welcome
TD: Hello!
Please, come in.
TD: Alright, can do.
Do sit down, I believe I have supplied a chair you will find adaquetly comfortable.
TD: I love chairs, running so much it's almost like a treat to sit down.
I must say I'm flattered, it's not every day I get a visit from The Doctor.
TD: Well, you know many people and places to se...
TD: wait you already know my name?
Although I believe it is the first time we have interacted on YOUR personal timeline.
Of course I do.
I am near Omnipotent, after all.
Tea?
TD: Yes please.
TD: Omnipotent? That's a new one.
I could even cite your true name, if I so wished. Though, as doing so had a few dodgy conciquences, I will continue to refer to you as Doctor for the time being.
TD: It would be much better if you did, yeaaah.
TD: Thank you.
Here, I believe you take just a splash of milk and two shugars?
TD: Exactly how I like it, you are a great host.
TD: Though I don't believe I know your name yet.
I have many names, however you may call me Doc Scratch
I am something of a Doctor myself, you see.
And I am simply an excelent host.
Do feel free to help yourself to the Candy Bowl. It is quite bottomless. Your favorite, I believe?
TD: Yes! It almost feels like I'm just a boy in a candy store.
TD: I'm sure there's more about yourself you could tell me, and in fact I am interested.
TD: Not everyday someone meets a man like yourself.
It would be inpolite of me to refuse such a request, so I will be happy to tell you whatever you want.
Within reason, of course.
Tell me, what exactly it is you would like to know?
TD: Well, you mentioned that you've met me before in my future?
TD: Would that contain to many spoilers or can you eeborate some.
TD: * elaborate
Naturally. You realize I cannot tell you too much, you know how time travel is, but a few details can be reviled with little conciquence.
With yourself being a time traveler, and myself being well over 60000 years old, we were always going to run into each other. Mostly during your visits to Alternia.
Wherein you try to change things and I, inevitably, stop you.
TD: Alternia? I've only been there once or twice. Both very negative outcomes.
TD: But I suppose it is very fun, even when dangerous.
It's nothing personal, I assure you. It's simply there are some things that must come to pass on the timeline, and I rather cannot afford to have you meddaling.
Alternia and its current state, being a part of said vital circumstances.
TD: Ah, sounds like something I would get into.
TD: Been busy with all these other planets, unfortunately.
Yes, I believe you are prticuarly fond of Earth?
My deepest appologies about that. I'm affraid the plannet is quite doomed.
TD: Yes, great planet but even if the planet is doomed the human race always survives.
even if only through four unfortunate childeren
((Pretend that last sentence has grammar *Facedesk*))
TD: Children are strong, and wiser than adults in some ways so I'd trust four kids with the human race.
TD: Though that is a lot of pressure.
TD: (hehe it's okay :P ))
Oh, they do quite well in the end.
But inevitably fail in their quest, and innitiate a Hard Reset.
That was always how it was going to be.
But we were not talking about them, were we? You wished to know a little more about myself.
TD: Of course, so this may seem like an outlandishly rude question but...
TD: How do you see or talk?
Shenanigens.
Next question.
TD: How did you get omnipotent, I've never met someone who successfully could do it.
I'm the First Guardian of Alternia, created through a process called Ectobiology involving geans taken from a puppet and, more importantly, a magic Cueball.
Omnipotence is one of the perks.
TD: Interesting, you're using terms I'm not familiar with, and that's saying something for myself. Ectobiology for one of them.
A tricky process, usually innitiated by childeren who have no idea what it is they are doing in advance.
TD: Sounds like it would normally cause a lot of problems, does it?
Actually, it is a essentail tool for the preservation of the Alpha Timeline, and thus the creation of new Universes.
TD: New universe creation? I assume no adults are involved, so kids are creating new universes?
Naturally.
TD: Seems like a lot for just kids though.
Not that they realize that is what they're doing when they first start, of course.
And in the process they often accend to Godhood. Quite literally.
TD: Hmm, how has no one ever had these games brought to universal attention?
TD: I'd assume someone would want to steal and sell them.
The game creates itself, and distributes itself amongst the seeded plannets
Before innitaiating the destruction of all life on said planets.
Any planet with a first guardian is destined to undergo this.
It is inevitable.
TD: The inevitable is always a pain, can't get it to change no matter what you try.
The session over which I innitiate my influences is a rather unfortunate one. The young Trolls involved will be mostly whiped out, not long after the creation of thier Univers. And the universe they create shall be Cancerous.
Subsiquent sessions within the new universe shall be doomed to failure. One of which containing a large bomb where the new universe should go.
And this Bomb shall be the epicenter of the creation of The Green Sun.
TD: Out of all alien things I have seen this is maddening to think about.
TD: Even I'm having troubles wrapping my head around it.
This is something that is both destined to happen, and has already happened.
It is also the source of my power, and the place where my... employer shall begin his existence.
TD: Would this conversation be one of the influences of mine to attempt to go to Alternia and attempt changing history and universes?
Naturally.
But it won't work, you see, It is both destined to happen and has, already, happened.
TD: Still worth trying.
Yes, you have nothing if not your abbility to TRY, do you?
TD: Trying is all you can do when you don't know what to do.
More tea?
TD: If you would.
TD: Doc Scratch I still don't know quite what I should think of you.
Very few people do realize quite what to make of me.
Until it is too late.
TD: So you've murdered?
Absolutely not, that would not be gentlemanly of me at all, now would it?
I have been the influence of many deaths over the years, but I have never dealt a killing blow.
TD: Ah, I'd rather not know how many you've influenced the murder of.
TD: So you sit here hosting until you are needed somewhere?
60000 years is a long time, Doctor. Far longer then even your long life.
Tell me, how many deaths have you been the cause of? Even if not directly by your hand.
TD: ...
TD: Well
TD: Millions
TD: Entire races, I'm sure you know.
By comparison my own body count is rather limited
To that of those on Alternia, and to a much lesser extent, earth.
TD: At least half of my body count comes from Earth being attacked, but there are bad memories of other planets submerged in that.
Alternia has a long and bloody history, and it is entierly my fault. Again, owing not to persona desires or any negative emotions on my part, but simply because of inevitability, and my employer's desires.
Tell me, what do you know of Alternian history?
TD: Lets see, I remember a few things, not many though. I remember the few and far fights with the heirs and empresses, wars between bloods, a very distinctive rebellion.
TD: That really is about as far as my Alternian history goes.
TD: With the bits and pieces here and their
TD: *there.
And from these scattered fragments of knowledge it would be easy for you to assume that Trolls are violent by Nature, correct?
TD: Yes, along with personal experiences on Alternia.
Well, that assumption would be incorrect.
TD: Would it?
They are violent by Culture, not Nature. If left to their own devices, and with perhaps a new Empress, they would gradually settle down into a much more peaceful race.
Part of my employment involves ensuring this does not happen, though I am not the only one set on the task.
TD: Is it almost like a secret service for the culture to keep it violent?
Quite.
I'm sure you must have heard about the man on the green moon?
That would be myself.
TD: The green man on the moon, that is you?
Yes.
TD: Interesting.
You say that as if it is something you yourself have not initiated on multiple planets, across hundereds of cultures.
Everybody knows of The Man in The Blue Box, in some way or form, of course.
TD: Of course, myths sort of come with travelling and saving.
Indeed.
So how is your latest companion?
TD: Well, I recently left Martha back at home, so I've been travelling alone mostly. Don't think I'll pick up another human for awhile.
You made a good choice with that species. They have proven to be some of the more challenging to manipulate.
Of course, I managed it with little difficulty on my part. But when compared with the Trolls, they are a fighting force to be reconed with.
TD: Yes, no better species out there to travel with.
TD: Thought about trying a different species once but it was much to hectic.
I can imagine.
But then, I don't have to. Being Omnipotent, I already know.
TD: I suppose, yes. Though it's been getting difficult to find humans who don't do stupid as hell shit.
All sentient species will do stupid things, It's simply a matter of predicting what those things will be, and using them to yur advantage.
TD: I will agree with you there, it's won me many battles.
Fasinating choice of words there, Doctor.
Do you consider most of your conflicts to be "Battles"?
TD: Yes, may they be for emotional or physical reasons I tend to think of them as gruesome battles that can lead to kill or be killed.
Excelent.
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TD: Excellent?
You are starting to think like a Soldier. This is excelent.
TD: Why is that good thing? You have me a bit worried to be honest.
It's a good thing because it makes you more... predictable.
TD: Predicting should not be a challenge for yourself, unless I am difficult to read.
You are one of the bigger challenges I have ever faced, but in the end I always clear the dark spots in my vision.
Always.
TD: Dark spots, so even you cannot see everything.
I said I was Near Omnipotent, and I was telling the truth.
TD: You do seem to be very truthful, though not necessarily in a good way.
I never lie, Doctor. Though occationally I play pranks.
TD: You don't seem like a man for pranks?
TD: *wow that question mark shouldn't be there))
I don't seem like a lot of things.
TD: Then how would you describe yourself?
Complicated.
TD: Complicated how so?
A lot racks up in 60000 years, and only more will do so when the time comes.
But lets not talk about that, shall we?
TD: Of course, though I have enjoyed my stay I better leave, time waits for no one, not even a Time Lord.
Of course. Please, feel free to return here whenever you wish for a Chat. Don't even feel you need worry about when you arrive, I will always be ready for you.
I am, after all, an excelent host.
TD: Alright, I'll be sure to visit again one day but until then good bye.