01:25:13,856
That's good. No.

1476
01:25:15,650 --> 01:25:17,526
-Read me something from your diary.
-What?

1477
01:25:17,694 --> 01:25:22,156
"Perchance to dream,
perchance to love a wind-- Hair....

1478
01:25:22,324 --> 01:25:25,868
--the summer skies
as teardrops cascade from my lo--"

1479
01:25:29,247 --> 01:25:31,290
Oh, my God. My husband.

1480
01:25:32,542 --> 01:25:34,043
This is not what it looks like.

1481
01:25:34,211 --> 01:25:36,170
Looks like you're running
some naked drill.

1482
01:25:36,338 --> 01:25:37,379
Exactly.

1483
01:25:37,547 --> 01:25:39,882
-Carry on.
-With what? Kissing your wife?

1484
01:25:40,050 --> 01:25:42,426
Good one. Five, six, seven, eight.

1485
01:25:42,594 --> 01:25:45,471
I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?
I said, hey, Tigers! Yeah?

1486
01:25:45,639 --> 01:25:47,223
Hold it.

1487
01:25:49,517 --> 01:25:54,021
I'm gonna lay my hands on you to get
a really good sense of your movement.

1488
01:25:54,189 --> 01:25:55,731
Five, six, seven, eight.

1489
01:25:55,941 --> 01:25:59,985
-I said, hey, Tigers!
-Yeah!

1490
01:26:00,153 --> 01:26:02,696
-What do we like to--?
-Panther meat!

1491
01:26:02,906 --> 01:26:05,199
Sweet Jesus, mother of God!

1492
01:26:06,201 --> 01:26:09,578
I don't wanna run laps all afternoon.
I have a shrink appointment.

1493
01:26:09,746 --> 01:26:12,665
Dude, your cousin stuck his finger
in your ass. Get over it.

1494
01:26:12,832 --> 01:26:14,792
Dude, your dad put his wang
on your shoulder.

1495
01:26:14,960 --> 01:26:17,294
Dude, your mom gave you an HJ
and tipped you a dollar.

1496
01:26:17,462 --> 01:26:19,630
Your cousin whacked you
in the face with his wang.

1497
01:26:19,798 --> 01:26:23,217
Come on, your cousin put his weiner
on your plate. You gotta get over it.

1498
01:26:23,385 --> 01:26:25,636
Will you shut up, man?
I'm too straight to be gay.

1499
01:26:25,804 --> 01:26:29,848
I could watch What Not to Wear
with Nathan Lane in my blouse...

1500
01:26:30,058 --> 01:26:32,101
...and still win a straight award.

1501
01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:33,310
That's not right.

1502
01:26:33,478 --> 01:26:35,396
I could smoke pole
and still be straight.

1503
01:26:35,563 --> 01:26:37,731
-l can't say "smoke pole"?
-No.

1504
01:26:39,609 --> 01:26:41,277
Carly. Come here.

1505
01:26:41,444 --> 01:26:44,113
We're working on a new mount
Bianca came up with.

1506
01:26:44,281 --> 01:26:47,032
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

1507
01:26:47,200 --> 01:26:49,410
-We didn't order these.
-No shit, lesbatron.

1508
01:26:49,577 --> 01:26:52,454
No shit, Indigo Girl.
No shit, Lesbos, island of Greece.

1509
01:26:52,622 --> 01:26:55,165
No shit, queer-leader.
No shit, Dixie Chick.

1510
01:26:55,333 --> 01:26:57,835
Wait, what? Just joking. Sorry.

1511
01:26:58,044 --> 01:26:59,962
The Fountain of Troy?

1512
01:27:00,130 --> 01:27:02,256
I thought that move
was prohibidabido.

1513
01:27:04,301 --> 01:27:05,968
It's not prohibidabido?

1514
01:27:06,136 --> 01:27:08,053
No, I'm pretty sure
it's prohibibabido.

1515
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:11,181
Cut.

1516
01:27:11,349 --> 01:27:13,559
Go ahead and clap.

1517
01:27:14,311 --> 01:27:16,437
Mediocrity deserves applause.

1518
01:27:16,604 --> 01:27:19,732
Why don't we go find a Ford Focus
and clap around it?

1519
01:27:23,695 --> 01:27:25,154
Mascot down!

1520
01:27:27,032 --> 01:27:28,824
It's a dragon!

1521
01:27:31,161 --> 01:27:32,536
Tell me about that road.

1522
01:27:36,333 --> 01:27:38,167
Is it lonely on that road?

1523
01:27:44,007 --> 01:27:45,382
Have you made up your mind?

1524
01:27:47,594 --> 01:27:50,846
-You gonna waste any more time?
-No!

1525
01:27:53,224 --> 01:27:54,308
Then here we go.

1526
01:28:08,698 --> 01:28:11,200
-F-U!
-F-U!

1527
01:28:18,166 --> 01:28:19,500
You're damn straight. F-U!

1528
01:29:55,805 --> 01:29:59,266
I can't take this head anymore.
Oh, the air feels so good.

1529
01:30:00,977 --> 01:30:02,311
All right, kiss me.

1530
01:30:03,646 --> 01:30:04,813
What are you doing?

1531
01:30:05,940 --> 01:30:07,900
Keep it on, sexy beast.

1532
01:30:22,707 --> 01:30:25,375
And that's how you kiss a guy.

1533
01:30:26,377 --> 01:30:27,377
Okay.

1534
01:30:27,545 --> 01:30:29,838
All right, again.