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on *:TEXT:!tb *:#:{ if ( $nick isop $chan ) || ( $nick ishop $chan ) { ban -ku $+ $3 $chan $2 2 You have been Tb'd from $chan for $3 secs 5[[ 4 Reason  5]]:6 $4- $+ .

    on *:TEXT:!kewl*:#:{
      /set %said3 %said2
      /set %said2 %said1
      /set %said1 $1-
      /var %rand = $rand(1,12)
      if %said1 != %said3 {
        if %rand == 1 msg $chan Juggalo269
        if %rand == 2 msg $chan Haplo234
        if %rand == 3 msg $chan Hunter
        if %rand == 4 msg $chan Troggy
        if %rand == 5 msg $chan Mclf1
        if %rand == 6 msg $chan Kitson5
        if %rand == 7 msg $chan Crackhead
        if %rand == 8 msg $chan Snipor
        if %rand == 9 msg $chan Bob_Returns
        if %rand == 10 msg $chan Nooby
        if %rand == 11 msg $chan Lighty
        if %rand == 12 msg $chan Trist
      }
      if %said1 == %said3 {
        /msg $chan Why do you repeat yourself, $nick ?
      }
    }